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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol this old bitch is gonna ban bump stocks and then spend a year crying that no one threw him a party about it

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

hat tip to whoever called the veterans thing a statutory rape factory

and thats about the best thing you could say about it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That DICK! posted:

the 7th grade teacher who threw a chair at a kid and ran out of the room crying after the kid pointed out his fly was down and his dick was hanging out is locked and fuckin loaded baby

lmao jesus does every class have like 5 of these or what?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

radical meme posted:

All the poo poo that pro-gun conservatives are suggesting as a fix costs lots, and lots of money. Money they are never going to approve or appropriate for their fix and it still won't correct the problem. The cheapest and most effective fixes are stuff that they will never approve or accept.

thats a feature, not a bug

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*extremely Kelsey Grammer voice*

Go ahead parent of bullet ridden kindergartener, I'm listening

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lastgirl posted:

you know how in an emergency, the planes drop down oxygen masks right?

well if a school shooting happens, we should have emergency drop down rifles from the cork ceilings

honestly if it worked correctly I would consider this is a tad better than all the rest of the poo poo we've heard

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Augus posted:

we talked about this already you put holes in the wall that people can see thru

*takes off glasses slowly*

...my god

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

so theyre right like 99% of the time and everyone else is super retard?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!


Chocolate Milllllllllllk

My black friends are named diamond and silk

Chocolate Millllllllllllllk

I dont watch NBA, who is this "Emmet Till"?

Chocolate Milllllllllllllllllllk

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tenderjerk posted:

nra shot the food

High School student is about to die!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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quote:

bump stocks (which can only be fired at private shooting ranges)

Gory pile of human wreckage splayed out over 10 feet of concert grounds: Phew!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
this episode of doug loves movies seems more unhinged than usual

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

my crimes dot crayon scrawl

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

shovelbum posted:

The internal atmosphere at Google sounds super unprofessional lol like they have freewheeling company wide internal forums why

DPPH had to go somewhere

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

what the gently caress

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Seriously just abolish police

They're useless for actually protecting us, all they do is harass minorities and the poor

waiting for the no true shootsman fallacy arguments now

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

:laffo: why even put everyone at risk by asking? chances are he's gonna do it anyway, for literally anyone Mueller gets convictions on

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Samurai Sanders posted:

All these kinds of things seem based on the premise that God can only enter a place like a school with human permission. Do evangelicals ever ask themselves why that would be?

Well they think that "god gives schoolchildren violent horrible deaths out of spite" is something that's going to convince other people how much he's needed so I'm gonna go out on a limb and sayyyyyyyy no.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

thats some dril poo poo right there

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

kopasetic posted:

i am actually kind of surprised how little attention the fact that the kid was a MAGA True Believer is getting

yeah I've seen like 5 different headlines about the lady saying "weird how all mass shooters are dems and no one talks about it" and zero about how the shooter was a MAGA hatted immigrant screamer.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump seems more unhinged than usual at this Nazi rally

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol are we gonna see this 2011 poo poo in court papers like the tweets?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh god now hes talking about the marines carrying guns in schools again and now i want to die.

Can you reenroll in high school?

*extremely USMC professional rapist voice*

maybe soon!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Lord of Pie posted:

how will Zordon ever be able to pick just 5

fuckkin laffo'd at work over this one

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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lmfao

https://twitter.com/gourmetspud/status/966792259957116929

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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this thread title is a doozy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
he's a college republican so it's pretty obvious he means that he by-your-logic'd a protester and maybe a bar tender who gave him the side eye

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfaooo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Nichael posted:

i'm pretty comfortable saying the final comey butter mails was the killing blow of clinton. sure, she hosed up tons, but jesus christ, he did not have to do that, nor should he have, and he kind of hosed us all by doing so.

and now he's a resistance hero for posting the twitter equivalent of thomas kincade paintings that sub tweet trump lmaooooo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Kitfox88 posted:

My name is the lorax and I speak for the jebs

I speak for toy turtles, all snug in their beds

I speak for all candidates, whose energy ebbs!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
a 5 time Vietnam draft dodger president saying he'd take down a school shooter unarmed is the most Fox News thing that has ever happened

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jay Inslee loving rules and I cannot wait until Civil War 2 where he leads the Western WA corps into battle and I join the 6th "people who walk up the escalator" division

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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uggghhhhhhhhh come onnnnnnn I just wanted to gently caress the brown people to death what the gently caress is this poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Lmao

The Onion AV club on the Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour:

quote:

Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty, just like thousands of seats for the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I don't like to hate on people for opinions on pop culture and poo poo but whoever wrote the onion av's review of the Atlanta episode where it's the Charlie Rose looking PBS show who said it was bad because it didnt continue the story should be fired into the sun immediately

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
You think Obama has ever done "My Michelle" at a karaoke?


m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my miche-helle

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
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the kind of leadership where you might have a gun i guess, idk guys doin my best here, you got me, next question

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