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Apr 18, 2008

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MCLAREN ALONSO
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LANCE “AVRO CANADA ARROW” STROLL RACING

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Apr 18, 2008

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poty posted:

Not sure who you're referring to, my heroes are called Elizabeth, Margareth, Theresa, Winston and Boris.

Nigel Farage has made xenophobic statements which I do not share. Also, he siphons Tory votes, last year we were one unhappy accident away from electing Jeremy Comradyn

Margareth?

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Apr 18, 2008

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holy loving poo poo

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Apr 18, 2008

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I wish it were easier to get original Thai Red Bull in other places—instead of a metallic-tasting carbonated drink it’s just a super-sweet syrupy thing that comes in a little shot bottle. Down one in a second and you’re good to go.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Euro Red Bull is still the best of the Western energy drinks though, Monster tastes like garbage.

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Apr 18, 2008

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dreesemonkey posted:

Haven't been able to really follow testing this season other than seeing occasional MCLRN+ incompetence. Have the toro rosso honda's been relatively reliable to sweeten the misery?

Today’s test: Brendan Hartley was third fastest behind Ice Ice Baby and Big John. Sham fourth fastest, then Steb, Sir Gay, Danny Rick, and Big Sha. Alonso did all of seven laps before his engine clocked out.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Oh yeah, whiskey in energy drink is just spoiling your whiskey. Drink the energy, then drink your whiskey. I have spoken.

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Apr 18, 2008

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The next season of the McLaren documentary is shaping up well, then

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Apr 18, 2008

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I just can’t get excited about something if there aren’t any boobs. That’s why since the grid girls announcement I’ve started gaining a lot of weight so that I can have nice massive honkers to play with while I watch this season.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I’m excited for this season of F1 starring Lance “Avro Canada Arrow” Stroll and some broken orange piece of poo poo car that doesn’t work

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Apr 18, 2008

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It’s loving incredible that when Lawrence Stroll named his son, instead of naming him something decent, or just naming him after himself, he said, “how about almost my name, but, like, douchier?”

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Apr 18, 2008

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Surprise appearances would be nice though. WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW?! BY GOD, THAT’S NICO ROSBERG’S ENTRANCE MUSIC!

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Apr 18, 2008

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Reported (to the CIA)

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Apr 18, 2008

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Ten more loving days. We have to stay strong.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Wirth1000 posted:

He's been with her for over a decade and she's practically always by his side during FIA presentations and press events......

I low key figure it’s why she’s the safety spokesmodel now too or whatever her role is called. She comes on the feed once a race to say something about not driving with crappy tires you get out of a dumpster.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Hahaha it just says DANGER ZONE

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Apr 18, 2008

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A week from now we’ll be watching our favorite drivers, Danny Ric and The Incredible Vliegende Kikker, qualifying in Australia. Woah.

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Apr 18, 2008

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DoctorGonzo posted:

She was a fan of Scuderia Ferrari.

Singapur 2017 was a loving tragedy.

I feel your loss. My girlfriend is a tifosi too, and it’s a great trait in a partner because she’s used to not finishing first

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Apr 18, 2008

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This
frankly
owns

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Apr 18, 2008

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Seb’s cars should always be named Ariel, obviously

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Apr 18, 2008

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The Croc posted:

this is what it was translated to in browser:

Melbourne is a track with a rather low average speed, so it is necessary to expand the outlets to the bottom of the bellies to ensure the necessary cooling to the engine. Note also the slide that starts the channel in the bottom.
The Ferrari has slightly opened the vent of the sides in the tail to facilitate the extraction of hot air from the radiators that this year I'm not more packed to V as on the SF70H.

In the rear axle a body configuration has been chosen that is more suited to a track that does not have a high average speed so it is necessary to preserve the reliability of the power unit that must last seven GPs, giving up a little 'aerodynamic efficiency.

The image also highlights where the "step" in the bottom of the transmission begins, which allows the SF71H to create a sort of expansion channel. This innovative part of the car did not give outstanding results in the winter tests, making the car a little unstable in balancing.

It is the effect of the lengthening of the sensible lengthening of the Red Pass that needs to find the right tuning on the track, given that the data would be very good at the CFD and in the tunnel. It will only take a little patience ...



for the record GOOD TIMES ON METH answer was better

This is pretty loving good browser translation

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Apr 18, 2008

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It’s true, Alonso is having trouble escaping from McLaren

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Apr 18, 2008

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Haas is good this year

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Apr 18, 2008

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I only took one year of Spanish in high school but if this doesn’t translate to “Ricciardo is a punter” then color me embarazada

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Apr 18, 2008

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Help us, Max Verstappen. You’re our only hope.

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Apr 18, 2008

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

You want the wall first, for maximum impact, the hit the other drivers on the rebound.

Carth Dookie posted:

I cannot begin to explain how much I hate the idea of either Hamilton or Vettel winning another title.

I hope it’s Dan, Max or idk someone from the midfield somehow

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

It seems like there's a clear top three (Mercedes/Red Bull/Ferrari) and a clear bottom three (Williams/Toro Rosso/Sauber) but the midfield is complete nonsense.

I know, it’s great. There are eight cars that will be racing each other hard.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Halo14 posted:

Senior driver, Lance Stroll. Wtf.

