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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Has anyone said shitlaren yet this season?

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

At least the thread can pretend all those guys in orange are supporting McLaren and not F1's most exciting driver, Max.

:toxx: ban me if Max doesn't get more WDC points than the whole of McLaren this year.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

iospace posted:

Noted. Tangential, do you want your gangtag back?

Sure do!

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012


Translation: Failarri

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

DoctorGonzo posted:

CANCEL 2018

- Merc are at least 3 tenths ahead of RB

- Ferrari are losing time compared to Merc in all types of corners

- at the end of Vettel's quali-run there wasn't a lot of fuel left according to the competitors, which means they would have only been about 1 tenth ahead of the Haas given that Magnussen used a considerably harder tyre (Binotto gave the Haas-garage a visit to see how much fuel they had onboard)

- Binotto and Arrivabene looked worried during lunch break

- Mercedes won't be going for quali-laps, they didn't even order any Hypersofts. They plan on using those at Monaco for the first time as there's nothing to learn in these temps.

- Bigger gap between Merc and the rest than 2017, but not at the level of 2015/16

- Ferrari 3rd best car

- Merc believe Renault haven't turned up their engine yet (good for RB, bad for Ferrari according to the article)

What have they been doing, honestly ?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Theophany posted:

So where do you lads think Ferrari will piss away any hope of the championship this year?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

HJB posted:

I once purchased, and drank, a Lewis Hamilton "44" branded Monster, and vividly recall thinking at the time it tastes like any other fahkin energy drink dunnit

I also swallowed some Lewis juice and it tasted worse than other energy drinks by a mile.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

"Top teams"

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Grid girls can go, but lets make sure there's still a wall of women clapping on the way to the awkward room.
Just a whole wall on each side.
Don't even hold it in a building just use women to funnel the men into another room (that's made of women clapping).

10 bonus points every time this happens in a country women aren't allowed to form groups.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Imagine complaining because Liberty made Hamilton take a steel chair to the face

Bring back scruffy guys staring middle distance with a beastly moustache.
That's the real F1 look



Make F1 sexy again.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

The Kimoa Kid posted:

All of you have read my lovely posts for 10+ years, and you’ve all thought “wow wicka is stubborn” or “this is not funny, this man has a mental health issue, why are we laughing?” You’ve seen nothing yet. Linux is all bad: this is where I die.

But ..
You're not wrong this time.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

1500quidporsche posted:

Isn't iOS linux?

They share about 10 lines of code these days, but they hold a common ancestor.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Theophany posted:

He had one screen landscape and one in portrait. No jury would've convicted me.

I'm doing this right now to read some retards opinion on Linux and it owns.
The monitors, not linux.

Which sucks.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

*installs linux mint cause the worst thread linux guy said to*
looks lovely but lets do this
*gets all his accounts compromised*
what manner of mystery is this!
its not a mystery, the OS shipped with a rootkit

yes this is a good software platform with no huge gaping issues

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Sneaky Wombat posted:

If he downloaded a 2016 OS maybe, it's not as bad anymore. I don't gently caress with mint though.

"doesn't literally backdoor your computer .. anymore!"

Clearly higher praise has never been placed on an OS.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Thanks to whomever saved me :10bux: to re-Grossjean gonzo

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Basticle posted:

I didn't read the off season thread is wicka dead or something?

He had a massive meltdown and McLaren are using it to power their latest entry into F1.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

CAR MANUFACTURER is bad and only employs idiot babies

Think that covers them all

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012


I guess he was dreading another season of post-race hair pubes.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Schlesische posted:

I prefer the fact they have Prost walking around pitlane over the fact Mercedes has Ratface walking around pitlane.

Prost casually slipping out that they'd been trying to find a way to fire jollypop palmer for a dozen races was a season highlight

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

1500quidporsche posted:

Please do not mention MotoGP in this thread because it pisses off like four people who want to hear exclusively about Red Bull front wing developments and how Gonzo's relationship is going. Do not talk about how amazing it was that Zarco smashed the lap record in qualifying on a two year old Yamaha while the two current year Yamahas couldn't even get on the front two rows. Don't try to bring up how close the pecking order is and like eight drivers could win tomorrow. Do not mention how amazing it is that Ducati has sorted their poo poo this year and Lorenzo is the slowest of the three current year bikes. It will make these people upset.

People only get upset when CERTAIN POSTERS decide they're not interested in F1 but are interested in poo poo posting ITT for their own amusement and then shotgun 40-50 MotoGP / Antiques Roadshow posts into a live-watch and poo poo it up for everyone else.

If this happens again there will be much tutting.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

1500quidporsche posted:

Tut away bitch. That race was boring as poo poo.

You're welcome to post in the Antiques Roadshow thread.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Vettel is a fraud baby

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is the ESPN coverage taking commercial breaks mid race?

It's only about 2 per lap.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

gently caress daylight savings this is a net 4:30am wakeup

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Just let nico do the gridwalk martin gently caress

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

learnincurve posted:

It’s video game music and exactly matches the new graphics,
I was like 75% sure it was an unreal tournament '99 sample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5CpBfTg4o

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

ferrari burning oil and still slower


sad

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

learnincurve posted:

Bottas fight back, not going well.


Lol sir otkin

Pretty sure he's an F1 2017 bot set to medium.
They only overtake every few laps under DRS.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

MazeOfTzeentch posted:

lol more overtakes in 11 laps than the entire 2017 aus gp

Melbourne is always a loving precesion.
No idea why they still keep it as the first race.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Wiltsghost posted:

what did alonso say? espn cut away right before that

"come on speak up, I can't hear you - it's a long race and you're already low energy"

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Brundle still pretending to be surprised by the Merc's qualifying mode in the 4th year or so of it being a thing.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Lets see if Vettel leads after the Ferrari strategy plays out.

By coincidence, of course.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Wirth1000 posted:

Liberty showing just the full last names and team logos

with no intervals

lmao gently caress liberty

no one is sponsoring interval timing yet

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Sulphagnist posted:

All I want is to see the deltas and the compounds as much as possible, is that too much to ask?

Why do you need this?

Please look at the sponsor and team logos more.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

:( aww thats legit sad

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Ferrari strategy ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ??

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Lou Takki posted:

Haas is absorbing all the pit stop failures for Ferrari??

I wonder if they bought those re-designed Ferrari wheelnuts and didn't read the manual.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

learnincurve posted:

I just realised what liberty forgot to put on screen.

Lap numbers, there have been no lap numbers.

There were lap numbers before MAJOR INCIDENT took over.

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Cry lewis, cry more lewis

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