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mike pence was never a senator
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A women becomes so obsessed with television that she binges all tv shows, never taking a break. Away from her nagging, her husband becomes more happy and successful than hes every been in his entire life.
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Feb 19, 2018 01:02
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FANG starts predictive ordering services where they just send you poo poo you probably need, and everyone blindly accepts this as a good idea. Instead of doing something cool like sending schizophrenics agitprop and bomb making supplies, the tension is focused around a bland protagonist who just slowly regresses in her ability to take care of herself. Her relationships suffer because of it, or something equally meaningless. Last scene is a baby getting mailed a bottle of formula on the day it's born, I think, and somehow the amazon drone gives holds the bottle for the newborn and her mother watches on with tears in her eyes like she's in a Stan Kelly panel. edit: yeah, this is it. The tension is around a woman who gets pregnant and her boyfriend / family gets pushed away because she prefers to rely on Netflixs sending her movies to watch cued to her mood rather than spend time with family, etc, etc. Sets up the last scene nicely. TimWinter fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 16:11
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a man meets a beautiful woman and they go on several dates together. when he suggests moving their relationship to the next level she gets upset and runs off and "disconnects" revealing this to have been a vr only relationship. it is eventually revealed that the woman was dying and in her last moments implanted her personality into the super computer she was building
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Feb 19, 2018 16:34
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a guy fucks his computer and cums in it
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Feb 19, 2018 16:35
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bump_fn posted:a guy fucks his computer and cums in it a computer fucks a guy and cums in him
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Feb 19, 2018 16:49
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AtomD posted:ppl get chips implanted that kill them if they behave in a certain way they pick, like do a drug or cheat on their spouse i'd watch this in imax
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Feb 19, 2018 16:54
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Schadenboner posted:FTFY ??? pls explain what this mean
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Feb 19, 2018 16:55
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OldAlias posted:a computer fucks a guy and cums in him now were talking
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Feb 19, 2018 20:17
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flakeloaf posted:i'd watch this in imax This just legitimately sounds like better than average tv
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Feb 20, 2018 03:40
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everyone loves this new operating system (OS), but it turns out... it is a POS
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Feb 20, 2018 05:54
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the year is 2069, sex bots are real. and they are feminist.
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Feb 20, 2018 09:30
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your smart car wants you to dress like hasselhoff, take up singing and move to germany. you cant convince it otherwise, but if you can convey your message through song...
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Feb 20, 2018 09:43
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OldAlias posted:a computer fucks a guy and cums in him remake of Demon Seed sounding good
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Feb 20, 2018 15:21
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yall gotta come up with better ideas this thread is down from 5 to 3!!! how about we get back up to 4 by this time tomorrow
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Feb 21, 2018 00:56
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Workplace offers 100k bonus to all employees if they agree to allow their office to be filmed for a reality show. At the end the employees are stack ranked and the bottom are executed. This is known to the audience but not the employees.
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Feb 21, 2018 01:01
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children are issued a watch when they turn three. the watch lets them talk to a funny cartoon dog. the dog grows up with them as their cognitive abilities improve, helping them through every dumb kiddy crisis, but also records everything. when they turn 18, there’s a big ceremony where the dog picks their future for them based on what it’s observed, and society just generally accepts this. a young woman is told to become a receptionist but hates it because she wants to be a firefighter. it turns out that the dog is right and she’s a terrible firefighter
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Feb 21, 2018 01:52
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A man tortures an AI, feeling no more remorse than if he had damaged his self driving car. The audience is unsettled, realizing that it is our collective humanity that has suffered most of all. B plot: The self driving cars are actually driven by enslaved AIs constructed from brain scans of unemployed Uber drivers.
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Feb 21, 2018 02:03
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a guy who was a super elite rockstar programmer in 2010 is being made redundant after a moderately successful 35 year stint at a major tech company and has to interview for individual contributor jobs at age 62
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Feb 21, 2018 02:06
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qirex posted:a guy who was a super elite rockstar programmer in 2010 is being made redundant after a moderately successful 35 year stint at a major tech company and has to interview for individual contributor jobs at age 62 this person has made at least ten million in 2018 dollars
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Feb 21, 2018 02:15
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A celebrated satirist and television sci-fi writer falls from grace when a hacker discovers his stash of torture porn. The public is outraged, but during the trial it emerges that the victims were all AIs. At the end of the episode, it is revealed the AI torture porn was the TV show all along.
