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The gently caress happened to the last thread?

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GobiasIndustries posted:

Ok this'll be the thread where I finally become a CSPAM superstar poster, I just know it :hai:

So you wanna be a CSPAM superstar? Big house, five cars?

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https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/966026048256266240

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Food Boner posted:

this is the thing that will cause twitter to be nationalized

https://twitter.com/kjduffey/status/966225585222557697

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Sep 11, 2001

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I follow a little over a thousand people on Twitter, and it's like drinking from a firehose. How the hell can you pay attention to that many people?

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:drat:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/966145000798085120

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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/966319377594376194

:staredog:

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https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/966340325605244928

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sloppo posted:

this is a serious question that i have not bothered to think through

what if "a well regulated militia" meant, y'know, actually that

like you needed to keep your guns at a designated, guarded gun house, or in the city armory or something

The Supreme Court has decided that it doesn't work that way. :shrug:

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https://twitter.com/THEREALMRSAZON/status/966137186109313024

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https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/966447957590474753

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Aw, shoot. I wanted to believe the tweet that said his hand was covering up "don't say the n-word".

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https://twitter.com/michaelpielocik/status/966506419649380353

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gradenko_2000 posted:

I'm the sleeves that say "45"

Please tell me that's not a normal thing they do for every president's shirts.

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https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/966648317995298816

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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/966651492689235970

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https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/966651641201033216

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Samurai Sanders posted:

Does the NRA feel anything about what’s going on this time or is it just another thing to them?

https://twitter.com/tizzywoman/status/966474461892546565

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I predict "savage sicko" will appear in the thread title.

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https://twitter.com/stevebenen/status/966655003917275140

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I bet the worms have eaten so many holes in his brain that it echoes in there.

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Baller Ina posted:

If I didn’t know better I’d say trump plays video games with how simple he’s making this sound

“Just wait til they walk past your hallway, sneak up behind- remember to crouch!- and drop them! EASY!

"Nobody knew how complicated health care would be."

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He's dumber than stupid.

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GobiasIndustries posted:

What if the sicko shooter isn't a coward?

I think Bill Maher got fired once for saying that kind of thing.

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Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

The teachers need to go out on patrol through the city to shoot any sickos they see before they can assault the school.

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The NRA is opposed to all of those things.

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mastershakeman posted:

*teacher slides down stair rail, firing two guns as doves fly out of lockers*

I'm in.

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euphronius posted:

didn't they use a remote control bomb to kill him

They attached a bomb to a robot.

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alnilam posted:

every time MENTAL HEALTH comes up all i can think of is Nerl frrom frisky dingo saying "thank you ronald reagan, your legacy is intact"

also mormonpartyboat posted it yesterday so I'm not the only one

Nerl for president

Flowers for Nearl.

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https://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite/status/966665147862409218

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euphronius posted:

just thinking of armed teachers in collective bargaining sessions

I think I'm now in favor of this idea...

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Mariana Horchata posted:

what about these robots? could they stop a savage sicko????



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I feel bad for the Charlottesville Nazis -- he didn't feel comfortable calling them great american patriots.

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GobiasIndustries posted:

gently caress you Parks & Rec was great

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GobiasIndustries posted:

yeah the first few episodes were basically just 'The Office (US) but in a park' once they branched off it got great real fast.

Also, Chris Pratt was a villain.

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Bearjew posted:

Some chud just well, actually'ed on my Facebook feed...



Somebody skipped school when they taught adjectives.

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zegermans posted:

yeah the whole "bullied loner" thing was just a myth to bully loners. Eric Harris was very popular and everyone loved him and he just wanted to kill people because he never developed any sense of empathy or morality

Chris Rock had a bit about that. There were what, three Columbine shooters? They weren't loners -- they each had two friends!

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tenderjerk posted:

remember when michael ian black kind of flipped out b/c ppl were being mean to his friend meghan mccain

lol

He's not a bad guy. Although I understand his NYT opinion piece is flawed.

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Marx Headroom posted:

she's not wrong but twice as many armed white people than black people were killed by police last year so dont clown yourself using this line of argument irl

What's the total number of white and black people in this country?

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HEY NONG MAN posted:

uh what? who’s the third

There were six kids in "the trenchcoat mafia".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQilqOveh2s

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