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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

A thread for posting all your sports poetry

Old Thread


The Isles' future is as black
as these kettles and pots
fans can't get excited
for giving up 51 shots



A team whose ship has set sail
Their mission for a cup had failed
Now its said that Hank
is on board with the tank
ALL MUST GO IN THIS FIRE SALE


My love for you burns
hotter than coals
But what gets me goin'
TD pass to Nick Foles


I forgot the flowers
I ate all the fudge
gently caress the fuckin' Yankees
And gently caress Aaron Judge


John Tavares is leaving
I've accepted this painful truth
I wish this fuckin' team
Wasn't run by one of the Bluths


:justpost:

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

DJExile posted:

Hey ladies! It's your fault if your partner beats you!
But don't worry, we've got some pink swag too!
Keep spending, keep watching, long as you're not gay!
We're the NFL, and we'll see you next Sunday!

Rose are red
concussions are bogus
turn down the lights
Where'd I park my car?

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

A team was in need of some structure
But the people in charge were vultures
He said, with much clout
He's a star no doubt
But does he fit in with this team's culture?

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