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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Probate me for one month if Stroll has more WDC points than McLaren at the end of the season. :toxx:

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

track day bro! posted:

Bold prediction: I will poop and pee my pants haha

But seriously my prediction is that I will fall asleep trying to watch most of the races haha.

:yossame:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Does Kimoa still charge like a trillion dollars to ship to the US

I ordered a pair of the new McLaren sunglasses and got free express shipping. So, :shrug:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Theophany posted:

Thanks OP, gonna crank one out to that now.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

GramCracker posted:

Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll. :toxx:

Actually, can I update my Toxx to this?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Thanks Ants posted:

Phwoar the McLaren is so fast that it is starting fires, like the car in Back to the Future.

I guess you could say it's ... hot poo poo :rimshot:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

djssniper posted:

This is as close to the spirit of a proper Toxx than the rest of the lovely meaningless Toxx's in this thread, needs more embarrassing potential though

If Alonso podiums a McLaren this season, I will post a picture of myself wearing my McLaren edition Kimoa sunglasses.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

BubbaGrace posted:

:toxx: Ban me if Alonso finishes the season higher in the WDC than Stoffel Vandoorne.

:wow:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Kimoa Kid posted:

God I can't wait until the Honda starts blowing up again.

Toro Rosso will win their first race this season.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

As in their first race ever? They already have a win. Or do you mean they'll win in Australia? Because that would be great.

I actually forgot about Vettel's win. So, Torro Rosso will win their second race, this season.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

tuo posted:

Does Fernando know what a powerslice is?

He probably wants to powerslice his wrists

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
These McLaren edition Kimoa sunglasses feel really cheap. But I dig the fluorescent papaya orange inner frames, so that everything I look at is bordered by the color of the best F1 team

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Theophany posted:

Williams own and Lance Stroll is brilliant. Hth.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Also Ive's OS designs are, conservatively, 57 gazillion times better than the garbage skeuomorphic horseshit that asshat Forstall was responsible for. Dear God in heaven, I can't even look at iOS 6 without actually getting cancer.

wtf

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I feel like I should start watching MotoGP. I don't know anything about it, though, except that there are Spanish twinks on motorcycles sometimes, which is maybe the appeal?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Gigi Galli posted:

I would work for any F1 team, I don't care. Hell I'd work for a loving formula e team.

Same.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Saw a guy earlier that looked just like Fernando Alonso.

e: at a Walmart in Ohio

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

That was just an icebox.



Oh, yeah...easy mistake to make. :(

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

Anxious as heck to see how Ferrari fucks over Vettel again this season.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Edward Mass posted:

I'm an American.

:yikes:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

Go Ferrari...

Straight into the bin!

Ferrari's 2018 season: https://i.imgur.com/LCzNdWI.gif

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

I found it, the food that perfectly encapsulates this thread:



That looks good

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I've been trying so hard to give Fernando $100 for sunglasses on Kimoa.com but when I hit authorize it just sits there please Fernando.... take my money please....

I have the Mclaren ones. :smug:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Kimoa is fake and actually a money laundering operation for Zak Brown.

I'd believe it. These sunglasses feel like some dollar store garbage, tbh.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Jesus Christ

e: it's April Fools Day.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Thanks Ants posted:

Is Bahrain the one with the massive loving flag

I remember seeing that flag and initially thinking it was actually people commanded by the crown prince to stand out in the literal desert in the formation of a flag for the TV. Sounds retarded, but

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
It seems weird to me when people support Ferrari without actually owning one of their cars. And also fraudulent. Which is why we need blue collar car companies like Ford and Chevy in F1.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Ferrari needs a NASCAR team, then.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Looks like Seb's gonna win it for Ferrari. Same as Schumacher but twice as many WDCs cause he had twice as many before he went to Ferrari and it took him half the time to get the Ferrari to win. Look forward to 10 straight years of Scuderia/Seb championships now, Formula 1 fans.

:hai:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
That was a good race and although it was bad that one of the Ferrari pit crew got hurt, you must make sacrifices to be the best and if that means running over your crew, then it's good. #ForzaFerrari

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Kimoa Kid posted:

This is the best part of it. It’s literally Max watching other drivers make aggressive passes and not understanding the context. He had no need to drive Hamilton off the track, but he’s seen Hamilton and Vettel and Alonso do it before, so that’s what he did.

Actually, every opportunity to drive Hamilton off the track should be acted upon.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

:eyepop:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Remember when Rosberg won his first GP at Shanghai? :allears:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

DoctorGonzo posted:

Im glad that Alexis Sanchez is playing for MAN U instead of Arsenal.

Football must be some gay poo poo, with team names like Man United & Arse n All.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

Also a reminder that Hulkenberg is destroying Sainz which I predicted (bigly) because Hulk owns and is extremely underrated.

More like Dickblow Hulkingturd

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

:magical: Holy poo poo.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
In Lance Stroll's debut season, he scored 40 points. Alonso scored 0 in his debut season. 🤔

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Gigi Galli posted:

I actually drive a hot hatch for teenage boy racers and it's good.

:hf:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

Liberty hate is the biggest retarded meme in this thread. They're American. American's won WW1 and WW2 and the Cold War. They showed the world technological advancement, liberty and justice that no point in history has ever come close. They put people on the Moon and defeated Nazis and Communism.

A regional race calendar is child's play. America can do no wrong and has never done wrong. That's why it's the greatest nation in the world with the greatest freedoms and greatest people.

:hai:

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

keevo posted:

If this means I can watch an onboard camera of Lance Stroll gently caress up every race then I will buy this.

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