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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

a man uses a futuristic holographic dating service and realtime face-changing software to cheat on his wife and gets into an online relationship but when finally meeting the other woman irl it was his wife all along who was using the same service to try to cheat on her husband

also the main characters' last name is buffet holmes and that pina colada song is playing in the background at the bar where they meet because subtlety is for losers

edit for musical accuracy

qirex fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Feb 15, 2018

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

a student is home from college for thanksgiving and must try to get google photos, apple photos and amazon photos working together on 3 computers and 5 phones before the turkey is done

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

oh no, no-one does anything to the computer. it just sits there

a truly chilling look at our bleak future

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

bump_fn posted:

a ripoff of a well known sci fi story except now peolpe have iphones

the world's greatest dota pro has an adderal-induced heart attack during a tournament, when he comes to in heaven he discovers that he can't be beaten at dota but his twitch viewer count never exceeds 5 people

maybe he's not in heaven at all??? :spooky:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Schadenboner posted:

Jimmy Buffett didn't write Escape though, it was Rupert Holmes?

:confused:
an internet poster is factually wrong but must figure out an acceptable excuse for his wrongness or risk looking foolish on a dumb computer forum

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

a guy who was a super elite rockstar programmer in 2010 is being made redundant after a moderately successful 35 year stint at a major tech company and has to interview for individual contributor jobs at age 62

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

rjmccall posted:

this person has made at least ten million in 2018 dollars

it was all spent on teslas and bay area childcare

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