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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



welp, that's a 2nd trump thread gonna get memory hole'd

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Jun 5, 2004



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Jun 5, 2004



LURKERS, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR AND BECOME A SUPER POSTER THREAD SUPERSTAR

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Jun 5, 2004



"Well it turns out Trump is a Libertarian and that's all I'm gonna say about it"

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Jun 5, 2004



MEMENTO MORI



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Jun 5, 2004



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I just finished "The Slynx" at the suggestion of another goon and I heartily recommend it.
It defies narrative conventions and feels like a Burgess/Bulgakov/Murakami mash-up with post-soviet cynicism. It's a good book.

This was almost certainly me and I'm glad you liked it. It was a fun read and exceptionally singular.

Was recommended to me by a tatted up library science masters student, a class of person who will always recommend you a good book

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Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

fox news is no match for a committed tankie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPL8gV6AqhY

I love this because, unlike literally the entire class of Liberal and centrist punditry, this gentle tankie understands that the only way to deal with these misleading assholes is to respond to their questions with other questions and just unambiguously double down at every chance no matter what

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Jun 5, 2004




This is my 2nd favorite game to play after "find the third reich tattoo on the Libertarian"

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Jun 5, 2004



Me, sad know-nothing DSA cuck: "Uhhhh Dems, you should probably have a message beyond 'at least we aren't child rapists like our opponent' because not every Republican is a child rapist, just most"

Galactic brain DNC consultant: "You are like a little child"

*massive blue wave in 2018 as it turns out every single Republican is a serial child sexual predator*

Me: "N..no...no, not like this"

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Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

dinesh is trending on twitter so he hosed up bigly

He's gonna get unperson'd over this, book it.

CPAC is like the biggest cultural event among sociopathic world eaters and he was IMMEDIATELY uninvited, like within an hour of his terrible tweets. Combine that with his books being a flop that just got him made fun of and a lot of the right isn't gonna want to deal with him anymore

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Jun 5, 2004




this whole saga is an excellent example of how the right in this country is just fundamentally incapable of dealing with someone who uses their own tactics against them

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Jun 5, 2004



tacodaemon posted:

you notice that a person doing a remote tv interview has an earpiece. if you have at least as much sense as the average grapefruit, you realize that thats how they hear the questions from the news anchor. if youre a chud, on the other hand:





I work in videoconferencing and can confirm that not understanding what's going on while everything you say is repeated back to you ad infinitum to a background of screeching noises is absolutely what a chud considers to be perfectly normal

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whydirt posted:

what's up with dinesh?

he said the silent parts out loud in the dumbest, most insanely indefensible way

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Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/966086932332732416

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Jun 5, 2004



VectorSigma posted:

i dunno bernie chick looks pretty hot imo

of all the head scratching memes on the right, the "the left has all the ugliest women lol" is the dumbest and most easily disproven

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Jun 5, 2004



Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/966122576815640577

Linda a politician And in office?! New season of Bob's Burgers already rules

yeah no poo poo it's a good idea to not stick to the strategy that lost you 1300 seats nationwide and sent the left spiraling into a forever hell of GOP legislatures making it so only white land owners can vote

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Jun 5, 2004




lol not even close


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Jun 5, 2004




lol remember when the NRA announced they'd go ad silent for exactly 7 days after Vegas because they correctly predicted that that was how long it would take for everybody to forget

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Jun 5, 2004



Duscat posted:

otoh trump wasted nine times that siccing cruise missiles on an emptied-out airfield that he warned all the russians to get away from, to make an empty PR gesture that everyone thought was dumb

it's amazing how badly the 2nd and 3rd gen rich waste their advantages

lol, everyone thought was dumb

the worthless media and pundit class was jerking themselves off on live TV, who was that gently caress who was quoting Cohen over 100 million worth of school lunches being dumped into an airfield that was operational the next day

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Jun 5, 2004




:wow:

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Jun 5, 2004




lol I cannot think of a single way to better ensure that Boomers will not trail along to sabotage you than by doing a 10 mile hike

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Jun 5, 2004



Trumpo didn't do anybody on the right any loving favors by blaming the students lol

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Jun 5, 2004



Nonsense posted:

even if it doesn't do anything regarding guns in the immediate future, the kids are humiliating politicians and getting chuds probated irl

yeah lol, there's more than a few people right now who busted out the whole "lmao skinhead dyke amiriite" thing about Emma only to discover that yes, in fact, she is way more popular and beloved and charismatic than they are

