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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Hell yeah baby, got that Size Zero brain

Brain Gap is the new Thigh Gap.

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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Luscious Lance Stroll out driving his shitbox car as per usual.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Argus Zant posted:

that sounds like something his neighbor says every morning when they look out the front window

Goddamn phone autocorrect. Guess I should have used a hyphen.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
I'm going to papaya for a McLaren shirt this year. Does Kimoa make industrial-grade underwear to tamp down my throbbing erection?

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Thanks Ants posted:

You get a handy photo of Max’s face to deploy at difficult moments

Lol, does Pepe Jeans still sponsor RBR? Somebody call Matt Furie because with that loving frog face driving, I smell a perfect marketing synergy that will simultaneously reclaim a beloved character from the Nazis.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Why does their Dan have a 3 place grid penalty already?

He failed to stay above the minimum time on the in lap of that red flag during FP2, when he was on a stonking quali sim lap.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Wow, Stunning Stroll on the cusp of dragging that heap into Q3 as well. Quelle surprise.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Thanks Ants posted:

Looks to the photo of his sister in the cockpit, finds some extra time.

Whatever it takes, man. He's doing it for Gilles!

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Lol Crofty, maybe they would be looking at a front row lockout if they still had Formula One World Champion Nico Rosberg driving for them.

Edit: lol I love the taste of my own toes

Edit 2: welp

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

itsjustdrew posted:

Can I be the first person in the thread to mention Stroll's sister, this year?

Thanks Ants already beat you a page ago.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Thanks Ants posted:

Need a Worst Thread project to buy advertising space at difficult corners with just a photo of Rosberg grinning. Start the mind games early.

I'll make the website.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Lolttas

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Wiltsghost posted:

I'm the liquid spraying out the back.

I thought it looked pearly and viscous...

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Lol, that marshal carrying shattered carbon fibre in a bin lid is just too perfect.

Somebody gif that poo poo

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Love your avvy learnincurve. I am still erect after Qatar last weekend.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Holy lol I didn't notice yours until now dude!

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Hearing the Italian national anthem two weekends in a row would be a good result. It would be even better if it was preceded by the Canadian anthem, but I'll take what I can get.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Lol BigJohn undertaking. Naughty Naughty

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Lol so much for that

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

tuo posted:

Let the oil flow

He who controls the oil, controls the universe

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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It's great to see Aussies in their natural environment: behind a 15 foot chain link fence.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Yesssss more Are Rossie

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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lol I wonder what Niki means by "motivate"

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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poty posted:

The FIA thought he might qualify ahead of the Ferraris


Thanks Ants posted:

Oh poo poo lads we have an incoming penalty for #Blessed #Lewis, the FIA pulling the strings for Ferrari again

Good to see Ferrari International Assistance alive and well in 2018.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
What the gently caress, I leave for 2 minutes to piss and grab food and this poo poo happens?!

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Get ready for the Best Anthem

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Not the German anthem, silly.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Sorry We Lost BILLY MONGER'S LEGS The Formula 4 Pedal Pushers

Holy fuckin lol you did it again

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Glad to see the grid is becoming more diverse with the hiring of Serge Sir Otherkin.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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Sergey the Orkin Man, cleaning up the pests of the grid.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

1500quidporsche posted:

Very exciting race. Good win for the Scud lads.

My friend, one of the ads during the race reminded me that Miller High Life is once again available in Canada! I look forward to your YouTube review without me having to bring more back from the US and then forgetting to mail you a bottle again!

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

freeranger posted:

Ha excellent, was it up to his Monaco effort from a few years ago?

I should just go find the video of it.

Do you mean the time he "accidentally" knocked over ran into the 2nd 3rd place placard and then sulked on the podium?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZbUOz_jwLw

Mercedes has two great sponsors in SANORTEP and yerrBkcalB

McGuinty fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Mar 26, 2018

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Lol, you'd think I wasn't subscribed to your channel but gently caress me, I've been so busy lately I totally missed this. Next you should get ahold of some Puppers Premium Lager from Letterkenny.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Wirth1000 posted:

Drink Asahi and watch anime.

I drank Asahi and ate some good rear end ramen in Vancouver a couple weeks ago. The waitstaff sounded like anime characters, does this count?

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

Wirth1000 posted:

Beer in general is poo poo to be objectively factual here.

Hot sake.... now that's the shiznet.

Like I'd trust the opinion of a man who spent several years constantly projectile vomiting...

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

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DoctorGonzo posted:

i dont know what you are talking about


1500quidporsche posted:

Sorry to hear about your lobotomy.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
I would remind all of the U.S people in this thread (along with 39 other countries at launch) that sometime this year Liberty will be launching F1 TV Pro which will stream all the races ad-free for $12 a month. UK, Aus and us Canadian schmucks are SOL for now (among other regions that I can't remember off the top of my head). Apparently they will be aggressively blocking VPN services so unless you've got a grandma in one of the lucky countries you can convince to let you roll your own tunnel, tough poo poo.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

simble posted:

The difference is context. Brundle and Croft don't know when ESPN is cutting to a commercial so they can't explain what we missed. Diffey and co, knew we came back from a commercial break and they could explain what was going on, and replay radio communications that were missed.

This ESPN poo poo is mega garbage.

Welcome to what we have had to deal with in Canada for the last 5 years or so.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Wow, now that I read the list comprehensively it's pretty much USA, Mexico, most Central American and Caribbean countries, most of South America with the notable exception of Brazil, and a large swath of Europe. Nothing whatsoever in all of Asia, the Middle East, Africa or Oceania.

Just double checking to see if I missed anything...yep, definitely nothing east of Europe, only Azerbaijan which is definitely in Europe and whose capital Baku (which has done well and welcomed all of us) is most definitely not further east than both Baghdad and Riyadh.

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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

NtotheTC posted:

Depending on how good they are at blocking VPNs there are still options. I may do a tutorial when the service is released on how to set up a private VPN. It's what I'll be doing so I don't have to pay skyf1 a single penny.

Cool, this would be much appreciated, although sorting payment for the F1 TV streaming service itself may still prove troublesome even if access to the stream is possible.

Khablam posted:

I'd suggest Channel 4's (UK) coverage when it's live; their anti-VPN technology is in name only so you can use it fine usually. Their anti-adblock is pretty decent so they don't seem to care who watches it as long as you load the ads.

This is my plan next weekend, along with the other 9 or so races that will be live on C4.

Edit: I mean the next weekend there is a race (Apr. 6-8, when there will also be MotoGP!), not literally next weekend when there is no F1 OR MotoGP.

Schlesische posted:

Sirotkin had some kind of issue and had to retire early on.
He might have been the first car back in the pits.

He never even made it back to the pits, he pulled into an escape road somewhere in the second sector IIRC.

McGuinty fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Mar 26, 2018

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