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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

trump

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


aw yiss

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

TMMadman posted:

New Trump thread, same Trump smell.

same trump thread, same trump channel

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is fake news. The names have been changed to protect the trump.

This is the city: Washington, D.C. I work here. I'm a GOP.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

new kind of cat posted:

the first few pages of a new thread are the worst lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

How come that kid got arrested and the other kid didn't huh

the fbi wasn't involved

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

yes. they're loving crazy and their recent ads have been calling for the right to arm themselves and rise up against the liberal oppressors. Dana Loesch is a complete lunatic.

remember when everyone thought trump was going to lose and conservatives were calling for death squads if hillary was prez lmfao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

El numero hitler

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

stupid band names I thought of on the train instead of responding to emails

Ken Bone and the Trumps

Mueller and the MAGAs

Temporary Clearance

Kelly's Heroes

McMaster and the Baiters

Porter's Punch

Tweeter's Delight

Do Something Daddies

Hoprah and the Libtards

Maralago Minions

PTIR

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

if W gave us Obama what will Trump give us? besides the piss tape

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Rah! posted:

lmao guys mike pence fucks/gets hosed by horses

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:eyepop:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

Guns have more value than teenagers.

Less upkeep with the guns.
Guns don't talk back.
You can put guns away.
Human capital is also overflowing at the moment.

guns only vote republican

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

do CNN and msnbc actually have bad ratings? I thought they were up after trump.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Zyla posted:

not a good post

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good soup! posted:

"QUESTION: can I divorce my wife in the white house, asking for a friend"

i forgot about that thing from 15 years ago. lmfao.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

we all live in a time dilation worm hole lmfao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bump stocks are worth a lot more thanks to an announcement from U.S. President Donald Trump.

The devices, which increase the rate of fire of a semi-automatic gun to mimic that of a fully-automatic firearm, may become the subject of a ban proposed by Trump Tuesday afternoon. On Gun Broker, a firearms auction platform, bump stock prices quickly rose.

One listing, with a $399.99 price tag, added “get them while you can guys.” The retail price for a comparable device is less than $200. Other auction prices ranged from just over retail to as much as a $1,000.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

We don't need to ban guns we need to solve all of societies problems which includes access to guns

full communism now

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

sandoz posted:

hey gently caress you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfcefpoCj0M

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

give everyone an ar-15 at birth and two magazines of ammo. ban everything else. that's the all the guns anyone ever needs.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A Handed Missus posted:

David Hogg looks like he's 40 years old yo

obvious crisis actor

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

David piss hogg

get beefy piss hogg

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


federalism is only legal when it favors me

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

shovelbum posted:

i studied this stuff for 4 years and dont remember as much of it as you guys who are just like mostly computer touchers w passionate hobbies lol

Von Neumann held a lifelong passion for ancient history, being renowned for his prodigious historical knowledge. A professor of Byzantine history at Princeton once said that von Neumann had greater expertise in Byzantine history than he did.[53]

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

Byzantine history is honestly extremely good and very useful if you have an interest in diplomacy or international relations

i will check it out :)

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

juche avocado posted:

fathers against recoiling triggers

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Finally one of the Hollywood Liberal Elites gets it!
https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/966387654479683584

Andy Richter controls the universe

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


remember when nypd cut patrols and new yorkers felt safer? lmfao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

zeal posted:

yeah, the easy thing is standing outside the school with their hands in their loving pockets

it might take a little work or, good heavens, a little risk on the part of the officers to do something else, but that's clearly too much to ask from the thin blue line

To Protect and Serve Ourselves

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

lol you're being groomed to take over some department

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Gringostar posted:

these kids are the ones that will rat out their fraternity to the dean

literally the david spade character from pcu

i saw pcu first run in the theater :smug:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Al! posted:

i turned this off, has anyone mentioned antifa yet?????

ant tee FAAAAAAAAA

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

things grade school kids do well: remain still and not make noise

the body can shut down in cases of non-legitimate gun use

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

why do they have aids ribbons

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Sir Tonk posted:

does anyone really want voice activated tvs at this point?

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


he's so loving dumb

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

what fresh hell awaits this morning

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