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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Everyone's working from home except for me. I'm the anti-Jose I'm currently at home, and am currently at work but there doesn't seem to be any work out in the Hampshire/Surrey/West Sussex/Central & Western Berkshire/Wiltshire/Dorset area, so I'm waiting for it to come in. And no, I'm not actively chasing jobs to go and do either 3 - the number of original and best seekers in Transformers. Sorry Acid Storm, you don't count ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Mar 1, 2018 |
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Mar 1, 2018 11:54
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Looke posted:what if they escape though The nature of Tories was irrepressible!
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Mar 1, 2018 12:06
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Although all my children are special in their own different way “the clever one” seems to be developing a strong social conscience. She was sat there with toast halfway to her mouth and a gormless teenage expression on; “what’s up” I say. “The problem with boomers like grandad......is...that they are not being fair on rich people either” “how so?” “They have one of the best schools in the country there right, so with them being in a 4 bedroom house that’s like at least two rich children who don’t get to go there, and what if they are religious so they are missing out with that as well and they may be in a house that’s too small and have to share a room and that’s all because grandma and grandad can’t be bothered to do packing” Fair point.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:07
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So in addition to imminent snow, the sea is currently also attacking my little island https://twitter.com/portsmouthroads/status/969167800899170305
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Mar 1, 2018 12:11
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Lucky you, the salt will clear the snow and ice off the roads. Always a silver lining innit.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:14
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learnincurve posted:Although all my children are special in their own different way “the clever one” seems to be developing a strong social conscience. If you figure out the secret to breeding an army of communists please write it down and I will reconsider my stance on antinatalism.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:15
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Oh poo poo, there's no strike today. I have to go to class in this awful weather. To whoever he somehow survived the picket lines this week, you're all heroes.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:19
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OwlFancier posted:If you figure out the secret to breeding an army of communists please write it down and I will reconsider my stance on antinatalism. *checks historical notes* Careful application of beatings.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:20
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Matt Hancock has announced the government is formally dropping Leveson 2, stating its job has been done. Shameless fucks.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:22
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OwlFancier posted:If you figure out the secret to breeding an army of communists please write it down and I will reconsider my stance on antinatalism. I think it’s Corbyn’s influence. A lot of kids today have two choices. Option A: Accept Real grandads: beetroot faced thumb person screaming for brexit “my way or the high way” won’t listen to any criticism of the Tories. Bang on about capitalism and how Labour want to bring us back to the old days. Racist. Read daily mail. Spew forth a message of fear and hate. Option B. Adopt The jam man as new, kinder, better, grandad.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:23
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I've genuinely thought a lot about this and the only realistic way to solve many of our issues is to kill all 65's and over: - Housing problem including central urban areas? Empty homes so far as the eye can see. - Wealth distribution? Limit the inheritable amount to like 50.000 or 100.000 per inheritance and distribute the rest lump sum evenly to everyone in society. - NHS? How much time are we wasting on coffin dodgers? - Politics? Olds vote Tory - Environment? They hosed it so gently caress them I don't think there's many big societal issues that couldn't be solved by a geriatric genocide. I genuinely love my parents but am willing to throw them on the pyre for the greater good.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:33
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Junior G-man posted:I've genuinely thought a lot about this and the only realistic way to solve many of our issues is to kill all 65's and over: Well, if the National Grid goes belly up today, there'll be a lot fewer OAPs by the time the weekend's over. Quite the self own from the Tories there.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:37
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Junior G-man posted:I've genuinely thought a lot about this and the only realistic way to solve many of our issues is to kill all 65's and over: You should join my group chat where me and my mates routinely agree how much better things would be with a Logan’s run for 65 year olds.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:39
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Junior G-man posted:I've genuinely thought a lot about this and the only realistic way to solve many of our issues is to kill all 65's and over: Someone will whine that generational warfare is bad though. Probably either an old or a nearly old.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:39
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Party Boat posted:The anti Jose would massively over prepare for the snow and die immediately weather can't do poo poo to me except make me lazy also they're cancelling the tyne ferry crossing today because of a flood warning lol
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Mar 1, 2018 12:40
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forkboy84 posted:Someone will whine that generational warfare is bad though. Probably either an old or a nearly old. Corbyn, literally in the brexit speech, actually.
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forkboy84 posted:Someone will whine that generational warfare is bad though. Probably either an old or a nearly old. jacobin did this just yesterday lol
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Mar 1, 2018 12:41
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OwlFancier posted:Corbyn, literally in the brexit speech, actually. Typical old. Always said he wasn't radical enough.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:43
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forkboy84 posted:Someone will whine that generational warfare is bad though. Probably either an old or a nearly old. It's not warfare if one side is clearly winning and has the element of surprise  The only thing I don't know yet is if after the spring cleaning we need to keep the same rules and send everybody a suicide pill for their 65th birthday. That we'd bill to their children.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:46
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I only work 100 yards away from my house and we've got an inch of snow at best. Selfish fuckers still wanting their medicines. I'm chilly. 
