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succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
life is v boring and meaningless

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

succ posted:

life is v boring and meaningless

get some expensive rear end headphones and listen to music imo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

succ posted:

life is v boring and meaningless

Read literature, drink good beer, and go to live performances of music and theater.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'm :gas:sy

Victory Position has issued a correction as of 22:46 on Feb 18, 2018

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

succ posted:

life is v boring and meaningless

There is meaning in suffering.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Dehumanize yourself and face to the sisyphean task of existence

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
"Drink good beer"

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I kinda want to get drunk again but I went too far with it last night and I have work tomorrow but I'm kind of mad right now and could use something to take the edge off.

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



A Spherical Sponge posted:

well I am pretty gay so I'm not too unhappy with that

hell yeah my dude

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

get that OUT of my face posted:

i haven't been taking solid shits lately. no, seriously. it's pretty uncomfortable at times. ulcerative colitis runs on the men on my dad's side of the family so i bet it's that
update: took a solid poo poo today

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Fibre is important

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I cant believe someone hasn't made a health toilet, that automatically analyzes your poo and recommends dietary changes or possible medical issues

Its already the cyberpunk future, get on it eggheads

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Jeb! Repetition posted:

They threaten you?
yes, or outright defiance

"oh man, sestze, if i ever saw you outside school HANDS WOULD BE THROWN"

Old job was that, but I run into enough dumbshit kids on my day to day to get irked about how little control I have

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

rudatron posted:

I cant believe someone hasn't made a health toilet, that automatically analyzes your poo and recommends dietary changes or possible medical issues

Its already the cyberpunk future, get on it eggheads

I did a comic once about a toilet on a space station that analyzes urine. It informs a lady astronaut that she’s pregnant and she then asks the toilet for an abortion.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people suck my dick too much and respect me too much

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Saucer Hovers posted:

I did a comic once about a toilet on a space station that analyzes urine. It informs a lady astronaut that she’s pregnant and she then asks the toilet for an abortion.

this is the future that liberals want

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

rudatron posted:

I cant believe someone hasn't made a health toilet, that automatically analyzes your poo and recommends dietary changes or possible medical issues

Its already the cyberpunk future, get on it eggheads

are you a writer for adult swim

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

It's 30 goddamn degrees Celsius in my apartment with all the windows open. I hate radiators

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

rudatron posted:

I cant believe someone hasn't made a health toilet, that automatically analyzes your poo and recommends dietary changes or possible medical issues

Its already the cyberpunk future, get on it eggheads

pretty sure there was a kickstarter for this exact thing

also my life is going pretty good, and I don't drink
...coincidence?











yes

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

rudatron posted:

Dehumanize yourself and face to the sisyphean task of existence

this, but also the transvaluation of values imo

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

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