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Feb 21, 2018 02:19
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a tech billionaire makes a lovely looking electric car with horrible QC but turns out to be right all along as the earth warms up significantly enough that his Lada-tier creations tighten up panel gap to Bavarian tolerances in the sweltering Post-Trump sun
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Feb 21, 2018 02:21
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rjmccall posted:this person has made at least ten million in 2018 dollars it was all spent on teslas and bay area childcare
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Feb 21, 2018 02:31
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fair
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Feb 21, 2018 02:35
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what if your tesla joined a gang?
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Feb 21, 2018 04:00
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homercles posted:your smart car wants you to dress like hasselhoff, take up singing and move to germany. you cant convince it otherwise, but if you can convey your message through song... I'm 100% stealing this idea. Driver starts acting like celebrity to make his car ai happy, ai gives a pained smile and tries to play along but remains disappointed at heart they didn't get bought by someone cooler. I don't know, the conflict is that people dont like to be treated politely but genuinely disliked by their smart watches and the end twist is that the ubiquitous ais are nice but generally just as self interested and unamused as any typical service worker.
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Feb 21, 2018 04:10
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computer gizmo company hosts orgy of desecration and death to promote new product
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Mar 3, 2018 06:57
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TimWinter posted:I'd watch this. Turns out this was an episode in season 2, although the comic behind the fake personality refused the call to adventure. They were still getting their legs, I think.
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Mar 5, 2018 16:14
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What about a Jeff Bezos stand in goes full on Batman, but every drug dealer / robber he cripples in the name of justice is not subtly at all in poverty because amazon disrupted the economic sector their job was in
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Mar 5, 2018 16:19
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what if your keyboard  was ashamed of your posts
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Mar 5, 2018 16:32
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computer that you think is good but is actually bad
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Mar 5, 2018 20:08
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the desktop, but on linux
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Mar 6, 2018 17:06
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Zlodo posted:the desktop, but on linux 2018 is the year, man
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Mar 7, 2018 21:54
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this isn't a joke but Attention Deficit Disorder (the Marble Economy story) could make a great episode of Black Mirror and Cefte should option it immediately
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A man is a bit of a loner and just wants to be left alone in the world. He wants to be left alone with his computer and his biggest passion: music. All he does all day long is listen to music on his computer. A collection of music measured in terabytes. The only thing stopping him from enjoying his collection all day long is the nuisance of coworkers, family, and life obligations. A few weeks later the man gets his wish. The entire planet is obliterated except for him, and he's left alone with the only computer on earth that survived: the computer at his local library that has every single song ever created on its 20 petabyte hard drive. He grins with delight as he realizes his dream has finally come true. He can listen to his music all day long and never be interrupted again. It's just him and his passion. The camera pans over the man, sobbing with his head in his hands. There's a quick pan of the computer screen: it's running Linux; the only sound emitting from the speakers is a cracking hum.
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Mar 11, 2018 03:29
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right before and up to the singularity
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Mar 11, 2018 05:13
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a small boy is raised by a robot nanny and it goes haywire and kills his real mother but the boy loves the robot so much he covers for it and takes the blame for the murder
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Mar 14, 2018 04:12
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a genie grants a libertarian's wish to live in a perfect libertopia where the free market alone will determine his value when he gets there a giant robot examines him for three seconds and instantly desiccates him to make candle wicks from his muscle tissue
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Mar 14, 2018 10:20
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:A man is a bit of a loner and just wants to be left alone in the world. He wants to be left alone with his computer and his biggest passion: music. All he does all day long is listen to music on his computer. A collection of music measured in terabytes. The only thing stopping him from enjoying his collection all day long is the nuisance of coworkers, family, and life obligations. lmao
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A woman is witness to a gruesome murder, but succeeds in recording the event on her smartphone. Due to future progress in cloud computing, no-one stores anything locally anymore, and her video is pushed directly to her online google drive. Unfortunately, Google's automatic labeling algorithms flags her upload as inappropriate and deletes the video immediately. Instead, the algorithm informs the police that this woman is a snuff producer, which triggers a Kafkaesque downward spiral.
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