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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Brother Entropy posted:

photoshopping simulated child porn into simulated child porn with one of the participants changed to trigger the cons

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Bert Roberge posted:

Someone describe the pic to me in detail.

A pic of Ivanka as a child weirdly bent down in front of her mother at crotch level, with Trump's head photoshopped in and a Japanese-style mosaic placed over the crotch

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




eonwe posted:

weird, gross, embarrassing, illegal, or usually all of the above

TRUMP

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




GobiasIndustries posted:

Was it Rubio talking about how kids if they didn't have guns would just get bombs? Because this kid was waaaaayyyy ahead of him
https://twitter.com/ABC7Kevin/status/966017884047773698

By sheer coincidence, also a list of what they want every teacher to have.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




List of grievances re: Lowtax/the mods

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




resting mitch face posted:

uh didn't the NRA basically do the same thing in their commercials?

The right literally does this constantly with most of its policies like the tax bill, health care, gerrymandering, anti-abortion and anti-LGBTQ.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





univbee
Jun 3, 2004





I'm the aspiring actor aiming to work for a news channel and not movies.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Grey Fox posted:

kids today...openly sharing their dreams about being crisis actors for CNN smh

How does one get a CNN crisis actor gig? They can't post an ad for it since the jig would be up. Also poor form on their part to have hired someone who so openly spilled the beans when they were in school.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




MariusLecter posted:

Ohio law says school employees must keep their guns in a locked car

Ahh a school parking lot, definitely the safest place to keep a gun that surely won't get broken into.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





More like newsweak

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Billzasilver posted:

lol what’s the can of worms emote? is it ::canofworms:

It's just [can].

:can:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




GobiasIndustries posted:

I'm Jeff Session

It's going to turn out to be the actual name of some Russian spy.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




mormonpartyboat posted:

The question is: do we kill him?”

Ahhh, a healthy, stable country.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Qurnah posted:

you could probably save alot of lives by restricting the kind of weapons and magazines available for purchase

Yeah they should really do something about Soldier of Fortune magazine.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Someone's afraid of the truth.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




ArmZ posted:

full communism now

Give half of Americans an empty gun and the other half a single set of bullets.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Lawman 0 posted:

This is pornography

The scariest gun magazines are the ones that contain no scantily-clad women in them.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





How to get an extension on your schoolwork for pennies.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




PostNouveau posted:

I know a lot of these conspiracy people are just dipshits looking for a way to justify their lovely beliefs. Are some of them suffering from that Truman Show delusion where they think everything everywhere is staged?

This guy who's always on the bus on my morning commute is clearly stalking me. :tinfoil:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




euphronius posted:

lmao trump is live and unscripted on tv tonight ?

So? He's live and unscripted on Twitter now, and always.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




euphronius posted:

I think the generation naming committee needs a shakeup

Someone started calling those born in 77-83 Xennials, making a mini-generation between Gen-X and millennials.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Technically applicable to a photo I saw of a dead body on the banks of the Ganges.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




sandoz posted:

lol the loving assistant football coach knew where to go

That's why he's paid more than the cops are.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




moist turtleneck posted:

i love it when chuds share this poo poo



Goddamn, the protesters already have 4 wanted stars.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





This is my shocked face.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004







With Ed Balls as himself

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




euphronius posted:

why is Canada different

French on signs.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




mormonpartyboat posted:

oh my goddddddddd karen is going on about mike pence wanting only a horse in his life

that when he rides a horse is the only time that hes truly satisfied

The gently caress is he doing as VP, then? Dude is rich enough to go full horse 24/7 until he dies.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/966701126207836160

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





"Protected like banks", as in those places which bailed on having security guards because it was cheaper to let the bank robbers get away with a few grand occasionally than pay for security staff?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




HEY NONG MAN posted:

uh what? who’s the third

Nah it was just the two, although there was confusion early on over the number of shooters, because one of them ditched his trenchcoat partway through the shooting and the other turned his cap around, so suddenly the media and police were operating with 4 different descriptions.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Consummate Professional posted:

a rating system for video games and movies? how innovative

Rated T for TRUMP

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




That DICK! posted:

let me ask you this - did anyone here manage to go through high school without a scandal breaking about the gym teacher loving a student

My 5th grade teacher killed himself after being accused of having sex with a student. I don't think he taught gym, though.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Nichael posted:

:wrong:
dogbert """""sucks off""""" dilbert on the reg

excuse me while i wag :dong:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




UFOTacoMan posted:

absolute eunuch

in awe of the size of his nads

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




D1E posted:

Teachers who avoid confronting school shooters will get a pay cut.

Probably not as severe a pay cut as if they're killed.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





They perform a cut cut cut act.

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Yes, now is the time, when the POTUS is a serial abuser.

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