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The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
David Arquette should be inducted before JJ. I was in the arena for that match, and I still couldn't believe it happened when I watched it on tv the next night. It was both the high and low point of my wrestling fandom.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Vince Russo probably has a better case to be in the Hall of Fame than JJ, but I'll take JJ being in as a tacit Vince Russo admission.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Karmine posted:

MRT you need to do a breaking news MonPod imo

Ok.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/965678594247790599

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Dunno if that's true but I remember reading that Shane and Stephanie were way more angry at Jeff's scheme than Vince himself.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZkNCpLNQfc

He was right all along! :tinfoil:

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

i hope elias sings With My Baby Tonight on raw tonight in celebration

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

John Dudebro posted:

i hope elias sings With My Baby Tonight on raw tonight in celebration

We may get to see an Elias/JJ duet :neckbeard:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Still my favorite Jarrett moment in WWF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL1AIeHftpk

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait, so Jerry Jarrett is NOT in the Hall of Fame?

I'm honestly shocked, and even more shocked that Jeff is going in before him.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

Wait, so Jerry Jarrett is NOT in the Hall of Fame?

I'm honestly shocked, and even more shocked that Jeff is going in before him.

Agreed. I know Jeff is more “colorful” (and to be fair, I’ve never listened to a Jerry Jarrett interview that didn’t put me to sleep), but every Hall of Fame has a “boring” inductee and Jerry is perfect for that role.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fart blood posted:

Agreed. I know Jeff is more “colorful” (and to be fair, I’ve never listened to a Jerry Jarrett interview that didn’t put me to sleep), but every Hall of Fame has a “boring” inductee and Jerry is perfect for that role.

Jerry had access to the same stuff that Vince snorted but Jerry smoked his out of a lightbulb.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
For those of you that have never seen a JJ match, here's a youtube video with clips of all his classic matches set to his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9rkIn5OwL0

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/965639923507146752

Also, love that Double J's head is cut off in his twitter banner

https://twitter.com/RealJeffJarrett

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


He had a really good match with X-Pac once.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

If you’ve never seen a JJ match, you should watch the Raven one in TNA. That’s peak Jeff Jarrett

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sportsgenius86 posted:

If you’ve never seen a JJ match, you should watch the Raven one in TNA. That’s peak Jeff Jarrett

No peak Jeff Jarrett is the King of the Mountain match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

you should watch the Raven one in TNA.

Nobody should ever do this.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
im watching jeff jarrett vs dlo brown for both the midcard titles literally right now and jeff jarrett sucks.

JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!

Midnightghoul posted:

For those of you that have never seen a JJ match, here's a youtube video with clips of all his classic matches set to his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9rkIn5OwL0

I just showed this to my 6 year old. He’s now a huge fan of Jeff Jarrett.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the only time i ever liked Jeff Jarrett was when he cut that promo moments after Owen Hart fell to his death

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Nobody should ever do this.

I wish I had seen this sooner. That ending...what the gently caress?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I can't remember who said it, but one reference to this match in the past was,"1980s Hulk Hogan would have looked at this match and thought it was too much."

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Midnightghoul posted:

For those of you that have never seen a JJ match, here's a youtube video with clips of all his classic matches set to his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9rkIn5OwL0

Okay that Stinger Splash into El Kabong spot is cool

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

:siren:THE GOLD TAPE HAS SORT OF BEEN FOUND:siren:

OSW's TNA Lockdown 2007 Review has a segment starting at 1:29:10 in the video about Global Force Gold that is bookended with the opening and closing parts of Jarrett's video. They talk over the other visible parts of the video and someone could probably reconstruct the whole thing using the audio from Solomonster's podcast that I posted on the first page of the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DTYKSkoxo4&t=5350s

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i hope they use his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlK_bp905E

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

What brand of construction paper were Jeff Jarrett's guitars made out of?

servo106
Apr 26, 2006

DrKrankenwagen posted:

What brand of construction paper were Jeff Jarrett's guitars made out of?

C-

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

Midnightghoul posted:

For those of you that have never seen a JJ match, here's a youtube video with clips of all his classic matches set to his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9rkIn5OwL0

I take back everything bad I ever said about the man.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Midnightghoul posted:

For those of you that have never seen a JJ match, here's a youtube video with clips of all his classic matches set to his best theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9rkIn5OwL0

So what you're saying is: we're getting a Heath Slater/Jeff Jarrett guitar spot at Mania.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Really don’t see this as a good idea, considering we still don’t see Chyna in the HOF. I wanted Jarrett off my television the moment his Double-J teaser vignettes were on Superstars.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Really don’t see this as a good idea, considering we still don’t see Man Mountain Rock in the HOF.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Maybe this is a means for WWE to be able to provide assistance with rehab without offering him a legends contract. Because why else?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah I can't hate this if JJ grifted himself some free rehab on WWE's dime.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I thought the rehab went to anyone who used to work for WWE

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I thought the rehab went to anyone who used to work for WWE

He did?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

He was the miz before the miz and with more women hating

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Basically, if your death will lead to "Former WWE Superstar Dies of Drug Overdose" headlines then they will pay for your rehab.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

exploded mummy posted:

He was the miz before the miz and with more women hating

The Miz is likable, tho.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Now I feel old

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Can this year's HoF just be a roast of Jeff Jarrett?
A very mean-spirited roast?

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