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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is a list of known crisis actors

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
love too tease my war crimes

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/966071316779618310

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SKULL.GIF posted:

is this the renewed syrian bombings? will they claim that they bombed some russian mercs

a fun guessing game that the world's diplomats get to play for a few days now!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Seems more like Adults 1, Kids -17 tbh

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Qurnah posted:

this loving guy will be remembered by everyone under 30 as one of the biggest assholes of the 21th Century

ehh, 1600 Penn wasn't that bad

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

the bitcoin of weed posted:

didn't we already hear about this??

maybe, or maybe it's something new. it's fun to tease other nuclear powers about stuff. :peanut:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
charge the statue with treason imo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

what's the word for a professional who can exhibit many emotions at will? :thunk:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SKULL.GIF posted:

she's 27 years old and you are about to crumble into dust

ashes to ashes, goons to cheeto dust

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jazerus posted:

cato has always been very good at calling the police bastards actually

it's literally the only position you can rely on them to take that isn't awful

well, until you realize that their proposed alternative is a private police force

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MaxxBot posted:

Imagine being dunked on by Ben Shapiro

can you even set the rim that low?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it's all three

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/966083733638995968

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
meanwhile, in the version of eric's twitter feed you have to pay to read

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
credit where it's due: eric is currently making $2,500/mo on this grift

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bearjew posted:

What was Marco Rubio's NRA rating again?

L, but also I, D, D, L, and E

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

they mis-typed ear piece. he's wearing an ear piece.

this is because he's doing a cable news interview on location and they gave him that so he can hear the questions from people in the studio.





or he's an FBI agent

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

logikv9 posted:

florida made all porn illegal except for the categories you dont like

[extremely man whose fetish is watching alligators gently caress in a pool of orange juice voice]

well, well, well, looks like my ship's finally come in :unsmith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
didn't see that one comin', eh mike?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/k_morrissey/status/965925568171487232

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
fox news is no match for a committed tankie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPL8gV6AqhY

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

shocked to learn that the guy who releases directors cuts of his films with all the guns removed would be on board for this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the ratings!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966117265426001920

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

kaleedity posted:

i love my stupid voters

i love the poorly educated

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
we get to play the game where we find racist stuff in a feed again

https://twitter.com/SteveHusker/status/966117470955364354
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966118856874971138

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

it's common knowledge in /r/The_Donald that Flynn was framed and Trump's going to pardon him

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tfw you're in the Cyber-Digital Defense Force

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

tfw you're in the Cyber-Digital Defense Force



i love that eric included herman cain's facebook map in his twitter banner

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

I love this because, unlike literally the entire class of Liberal and centrist punditry, this gentle tankie understands that the only way to deal with these misleading assholes is to respond to their questions with other questions and just unambiguously double down at every chance no matter what

the core of tankie praxis is :justpost:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
nice to see the maintenance page links to the suspended version of lowtax's twitter

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i have to buy a car and thanks to craigslist have discovered there is a dealership near me which claims to accept bitcoin

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Reality Loser posted:

Mozambique has an ak 47 on their flag and they have less mass shootings than the us

true, but..................

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/20/africa/mozambique-garbage-collapse-intl/index.html

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Der Meister posted:

every time my work sends out more internet restrictions I email IT and tell them they need to just remove the ability of anyone over 50 from accessing the internet if they want to eliminate phishing schemes

actually we just need to ban the only people who are technically savvy enough to carry out email phishing schemes: the Russians

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

shovelbum posted:

How is this a thing, are there super cool young ppl scams we're all falling for?

the phishers got a lot more sophisticated. they can create what looks like an exact copy of your site’s login page and use various browser hacks to make the URL appear to be your domain with a valid cert.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:smugdon:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

im actually kind of okay with this joementum

though trump is a mentally deranged manchild

it owns. let trump spent all day giving tours to his rich friends and bragging about how he uses his office more than Obama did, despite that being an obvious lie.

every second he spends in office doing this dumb poo poo is one less that he can spend loving stuff up. plus it’s hilarious.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the only problem with golf is that the more he does that, the less he tweets

we need those tweets

the best trump is the guy who watches Fox News all day with phone in hand

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hamilton 68 is a marketing grift

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hamilton 68 tracks a list of a couple hundred twitter accounts that the group won’t name but claims are connected to Russia. It’s run by the Alliance for Securing Democracy, which is headed by old PNAC honcho Jamie Fly and funded by NATO (including a few million from the Trump State Department).

it’s just a propaganda organ of our government that shows that whatever list of accounts it’s following is tweeting the same poo poo that some #tcot chud started earlier in the day (sporting events and the weather also commonly rank on their charts).

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
good morning

https://twitter.com/LauraLeeBordas/status/966206443237068800

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


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