TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

no ben no

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:02

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:25

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

B-Rock452 posted:

Anyone that thinks the average nra member is well trained has never actually been to a gun range.

most regulars in gun ranges can't even afford nra membership lmfao

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:03

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

UFOTacoMan posted:

Zegermans: do the needful

https://twitter.com/ericbolling/status/966063009385930753

i hope this gimmick blooms into zerg laying sick owns to conservatives to steer their decrepit lives towards something actually useful

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:08

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Joementum posted:

love too tease my war crimes

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/966071316779618310

SKULL.GIF posted:

is this the renewed syrian bombings? will they claim that they bombed some russian mercs

the joke is mattis actually ordered them and putin actually felt cucked about it

now trump is gonna claim credit for mattis' attempt to steer the US away from declaring war on east asia :smugdon:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:10

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Mattis please kill thousands more Russian conscripts, maybe even some "regular" soldiers and maybe a spy or two tia :sherman:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:12

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol yeah nothing matters hahahaha

ok good that's out of the way. tomorrow is going to be interesting IMO. we've got the CNN town hall with the victims and whatever the gently caress Trump's thing is going to be. this story has stayed in the news longer than any other recent shooting that I can remember beyond just talking about the shooter. The administration's response has been...terrible is probably too kind a word, so far. now we have the FL state legislature giving a big middle finger to crying teens to their faces. If the story stays in the news beyond tomorrow that would be real cool and good because this whole situation has been beyond hosed for so long.

oh it's definitely gonna stay in the news, it'll just be by means of inbred maga chuds (but i repeat myself) braying for the heads of these victims' classmates and harassing and assaulting them

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:28

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah that was, after all, all that came of the sandy hook shooting

given the habits of conservatives.... :chloe:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:31

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Zyla posted:

cato wha

https://twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/966077771352039424

yeah cato are realizing they were the baddies all along, except when money is involved

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:44

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

punchymcpunch posted:

what happened, a murder photoshop?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:49

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Admiral Ray posted:

you know i think i'm finally getting why civilian casualties don't matter to the US: we don't even care when we murder our own children, why would we when we murder yours?

it's like this is a country that values sociopathy!!!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:55

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/966049268321615872
can't wait until these sorts of marches happen more often and maga chud legislators order cops to shoot kids

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:35

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/966113922272067584

he's sad that he didn't die

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:58

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/966024359495327750

it isn't actually 16 year olds eating tide pods, though

it's 20-30somethings out for internet cred

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 03:49

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Duscat posted:

lol this is p loving awesome, us visas to russian citizens are now issued under russian discretion

Why? To make the world one again. The world used to be whole. But with the end of the Second World War, the Philosophers began to fight amongst themselves and the world was torn apart. The Cobras, my comrades who trained and fought alongside me, were torn apart as well. The foibles of politics and the march of time can turn friends into enemies just as easily as the wind changes. Ridiculous, isn't it? Yesterday's ally becomes today's opposition. And this Cold War? Think back... When I was leading the Cobras, America and Russia were fighting together. Now consider whether America and Russia will still be enemies in the 21st century. Somehow, I doubt it. Enemies change along with the times, and the flow of the ages. And we soldiers are forced to play along. I didn't raise you and shape you into the man you are today just so we could face each other in battle. A soldier's skills aren't meant to be used to hurt friends. So then what is an enemy? Is there such thing as an absolute timeless enemy? There is no such thing and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us. They can only be our enemies in relative terms. The world must be made whole again. The Philosophers must be reunited. I will devote my skills to that purpose. And with the Colonel's money, I will achieve that end. Just as I once created the Cobras. They are my family. I may no longer be able to bear children but I still have a family.