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Mar 1, 2018 12:48
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 kfc has run out of gravy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43226105
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forkboy84 posted:Someone will whine that generational warfare is bad though. Probably either an old or a nearly old. Junior G-man posted:The only thing I don't know yet is if after the spring cleaning we need to keep the same rules and send everybody a suicide pill for their 65th birthday. That we'd bill to their children.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:49
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Guavanaut posted:Reopen the pits. Then light the pits, heating the country for decades (cf: Centralia).
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Mar 1, 2018 12:51
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Jose posted:
Didn't they run out of chicken last week? That chain is a dumpster fire.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:51
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Miftan posted:Didn't they run out of chicken last week? That chain is a dumpster fire. they changed distributors probably to save money and its hosed them
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Mar 1, 2018 12:52
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Jose posted:
So they just sell chips now?
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Mar 1, 2018 12:54
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Miftan posted:Didn't they run out of chicken last week? That chain is a dumpster fire. I can make fried chicken and gravy better myself at home tbh. With a smaaalll aubergine
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Mar 1, 2018 12:55
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Rarity posted:So they just sell chips now? At least rebranding won't need a logo change.
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Isn't that what they're going for by turning the gas off?learnincurve posted:Accept Real grandads: beetroot faced thumb person screaming for brexit “my way or the high way” won’t listen to any criticism of the Tories. Bang on about capitalism and how Labour want to bring us back to the old days. Racist. Read daily mail. Spew forth a message of fear and hate. In conclusion, the hardon that beetroot people have for national service and we-suffered-too-you-know hard brexit that they vaguely remember from when they were 7 might actually create some not-poo poo grandads in about 50 years time. Not especially convinced it's worth the wait. Miftan posted:Didn't they run out of chicken last week? That chain is a dumpster fire. 
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Jose posted:
I like KFC's attitude to social media, if not their chicken. Their response to this crisis was a bucket with the letters rearranged to "FCK" and their official twitter follows only the five Spice Girls and six guys named Herbert - 11 Herbs and Spices.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:58
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Pesmerga posted:Sheffield, Keele and Leeds have apparently announced that any staff not rescheduling classes in the next five days are going to have 100% of pay withheld until they do. Kent have told striking sessional staff that they are having pay deducted at an hourly rate higher than their actual hourly rates for teaching missed so far. In essence meaning some people will be earning negative pay this month. one of my friends had his life destroyed by several paycuts and repeated backtracks on contractual promises about his PhD by kent, then everyone I know promptly hosed off to Germany when it became clear they have no wish to do other than bleed students and staff dry. Now he's couchsurfing and trying to find a job after things didnt work out in Birmingham my point is, have you considered a career in Unabombing? Probably not a great time to start living in the woods, mind Guavanaut posted:
everyone under 25 will blame jeremy corbyn for brexit for at least 50 years after Labour restore quality of life to work
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Mar 1, 2018 13:03
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Cultural Marxist posted:Then light the pits, heating the country for decades (cf: Centralia). 
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Mar 1, 2018 13:04
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Hey anyone want to see Farage get lynched by a blue Peter presenter ? Question time this week. Thumbs on Twitter can’t understand why he’s there.
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Mar 1, 2018 13:05
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Spangly A posted:
No they won’t, why would they? Everyone under 25 knows it’s The loving Tories in general’s fault, and May and Johnson’s in particular.
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Mar 1, 2018 13:08
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Jedit posted:I like KFC's attitude to social media, if not their chicken. Their response to this crisis was a bucket with the letters rearranged to "FCK" and their official twitter follows only the five Spice Girls and six guys named Herbert - 11 Herbs and Spices. Yeah this. People/company instructions for interns who treat twatter like some deadly serious medium where every post has to be 100% earnest and serious are annoying. Shitpost away and don’t pretend you’re doing anything but.
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Mar 1, 2018 13:09
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Tesseraction posted:Matt Hancock has announced the government is formally dropping Leveson 2, stating its job has been done. Haven't bought or read a paper since Milly Dowler and the rest of the media isn't much better. Can't vote Labour over here in DUP land but them getting Leveson 2 going again is about the last resort available.
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learnincurve posted:No they won’t, why would they? Everyone under 25 knows it’s The loving Tories in general’s fault, and May and Johnson’s in particular. It's a positive start but unless Leveson ritually disembowels certain elements of the press, the tories get several decades to blame Labour for loving up Brexit because gordon brown spent all the money and once there was a strike and the businesses all left in terror at worker power
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Mar 1, 2018 13:12
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It's Cameron's fault really. ...and the way things are looking, it could well be Labour that actually takes us out of the EU, and you know how the media's going to spin that for the next few decades.
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Miftan posted:Didn't they run out of chicken last week? That chain is a dumpster fire. Yes they did. I also won a radio competition where the hosts brought me KFC to work on Wednesday. They found a place that still sold chicken and wanted to give someone a care package. Of all the competitions to win, that's the one I get
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