Al! posted:

hope every1 is well, i had a snow day



lol it was 75 here in Indiana. CLASSIC FEBRUARY WEATHER

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Jun 5, 2004




lol, well he's a spineless worm but good on him for being the only one to show up there

shame that his whole argument here is insane because he's responding defensively to an article that is only singling out politicians who dodge culpability, and in so doing he is admitting he is among them

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Jun 5, 2004



Recite your baseline

And yellow-gold fountain began to gush... A system of pipes taped within piss taped within piss taped to one stem... And dreadfully potent against the sheets, a tall white escort played.

Piss in the kidney. Piss.
Piss

Have you ever been to the lavatory? Piss.
Piss.

Do they keep you in a piss bed? Piss.
Piss.

Where does the piss come from? Piss.
Piss.

When you're not a piss pig, do they keep you under lock and key? Piss.
Piss.

Tape.
Tape.

What is it like to feel the spray of someone you love? Tape.
Tape.

Did they teach you how to dock, member to member? Tape.
Tape.

Do you long for a piss bath? Tape.
Tape.

Do you dream about the piss tape? Tape.
Tape.

What's it like to hold a piss up in your arms? Tape.
Tape.

Do you feel empty when your bladder is empty? Tape.
Tape.

Within tapes is piss. Piss tape is real.
Piss tape is real.

I want you do say that three times: piss tape is real.
Piss tape is real. Piss tape is real. Piss tape is real.




We're done. Dotard Don, you can advance to the suite.

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Jun 5, 2004



DryGoods posted:

the warm embrace of madness lingers just outside our vision. if we're brave enough to look where our eyes cannot see, there's a whole new world awaiting our silent screams

aahhhh yess, a timely refence to the original high budget all-minority production


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxhigzl35sw

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Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

ive doubled the booze safety control limit tonite cspam, will i post more? will i puke and contrmplate how the struggle only ends in despair? lets find out. i really miss weed i had to smoke last night to save a life, that makes me want it now all the more gently caress your tyump bad man suck my dick

i DARE you to post more, and that part of the more posting will be your vomit depair posting because what the gently caress else is cspam

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Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

*sighs and draws my shitikatana*

get drunker and listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJX_1fQ6zS4

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Schnorkles posted:

drygoods i have no idea why you do so many good schnork pics but thanks because i laugh really hard at all of them

my fav is still the doghouse + hearthstone one

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Jun 5, 2004



deathbysnusnu posted:

Its not all darkness. Empires fall, new ones rise the romans had their horse loving emperors and collapsed and here we are. At one particularly dire point the entire human population could have fit in a high school gymnasium and we still made it out. Sure everyone posting here will die premature awful deaths, but 10,000 years from now humans will crawl back into the realm of poo poo posting on the internet after barely surviving climate change and nuclear warfare induced ecological collapse. 100,000 years from now sentient roaches will be posting their version of furry content. Then heat death of the universe, tldr nothing matters and never will. Get drunk, smoke weed, tell someone you care about them.

counterpeiont

it's all darkness

this guy is a loving nerd

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DryGoods posted:




it helps that you have a great avatar. there's a lot of good posters here but you can't always turn them into a gif

what about me

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Jun 5, 2004



Ramadu posted:



my computer works again

hooray for a new mobo and cpu

god bless marbel hebrons

alas, marbel horeos is shut down because Gaz managed to take the most profitable ARPG game in history and make it unproiftabled and shuttered

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Jun 5, 2004



Admiral Ray posted:

they only do shops of good posters

:negative:

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Jun 5, 2004



Admiral Ray posted:

they only do shops of good posters

lol u must be owned like 24/7 in America then, loving owned

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Jun 5, 2004



Ramadu posted:

thanks pedo dad for doing that

bring back doomsaw and ryolnir (i need hot dogs)

bring back Nomad Captain orange supremacy goddamnit every other build is a gently caress

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Jun 5, 2004




this is proabblby the swiftest I have been utterly destroyed in my life RIP

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Jun 5, 2004



kindina problematic to think that schorkles and I wouldn't be so iconic if not for our memorable avatars

except lol nevermind

it's perfectly fine and all you scrublords with boring rear end avatars should take note lol owned


death awaits us all and only satan exists to judge our silly little pixel art, embrace the void you huge shits

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