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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Trump?

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

no number this time plz

No, we must count the steps of our national death march

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Trump

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

I want Trump to get re-elected so we can have TRUMP1488:The Thread

I don't see that going well

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

new kind of cat posted:

lol ahhh this always brings a chuckle

I've watched it so many times I think I hallucinate the noise he's making

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Sometimes I think "I'm posting too much, maybe I'm being annoying" but then I see this

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

Was it Rubio talking about how kids if they didn't have guns would just get bombs? Because this kid was waaaaayyyy ahead of him
https://twitter.com/ABC7Kevin/status/966017884047773698

Cool, cool

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Totally normal that there are absolutely multiple school shootings being planned at any given time

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Addamere posted:

how come in star trek and star wars the -ites come from the planet -Prime and the -ans come from the planet -us or -or, but humans still come from someplace else entirely

like the tellarites are from tellar prime the mon calamari are from mon cala the bajorans are from bajor but humans nope they are from earth or coruscant or whatever

how come we dont call earth human prime or call our race earthans

The humans in star wars escaped into that universe from the thx 1138 verse

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Well, the home school crowd certainly played the long game

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh my Christ I just saw it was dinesh who tweeted it what a bag of poo poo

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

holy poo poo Joe

That's just this season

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

brain: "give the teachers a pay raise"

galaxy brain: "arm the teachers"

universe brain: https://twitter.com/polly/status/966072191153594369

Well gun sales go up after shootings, just imagine what this did for the (remaining) teachers portfolios

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I feel like the zeitgeist is moving away from taint-related humor

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I say "holy poo poo" out loud every time I watch this

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Duscat posted:

i think they're called clips before they're fired

Duh you don't subscribe to a clip

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh so they won't be as disappointed in the end you mean

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Looking at Twitter it seems like my main concern in the years to come will be keeping up with being an open minded non-poo poo and not stagnating into some kind of bizarre Archie bunker type

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Reality Loser posted:

Needs a madd but for guns

Mother Against Guns & Ammo

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

thrawn527 posted:

Imagine actually believing any of this bullshit.

Eh, hp is a little gossipy but it's mostly ok

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


D...Duchess???

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ok I'm at work are these kids seriously not demanding a ban on guns

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

ALL I'M SEEING ARE PILL COMMERCIALS

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Oh schools should use ibm to identify threats

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

I mean the idea is offensive

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

This is a roaring comeback for corporal punishment in public schools

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


That is some pinky finger next to your mouth money

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

euphronius posted:

wasn't he a vet lmao

Yeah, that shooting was particularly scary as gently caress because he was using John Wick gently caress moves to mow through armed cops who knew he was there

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol I just randomly remembered there's a luxury tax on tampons lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

logikv9 posted:

school shootings wouldn't happen if they allowed prayer in class

They literally do, "god has been banned from schools" or whatever is about mandatory prayer and how the gently caress do you even do that

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

pushpins posted:

That NPR episode about Betsy Devos was really goddamn funny

Did they say her brother is Erik prince

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

pushpins posted:

I think so. Its really funny because she was mentoring an underprivileged kid from a rough school and halfway through she hired the kids mom and put the kid in a private school

What the hell, which NPR show

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BAE OF PIGS posted:

what new dumb poo poo did i miss today?

Donald tormp is preesident

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

euphronius posted:

I wish for a thicc wife

Go to clubs with industrial music

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

They really need to hire a designated Trump impersonator to make these calls tbh. Trump's ability to read a room and connect with people hinges 10000% on his being there in person and able to see them and respond in real time, and even then he's pretty bad

Like, he's the kind of bad where I wonder if he really does have feelings in there somewhere, he's just so fundamentally unable to express them that he keeps loving it up

He sees any interaction as a test or competition and anything he feels for the people he's talking to or regret he feels for saying the wrong thing comes long after the interaction, serving only to stoke his determination to more clearly and decisively "win" the next one

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

low energy bullshit tweets tho...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966998215592677376

Nah that's p loving overtly racist, pretend you're reading a tweet from the president for the full effect

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Yeah ok pretty low energy

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

peepeepants posted:

faith, family ...and banging pornstars!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Cool I got to cpac in time for raucous applause for armed teachers

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Holy gently caress slam on the guard lmao


Jesus gently caress

OH MY GOD THEY'RE CLAPPING

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