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itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
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HI GUYS. I MISSED YOU ALL.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 01:24

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:58

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
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Lewis' hair is still dog poo poo.

So is Seb's

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 01:45

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HERE WE GO.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 02:00

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Just realised that the noise in the transition slides is trying to mimic an F1 car driving past. I thought it was a War of the world-esque sound.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 02:13

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Lol at Nando blockin' out the haters.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 02:24

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Formula 1 is dead

No u

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 03:02

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Wirth1000 posted:

same

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 03:08

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iospace posted:

Man look at that blank engine cover...

On the Ferrari.

Also a blank rear wing.

Less paint for sponsors, saves weight. :getin:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 06:34

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iospace posted:

If any of the regulars want a GP2 Thread tag who don't have one, let me know. I'll get you in the morning.

What's a GP2?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 07:18

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tuo posted:

The way Alonso sees this thread, I guess

He openly complained during a race over the radio about the Honda engine, constantly yelling "GP2 Engine, GP2 Engine" into the mic, saying it's not much faster than a GP2/Formula 2 engine.

Thus: GP2 => bad, this thread => bad

I was being silly, but thanks anyway, you're a good person.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 07:25

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I am a hardcore fan, thank you, Nico.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 03:47

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Edward Mass posted:

Alright, some thoughts about Sky's F1 coverage from a big gay baby who was used to NBC's coverage:

-There are too many people involved in the broadcast. Apart from the two in-booth commentators, there are three pre-race guys, two on-the-ground guys, and Christian Horner.
-Croft (whom I thought was Brundle, due to confusion) is insufferable. PLEASE STOP USING PUNS.
-Di Resta brings nothing to the table.
-Bumper music is uninspiring. This isn't the Champions League, it's Formula One.

I'm reserving judgement on commercials until the actual Grand Prix, which supposedly has side-by-side, but so far I'm worried I'll miss something due to ESPN not controlling the feed. When NBC took commercials, whether there was side-by-side or not they would say "this happened during the commercial break" and show a replay of something. Since Sky Sports F1 doesn't do commercials IIRC, they don't need to do recaps and as such us Americans could be forgotten.

Good news: there are no sky ads during a race OR Qually session.

Watch is on silent and listen on a radio TBH, the only worthwhile person is Ted, and everyone hates him too. Di Resta has knowledge, but not enough to be a driver anymore. He's a non-driver's racing driver.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:03

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freeranger posted:

Can someone go check on Gonzo? I'm worried he may have collapsed from joy after fp3

FORMULA UNO ESTA MUERTO.

I always picture him as Spanish speaking.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:07

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Wirth1000 posted:

Don't forget Canada.

Croft using puns is his thing so better get used to it.

Don't forget analogies.

E: sorry for double post. It's been a while and I forgot my shitposting etiquette.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:08

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Halo14 posted:

Senior driver, Lance Stroll. Wtf.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 06:59

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Kimi WDC baby.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:10

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Pirate Radar posted:

At least Stroll is faster than the Saubers

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:14

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Merc DRS flexing. Ban them.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:17

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Thanks Ants posted:

Rosberg here to poo poo on Hamilton all season long

I'd quote this a million times if i could.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:23

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1500quidporsche posted:

Stroll is genuinely good. Its time to wake up shitheads.

I can never tell if you're being ironically ironic or you're not truly aware of how true your words are.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:26

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Is the rule still there that the tyre to start on is the best time from Q2?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:33

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Hulkenturd

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:38

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Can I be the first person in the thread to mention Stroll's sister, this year?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:41

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OOF, get in there son.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:42

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Wiltsghost posted:

Lol Stroll in gravel where he belongs

MODS.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:45

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Thanks Ants posted:

Need a Worst Thread project to buy advertising space at difficult corners with just a photo of Rosberg grinning. Start the mind games early.

I'm up for this. I WILL donate to this.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:46

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Vittutori buttass.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:52

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Red flag, in before ricky dick's 5 place penalty.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:53

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Lucky he had the halo tbh.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:54

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gently caress.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:05

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Sulphagnist posted:

That should be a three place grid penalty.

But he's not an Aussie.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:09

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loving hell. Allow me to Gonzo this up.

FORMULA ONE IS DEAD. gently caress THIS poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:12

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I love it here, the fans are amazing, I always see so many British flags. etc etc.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:14

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McGuinty posted:

It's great to see Aussies in their natural environment: behind a 15 foot chain link fence.

gently caress me dead

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:17

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Just caught the press interviews from qually. God, I love Kimi. I needed that laugh after this week.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 04:37

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I love seeing Nico poo poo talk a Merc driver.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 04:46

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learnincurve posted:

Hello friend drew! How�s your winter been?

The worst, I'm glad it's nearly over. How was yours?!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 05:54

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DoctorGonzo posted:

gently caress grid boys

This is why we can't have grid girls anymore.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:02

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Alfa breaking down.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:26

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:58

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HAHAHA Red bull.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:28

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