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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

When I say Trump you say how high

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Brother Entropy posted:

photoshopping innocent family pictures into simulated child porn to trigger the cons

In fairness, it was an obscene photo to begin with. Was it a real tweet?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Yeah, Ivanka had some weird intent with this then.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

TMMadman posted:

How is this even a real picture?

Like everything about it just makes me want to guillotine both the woman and child and it doesn't even matter that it's Ivana/Ivanka.

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/966000144293548032

What's she thinking?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Nonsense posted:

NRA is gonna have it in Orlando, watch.

Wanna lay odds? I'd bet Myrtle Beach.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Al! posted:

who wants to run an s&l scheme yall

Wellll ... can it have Russians

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

BootStrap posted:

And that journalist was Sir Bob Geldof.

Now you know the rest of the story.

Trying to locate the rendition of that song that changed the words to "I don't like gun nuts" from about 20 years ago. It was good.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Well that was different, see

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


And apparently gave Bill Mitchell a fat stipend

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder if Trump wants Spicer back

He got ratings

She just needs to "spice things up" amirite

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

That DICK! posted:

i specifically called a wife replacement season in 2018 so enjoy your 2nd place podium brother

I'll believe it when I see it, you hoser.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Behave!! Behave!!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

zegermans posted:

did the Jews in Poland get largely completely eradicated because the non-Jewish Poles served them up on platters?

When the Nazis weren't killing them the same way, yes. The Poles were next up on the punch list after Jews and Gypsies and queers.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like now would be an appropriate time for us to adopt the Demolition Man terminology "murder-death-kill" for violent homicides.

MDK baby

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

Look up the history of Florida sometime. It's way hosed ever since the white man came.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

kopasetic posted:

White House staff probably have all their surrogates on Fox talking about how the highschool kids shouldn't be slandered or harassed on social media in the futile hope that Trump listens to them and doesn't make the tweet. But he will make the tweet. He always makes the tweet.

And always housed in two or more layers of culpable deniability which absolutely nobody buys into, but for him it's reflex.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

zegermans posted:

...was the nazi plan for poland to just kill every single one of them and replace them with germans?

I don't want to pretend to know much about this. Maybe you can tell me more than I know already.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

zegermans posted:

that doesn't seem like a very good plan!

Well, with this small qualifier:






































































































It would have been good for Jeb!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Cord-cutters rejoice

(It's not time but I wish)

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

i now have enough muscle to almost bend my ribcage flat (birth defect) lol why didnt i start working out in high school (I know why lol) TRUMP

That's amazing. Don't overdo it. And do a little research, if you haven't, about exercise with your particular rib condition. I know it's not a rare one and I've seen it before in person, but I imagine your body has adapted to it in a variety of ways you may not be aware of. And disregard this msg if I'm telling you poo poo you already know.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

I typed my symptoms into web md and it told me to throw weights around like an apoplectic monkey until something hurts and/or a neighbor complains about noise, and then stop for a rest day

thats correct, right??

And BTW, speaking from experience, developing those chest and ab muscles is prob gonna totally preclude any ability to suck your own dick.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mormonpartyboat posted:

man i wish i had a river to dip my rear end into

that musta been the life

It's not too late. Go dip dat rear end.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Robert Plant posted:

I've seen prob half the ska bands on that lineup and most of them rule, namely the Planet Smashers and the Aggrolites and the Aquabats, Hepcat too. Bosstones are old but they still got it, on the other ha d that's a very West Coast lineup and the Bosstones are certainly not that. 311 and new Sublime are bad tho, bummer.

I've never seen Fishbone live but they loving own and Party at Ground Zero is quite c-spam


Also nobody gives Chris Murray enough respect and that bums me out too

When Party at Ground Zero came out it rocked my socks

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

zen death robot posted:

tgrump pretending to be religious is one of the weirdest things about all of this

almost as weird as people believing he really is religious

Almost as if everybody else were just pretending to be religious too or something and are just silently acknowledging that nothing matters. I know, crazy.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Thanks for the cool dying fish Squiz!

Hey guys here's an oldie but a goodie:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/829836231802515457?lang=en

*Zargot rates this a four *stars* good for Jeb!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Was at work and just occurred to me there needs to be a dialogue, and new language, addressing the inability of the older generation to handle modern life. I really hate to say that because I'm about to be part of the older generation. But I don' t think anything can better capture old people's inability to basically give a poo poo about anything aside from getting paid and getting fed than their refusal to even make some kind of palliative gesture for the benefit of the young victims that were in their gallery and instead just start whacking off about pornography. That's clear evidence of people terminally accustomed to having everything done in a certain set way that I find common among olds.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Jesus Frijoles, that's like a drunkpost. I thought he didn't drink!

(Drinking now!)

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

logikv9 posted:

unfortunately we need Huge Honkin' Guns for everybody for the violent People's Revolution against Capitalism which will undoubtedly happen any moment now

I think about a million cable cutters would do a lot better, have much lower rates of casualty.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Odd. My fav Neil album, too.

Has anybody said Dana Loesch is a monster of the antichrist yet?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Blood for teh death god!!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Feldegast42 posted:

If we balkanize it will probably be West coast -> Northeast coast -> Midwest and South together -> The West

Northeast and West will be soc dem, West will be libertarian, and the new Confederacy will be fascist / white supremacist

Of course, if the nukes don't get grabbed by the coasts that configuration will last one week before the Confederacy launches them all to bring about the Rapture

We have to go through our "five emperors" phase or something next. Get ready to be underwhelmed. By that theory at lease we'll have somebody come along and clean up Federal code bigly sometime. Pancakes rejoice. Who has a really hot wife.


















(*Justinian)

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

UFOTacoMan posted:

Blackrock is an investment management and software company.
you may mean Blackwater which was name changed to Xe which was name changed to Academi

ty I have a hard time keeping up with their latest alias.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Famous TV Dad posted:

gently caress facebook and twitter

I'm with you TV Dad.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

cyphr555 posted:

manafort and gates are gonna be the only ones to see jail time from this and somehow it will still placate the libs because this is the worst timeline

Pity the fool that thought things were gonna just be peachy right up to the environmental collapse.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Gonna change my handle to Petit Choux Ministries or some such bullshit. Also gonna go get anothe rbottle before the wife gets home.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Duscat posted:

man, you get used to goons being weird, but then they tell you about their friends

Man, I ain't got nothing on the friends I've had over the years that didn't even make it to goon status. But then, my "friends" who happen to be goons are right up there too, even if they hate my guts.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Sorry to do this but here's a music link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRgC0pMIoc

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Al! posted:

i dont get why that dumb gently caress hasn't fled to russia yet

He's a class A parasite, that's why. There's no slush accounts and black limos for him there.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Love me some loving Detroit Rock City!

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Sounds about right. Honestly I wouldn't mind his head on one of the steel spikes in fron tof the whit ehouse.

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