Fart Garfunkel: Hello Flatulence, My Old Friend

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fart Garfunkel: Hello Flatulence, My Old Friend

MonkeyHate: Oct 11, 2002; Dance, monkey, dance!; Taco Defender

Raising kids is real hard and sometimes you feel regret because you have no free time anymore and all of your hobbies have to be abandoned and you are sleep deprived all the time and it's so stressful to put all of your love into something so fragile and then have to watch them go out into the dangerous world knowing you can't always protect them.

But then when my first son was three I farted on his head and he laughed so hard he fell down and in that moment I knew it was all worth it forever.

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