“Age and wisdom will triumph over youth and skill”—Lance Stroll

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Apr 18, 2008

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I’m reading the BBC liveblog while eating lunch. Jolyon Palmer just said “It’s showtime. There is nowhere to hide now.” which seems less like F1 coverage and more like a line from one of the Saw movies.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I hope the greasy wop in the Red Bull does well

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Apr 18, 2008

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At least Stroll is faster than the Saubers

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Apr 18, 2008

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Lol I stand corrected

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Apr 18, 2008

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Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah Haas power is real :911: :italy:

Please. They’re the Italian Co-Belligerents if anything :vittorioemmanuel3:

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Apr 18, 2008

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I’m hoping the streaming service will be available for me but I live in a small Asian country without a big F1 fan base so I’m not hopeful. For now I’m stuck with my girlfriend’s cable package, which shows the Sky feed and has an English option but cuts according to the Chinese commentary, not the English feed, so sometimes Crofty and Brundle get cut off in the middle of a sentence so they can play a quick commercial for chicken essence.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Wirth1000 posted:

Taiwan?>>>??

Yeah, so at least the Asian races are at decent times, but if there are two big baseball games at the same time that can pre-empt the race coverage. Luckily the Taiwanese baseball league only has four teams.

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Apr 18, 2008

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POCKET CHOMP posted:

Do you have Fox Sports 3 Pirate Radar? Usually it's not so bad with the ads. At least when they actually put it there and not simulcast UBA games that are also on FS1!!!!

Taiwan was definitely not on the list of countries that were initially getting the streaming package, either. :(

I can check. The ads are usually fine except it always seems like it’s the same three every break, selling some condo or other in New Taipei and then some vitamin drinks. :v:

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Apr 18, 2008

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td4guy posted:

Apparently Williams were particularly poo poo in this race due to a software issue. They literally couldn't adjust engine modes on their Mercedes engine. Stuck in garbage mode for the whole race or something.

Their GARBAGE <—————> PARTY switch was broken

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Apr 18, 2008

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Reportado por racista

A different kind of race report

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Apr 18, 2008

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1500quidporsche posted:

History is the life of nations and of humanity. To seize and put into words, to describe directly the life of humanity or even of a single nation, appears impossible.

The ancient historians all employed one and the same method to describe and seize the apparently elusive--the life of a people. They described the activity of individuals who ruled the people, and regarded the activity of those men as representing the activity of the whole nation.

The question: how did individuals make nations act as they wished and by what was the will of these individuals themselves guided? the ancients met by recognizing a divinity which subjected the nations to the will of a chosen man, and guided the will of that chosen man so as to accomplish ends that were predestined.

For the ancients these questions were solved by a belief in the direct participation of the Deity in human affairs.

Modern history, in theory, rejects both these principles.

It would seem that having rejected the belief of the ancients in man's subjection to the Deity and in a predetermined aim toward which nations are led, modern history should study not the manifestations of power but the causes that produce it. But modern history has not done this. Having in theory rejected the view held by the ancients, it still follows them in practice.

Instead of men endowed with divine authority and directly guided by the will of God, modern history has given us either heroes endowed with extraordinary, superhuman capacities, or simply men of very various kinds, from monarchs to journalists, who lead the masses. Instead of the former divinely appointed aims of the Jewish, Greek, or Roman nations, which ancient historians regarded as representing the progress of humanity, modern history has postulated its own aims- the welfare of the French, German, or English people, or, in its highest abstraction, the welfare and civilization of humanity in general, by which is usually meant that of the peoples occupying a small northwesterly portion of a large continent.

Modern history has rejected the beliefs of the ancients without replacing them by a new conception, and the logic of the situation has obliged the historians, after they had apparently rejected the divine authority of the kings and the "fate" of the ancients, to reach the same conclusion by another road, that is, to recognize (1) nations guided by individual men, and (2) the existence of a known aim to which these nations and humanity at large are tending.

At the basis of the works of all the modern historians from Gibbon to Buckle, despite their seeming disagreements and the apparent novelty of their outlooks, lie those two old, unavoidable assumptions.

In the first place the historian describes the activity of individuals who in his opinion have directed humanity (one historian considers only monarchs, generals, and ministers as being such men, while another includes also orators, learned men, reformers, philosophers, and poets). Secondly, it is assumed that the goal toward which humanity is being led is known to the historians: to one of them this goal is the greatness of the Roman, Spanish, or French realm; to another it is liberty, equality, and a certain kind of civilization of a small corner of the world called Europe.

In 1789 a ferment arises in Paris; it grows, spreads, and is expressed by a movement of peoples from west to east. Several times it moves eastward and collides with a countermovement from the east westward. In 1812 it reaches its extreme limit, Moscow, and then, with remarkable symmetry, a countermovement occurs from east to west, attracting to it, as the first movement had done, the nations of middle Europe. The counter movement reaches the starting point of the first movement in the west--Paris--and subsides.

During that twenty-year period an immense number of fields were left untilled, houses were burned, trade changed its direction, millions of men migrated, were impoverished, or were enriched, and millions of Christian men professing the law of love of their fellows slew one another.

What does all this mean? Why did it happen? What made those people burn houses and slay their fellow men? What were the causes of these events? What force made men act so? These are the instinctive, plain, and most legitimate questions humanity asks itself when it encounters the monuments and tradition of that period.

For a reply to these questions the common sense of mankind turns to the science of history, whose aim is to enable nations and humanity to know themselves.

If history had retained the conception of the ancients it would have said that God, to reward or punish his people, gave Napoleon power and directed his will to the fulfillment of the divine ends, and that reply, would have been clear and complete. One might believe or disbelieve in the divine significance of Napoleon, but for anyone believing in it there would have been nothing unintelligible in the history of that period, nor would there have been any contradictions.

Napoleon was poo poo and a fraud.

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