:thunk:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:10

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Upside Potential posted:

The only way to stop a tide pod eating teenager is a tide pod eating baby boomer.

how can you stop something that doesn't actually exist :thunk:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:29

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

DryGoods posted:

i've seen too much fail to think this is The Moment on gun control but it feels like A Moment that's going to be remembered. it's awesome though how agitated and confused the right is lately since these kids aren't just sitting down but are telling them to go gently caress themselves and are going out to be heard. the right really doesn't know what to do when they're really pushed back

you mean besides "state-sanctioned killings of minors"?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:35

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

not if they're white

well, you've seen sandy hook, all it'll take is more alex jones-grade incest baby bleating for the chuds to be given the green light on directly attacking these kids physically regardless of their white ethnicity

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:43

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Lastgirl posted:

Rubio is mad

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/966154935502102528

if he keeps this up for longer than a week (when the NRA's check clears) i'll be slightly impressed

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:52

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

PostNouveau posted:

Yeahhh all that spine we saw them use in the DACA showdown

cucks for capital gotta have them kickbacks from child trafficking and slave labor

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 05:41

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Taintrunner posted:

jumped on the tex murphy reboot grenade you're welcome all

its good

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 00:11

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/966455775102230529

legislators are gonna order the pigs to fire at the kids when they start protesting again :stoked:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 00:36

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

2DCAT posted:

There all, but they're all suffering from PTSD that the VA refuses to treat and only >5% have ever shot more than 30 rounds per year, with most of them barely passing rifle qualification (just lol if you think they were ever qualified in small arms)

that plan to stop school shootings is really to kill all the children

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 02:20

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

you probably aren't getting into one of the good european countries unless you're well-educated and have the skills for an in-demand job

just go to asia like everyone else, its cheap, the food and weather is good, and they mostly don't despise americans (yet), even though they absolutely should

avoiding a declaration of war with essentially all of east asia is the reason why mattis is ordering the murder of russian troops

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 02:21

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Billzasilver posted:

the Jews are the real nazis

the blacks are the real racists

like how is this hard by now haha just assume the worst and kill your soul hahaha

don't forget the most important tenet of white identity: "inbreeding is genetic purity"

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 00:39

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Krabboss posted:

Somebody tell the teens to slow their roll because Trump is definitely pushing that nuke button if things start to look too hairy for him

chuds are already itching to murder their own children directly, how would this be a surprise or anything avoidable at this point

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 00:40

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

kopasetic posted:

Since a lower court said Trump's repeal of DACA can't happen and the supreme court decided not to act on the DoJ's appeal, I guess the Dems really are letting it go. I definitely expect them to take it back up again if SCOTUS does decide to hear the appeal and sides with Trump. When Dreamers actually start getting deported in large numbers is when poo poo will probably hit the fan

and by deported, you mean "sold to the human trafficking circuit"

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 00:59

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

I mentioned it earlier today but after a few hours of thinking about it yeah I think a blue wave is Probably going to happen but at the same time there'll be hundreds of nazi groups popping up all over the country completely enraged that they've been removed from power

America is in for a solid 15 years of dealing with white terrorism every few weeks

can't wait for the chud ethnostate that experiences genetic collapse in a record two generations

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 01:10

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

logikv9 posted:

it's okay marrying and having kids with non-white women is good now and somehow still means genetic purity

but slavics are white now due to volume of incest porn produced in russia

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 01:12

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

holy moly

the alt-right thread is a good source on the porn habits of chuds and they looooooves them some incest

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 01:14

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Turdfuzz posted:

and they would have gotten away with it too if it werent that metal in kids

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 02:52

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

kopasetic posted:

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/967904432888348677
lol. just, lol.

lmao multiple 9/11s are going to happen at the same time and completely unintentionally

# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 00:51

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Duscat posted:

holy loving lol though if it turns out maggie goddamn loving haberman has been on the actual take from the trump admin and i don't just mean access and promises of future fellowships at Actually Most Of Us Dying Is Good For America thinktanks

given the amount of bootlicking collaboration would it even be a loving surprise at this point

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 00:54

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Agrajag posted:

an isolated depressed trump is gonna be a sight to see

the only person left in the white house, right after he fires the guy with the nuclear football

though with our luck he might forget to ask for the nuclear football and sweet release is that much further

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 16:04

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

zegermans posted:

as much as I hate using general economic indicators to imply higher quality of life for everyone, whenever conservatives poo poo on California's supposed pitfalls of liberalism I just pull up GDP numbers and say scoreboard

the many chud hamlets in california are incredibly decrepit and desolate and actively resist any form of assistance or uplifting

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 16:23

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Christianity is a con-man religion and I refuse to respect it no matter how much people get crabby about new-atheism or whatever

right wing neo-atheism is actually an astroturf for evangelicals

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 16:27

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