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the matrix but instead of like freeze frames and guns its a guy playing de_dust
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Feb 15, 2018 17:28
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an episode that is just a normal day in america under the trump presidency
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Feb 15, 2018 17:30
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There is a terrible car crash and the occupants of both cars are maimed and rendered comatose. the families of the victims sue each other. Most of the episode is a legal drama as the lawyers try to figure out how to run a case where both accused parties can't speak or appear in court. In the third act we are informed that the courtroom has been modified with new technology to let the drivers appear and testify despite their state. Reporters crowd the courtroom to see this amazing new legal precedent being set. In the final scene a garage door opens up in the courtroom wall, and a car drives itself up to the witness stand and takes the oath using its fancy sound system.
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Feb 15, 2018 17:44
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robocop
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Feb 15, 2018 18:05
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Sagebrush posted:There is a terrible car crash and the occupants of both cars are maimed and rendered comatose. the families of the victims sue each other. Most of the episode is a legal drama as the lawyers try to figure out how to run a case where both accused parties can't speak or appear in court. In the third act we are informed that the courtroom has been modified with new technology to let the drivers appear and testify despite their state. Reporters crowd the courtroom to see this amazing new legal precedent being set. In the final scene a garage door opens up in the courtroom wall, and a car drives itself up to the witness stand and takes the oath using its fancy sound system. The courtroom is further shocked that instead of testifying, the car plays ads for near by companies
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Feb 15, 2018 18:21
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just that one patent where you stand up and shout mcdonalds to skip an ad
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Feb 15, 2018 18:25
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a young person gets a serious cns injury and is stuck with locked-in syndrome, proven by the fact that he has brainwaves but can't communicate at all and his loved ones sacrifice their self-worth and dignity at the altar of capitalism to get access to the computer that can read his thoughts, and when they finally plug him into the machine, his only thought is an eight-second advertising jingle over and over again forever
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Feb 15, 2018 18:26
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your posts, but too much
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Feb 15, 2018 18:31
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A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time
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Feb 15, 2018 18:46
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time 5
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Feb 15, 2018 18:50
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time lol best one
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Feb 15, 2018 18:56
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time lol
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Feb 15, 2018 19:44
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time wrap it up jameses we aren't beating this
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Feb 15, 2018 19:52
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time golden manbabies
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Feb 15, 2018 22:04
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ADINSX posted:A man stares in horror as he realizes his monitor was off the whole time like some kind of... black mirror....
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Feb 16, 2018 03:04
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big scary monsters posted:like some kind of... black mirror.... gas
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Feb 16, 2018 03:05
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wb smoka
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Feb 16, 2018 04:05
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everyone is named james
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Feb 16, 2018 04:55
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Poniard posted:everyone is named james
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Feb 16, 2018 05:08
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man watches and enjoys a series when he takes his smartglasses off it turns out it was an anime the whole time
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Feb 16, 2018 10:22
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in a shocking twist computers are good
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Feb 16, 2018 10:23
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someone gets the tantalus device from star trek which can kill anyone and tries to solve the worlds problems that way.
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Feb 16, 2018 10:29
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AtomD posted:in a shocking twist computers are good its supposed to be science fiction not fantasy
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Feb 16, 2018 11:50
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technology, but its scary because the writers are getting old.
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Feb 16, 2018 15:12
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Shaggar posted:technology, but its scary because the writers are getting old. what a shaggar thing to say
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Feb 16, 2018 15:58
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what if it's like, the same universe as nosedive and all pink and stuff only it's a guy and he keeps getting banned from twitter for no reason while literal nazis don't
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Feb 16, 2018 20:41
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guy playing minesweeper at work but if he hits a mine hs blows up irl
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Feb 16, 2018 22:20
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bump_fn posted:guy playing minesweeper at work but if he hits a mine hs blows up irl 
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Feb 16, 2018 22:29
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bump_fn posted:guy playing minesweeper at work but if he hits a mine hs blows up irl space invaders but every destroyed enemy randomly deletes a file off your computer
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Feb 16, 2018 22:54
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OldAlias posted:space invaders but every destroyed enemy randomly deletes a file off your computer ReBoot but IRL
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Feb 16, 2018 23:01
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Feb 17, 2018 04:25
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Something Charlie Brooker wrote a long time ago, but in the future.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:34
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big scary monsters posted:like some kind of... black mirror....
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Feb 17, 2018 05:02
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guy goes to work every day and loves a totally average and normal life but never meets the right person to settle down with. in his waning years he meets a wonderful person and proposes. the next day he wakes up to a person pulling goggles off of his face, revealing the prison cell he's been in the whole time for murdering his wife 50 years ago. the life he thought he had, the happy ending, none of it was real and this realization crosses his face as he dies of tuberculosis.
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Feb 17, 2018 05:22
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cis autodrag posted:guy goes to work every day and loves a totally average and normal life but never meets the right person to settle down with. in his waning years he meets a wonderful person and proposes. the next day he wakes up to a person pulling goggles off of his face, revealing the prison cell he's been in the whole time for murdering his wife 50 years ago. the life he thought he had, the happy ending, none of it was real and this realization crosses his face as he dies of tuberculosis. wouldn’t this incentivize ppl to kill their crappy partners so they can sit in vr heaven? 🤔
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Feb 17, 2018 06:39
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Caganer posted:wouldn’t this incentivize ppl to kill their crappy partners so they can sit in vr heaven? 🤔 The existential agony of your final moments as your body dies from neglect is the punishment. The vr part is just a long term investment in making it hurt.
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Feb 17, 2018 06:49
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cis autodrag posted:The existential agony of your final moments as your body dies from neglect is the punishment. The vr part is just a long term investment in making it hurt. nice
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Feb 17, 2018 06:55
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ADINSX posted:A computer but in your butt
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Feb 17, 2018 07:43
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a guy tried to connect his bluetooth phone to his car radio and actually use the controls on the stereo to control the phone after scrolling through all his music to find the song he wants. after a time he finds it, but when he looks up from the dashboard he finds that life has passed him by, he has not married or had kids, he just scrolled through song titles for 59 years and then he dies of old age.
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