F1 2018: Sir, this is a Burger King drive thru

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You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Gigi Galli posted:

The Alfa is actually a Ferrari

And at the end of the day, they are all Fiats.

Roller Coast Guard posted:

Bold Predictions

Horner will open his big stupid mouth one too many times and Renault will tell him to gently caress off, leaving them with Honda as their only engine option for next year.

I thought RB was moving to Honda next season, they were using Toro Rosso as a guinea pig for this season to iron out any (all) bugs.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 22:35

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:24

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learnincurve posted:

Little disappointments yes, except this would be such a deathly serious and monumental life changing thing that we are going with �it was a one in 4000 shot but if you had not tried you would have had no chance and always wondered �what if��

In the words of Homer Simpson: You tried your best and you failed. The lesson here is: never try.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 23:14

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learnincurve posted:

She got in.

My 14 year old daughter got into the McLaren partnered engineering school.

Crying.

Congratulations! That's great news, and an amazing experience for her

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 12:23

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1500quidporsche posted:

I'm more excited about the upcoming season of Grand Designs.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 03:54

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iospace posted:

They fixed most of that issue in 10.

Funny how that has worked out lately. Bad iteration, improved in the next major release. Unlike OSX which has been hot garbage since day 1.

yah, you be wronging there. lol preferring win10 over macOS. got ourselves a shaggar here.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:00

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

GP2 operating system

GP/2 OS

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 05:11

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freeranger posted:

All that is true except during Monaco half way thru the race the commentators/announcers will scream "Here comes a new challenger" with flashing graphics showing on the screen as Rosberg's music hits (as mentioned previously in this thread) and he will fly onto the track via an escape road (the same one he used to mind games Lewis) while pumping tehcno/rock music blasts.

Oh god I feel sick just typing that out.....

Edit: Comedy option, he throws a unicycle out of his car at Lewis shocking everyone with his "Heel Turn" on his former best friend.

A helicopter flys in and drops off a F1 car similar to Forza Horizon 3

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 01:46

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Ban the idiot losers who are against Scuderia Ferrari pride and joy of Italy and heart of Formula One. Honestly.

no, we rather prefer to troll you Tifosi Twats

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 00:31

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1500quidporsche posted:

Hold on let me put on my $800 VR headset so I can see this properly.

stop lying, you can't afford something so expensive like that

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 01:41

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iospace posted:

Pineapple on pizza is loving gross.

ken oath

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:46

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Well this should be fun

https://twitter.com/SkySportsF1/status/975703882306347008

nice

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 03:08

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Every Australian knows the most cliched song for any sports event is Holy Grail by Hunters & Collectors.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 02:21

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Seb new car is named Gloria. She is beatifull and i hope she wins many races

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE

#forzaferrari

shameful for a fartari fan that you didn't post the original Italian version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zs7VWqNGHg

Just under two hours to go till FP1. Kinda sad I am not there today, usually go to Friday practice. Looks like it is going to be a wet weekend!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 00:10

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IT'S HAPPENING (soon)

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 01:58

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CARS ARE GOING AROUND THE TRACK

I REPEAT

CARS ARE GOING AROUND THE TRACK

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 02:08

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Hass, more like rear end

Is that because they are running Ferrari engines?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 03:23

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Hmm, don't like that gap between Are Dan and Max.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 07:46

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Racist FIA along with racist Red Bull punishing Are Dan. I hope he takes his case to the Human Rights Court :australia:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 22:50

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It�s bucketing rain here. Would be surprised if FP3 happens

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 01:15

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Edward Mass posted:

Alright, some thoughts about Sky's F1 coverage from a big gay baby who was used to NBC's coverage:

-There are too many people involved in the broadcast. Apart from the two in-booth commentators, there are three pre-race guys, two on-the-ground guys, and Christian Horner.
-Croft (whom I thought was Brundle, due to confusion) is insufferable. PLEASE STOP USING PUNS.
-Di Resta brings nothing to the table.
-Bumper music is uninspiring. This isn't the Champions League, it's Formula One.

I'm reserving judgement on commercials until the actual Grand Prix, which supposedly has side-by-side, but so far I'm worried I'll miss something due to ESPN not controlling the feed. When NBC took commercials, whether there was side-by-side or not they would say "this happened during the commercial break" and show a replay of something. Since Sky Sports F1 doesn't do commercials IIRC, they don't need to do recaps and as such us Americans could be forgotten.

Welcome to the hell that UK and Australian F1 viewers have had since Sky has taken over F1

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:04

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I want a mute button for all your paosts

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:08

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Thanks Ants posted:

Bin it you Bogan

Wow, mods, ban this racist. Does the KKK ask you for pointers on how to be terrible?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:09

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Ferrari busily ripping the sandbags out of their cars

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:44

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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Take that you smug gently caress Toto

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:51

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Mmmm, gearbox penalty coming right up

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 07:53

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loving Mercedes sandbagging :mad:

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 08:11

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Sir Orkin and Eri-who

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:25

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SUCK poo poo MAX

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:27

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Max having a big sook

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:37

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KMag hosed by his put crew

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:48

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Haas pit team is the worst

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 06:50

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Max�s car is damaged

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:03

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Ovo posted:

I got my new Haas cap in the mail this week and got home late from work today, time to check on the race and see how Haas are doing

Take a poo poo in it

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:06

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tuo posted:

Lastname for WDC

A true legend, Mr Lastname

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:13

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I hope Hamilton hits Vettel

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:27

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Poor Are Dan

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:43

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learnincurve posted:

Did liberty drop the ticket prices?

Dunno, I didn�t go this year

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 07:58

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Still laughing at Sky commentators bitterness

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 08:04

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iospace posted:

I'm more of a cider gal, here.

Though it is my greatest shame as a Wisconsinite that I have yet to have a spotted cow.

Dickens Cider? :v:

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 05:10

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:24

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POCKET CHOMP posted:

BTW Ferrari suuuuuccccccckkkkkksssss.

(please do manipulate this post in any way, shape, or form, TIA)

Dude like I am following orders here

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 07:28

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