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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
neither of those were worthy of a red or even a yellow

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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

The first is definitely not a red nor even a foul and if you think it is condolences on your stupid brain.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

There's no way the "elbow" is a foul, the second one is probably worthy of a yellow these days.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Lmao West Brom have sacked Pardew after four months

Maybe chairmen will realise he's a poo poo manager???

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Lmao

https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/980755799403388928?s=19

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The right kind of advanced stats

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

At this point if I were a West Brom fan I’d have wanted him to stay so he had the stain of relegation on his record.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Blasmeister posted:

At this point if I were a West Brom fan I’d have wanted him to stay so he had the stain of relegation on his record.

lol its a shame he doesn't but made up for by mark hughes managing 2 teams getting relegated this season

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
That second one is a no-discussion insta-red in every single league except the prem.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

fat gay nonce posted:

The first is definitely not a red nor even a foul and if you think it is condolences on your stupid brain.

Not the "elbow", which should still be a yellow for intent even if he didn't connect imo.

The stamp and the vertoghen tackle were both reds.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


8 points out of 54 lmao, bye pardew, thanks for nothin

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Reckon it’s time for Mick McCarthy

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Anyone know why Gibbs was subbed at half time? Injury or was he really loving poo poo?

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Remember this?

quote:

Former Chelsea centre-forward Tony Cascarino has insisted that Alan Pardew is the "obvious candidate" to replace Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho was relieved of his duties earlier today following a run of results that has seen the Blues slump to 16th in the Premier League, one point above the relegation zone.

A number of big names have already been linked with the post, including Diego Simeone, Guus Hiddink, Carlo Ancelotti and Pep Guardiola.

However, Cascarino has stated that owner Roman Abramovich need look no further than the man that is currently in the dugout at Crystal Palace.

"There is one obvious candidate to be the new Chelsea manager and that is Alan Pardew. He is ready for the step up to join a team in the Champions League," the 53-year-old wrote in The Times.

Pardew has been widely lauded for the job that he has carried out at Selhurst Park since he took on the job in January. But, Cascarino has claimed that it was what he experienced during a four-year stint in charge of Newcastle United - coupled with his character - that has set him up to deal with the pressure of managing a club like Chelsea.

"He has the ability, the ego and the bravery. Pardew can handle any owner, even one as demanding as Roman Abramovich," he added.

"After all, Pardew survived four years at Newcastle United under Mike Ashley and that was remarkable in itself."

lol

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
West Broms only win in their last 18 was against us loving hell. Shameful.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

West Broms only win in their last 18 was against us loving hell. Shameful.

Don’t worry, Newcastle lost to a Derby side that only won 11 points the entire season. Chin up!

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

oliwan posted:

That second one is a no-discussion insta-red in every single league except the prem.

no it isn't

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DavidLawTennis/status/980872041766313985
many lols here

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

T Bowl posted:

Anyone know why Gibbs was subbed at half time? Injury or was he really loving poo poo?

i thought he came on with half an hour to go?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Ahahaha I missed this one:

"There was an early warning sign when he played three strikers in his first game in charge, not because it was tactically the right thing to do against Crystal Palace, but because he wanted to make a ‘little bit of a statement’."

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
They're just going to try to hire Pulis back anyway

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I hope Palace, Stoke, and West Brom get relegated and Pulis does pulislaugh.gif when he’s asked about it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Liverpool have topped at least one table: they paid the most to agents and other intermediaries in 2017-2018 (period ending at the end of January 2018):

1. Liverpool £26,793,503
2. Chelsea: £25,143,786
3. Manchester City: £23,475,309
4. Manchester United: £18,002,193
5. Watford: £13,390,605
6. Everton: £12,056,512
7. Arsenal: £10,560,689
8. Leicester £9,918,530
9. West Ham £8,387,694
10. Bournemouth: £7,733,988
11. Newcastle: £7,409,760
12. Swansea: £7,317,716
13. Tottenham: £7,173,667
14. Southampton: £6,296,804
15. Stoke: £6,241,527
16. Crystal Palace: £6,173,622
17. West Brom: £4,754,226
18. Brighton: £4,415,325
19. Burnley: £3,299,917
20. Huddersfield: £2,465,815

Total: £211,011,187

E: for comparison the total for 2016-2017 was £174,227,243.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Apr 4, 2018

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PFA/status/981519528306905089

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That sucks. :(

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
drat, I just watched Addams Family Values the other day

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Barry Shitpeas posted:

drat, I just watched Addams Family Values the other day

turn your family's tv on

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Barry Shitpeas posted:

drat, I just watched Addams Family Values the other day

kcer posted:

turn your family's tv on

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
So much for staying on your feet

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Aw, lame. Him and Hateley were good lads who meant well at Milan.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Gigi Galli posted:

Aw, lame. Him and Hateley were good lads who meant well at Milan.

I'm trying to find the story where one of the Juve (I think) subs was giving out about Wilkins when he was assistant at Chelsea, and then all his mates burst out laughing when Wilkins turned around and told him to go gently caress himself in fluent Italian

There's no proof of it, but it is historical fact

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

Oh my that would have been glorious

E: I had to check in on Sven, and he’s on his third Chinese team. This one in the second tier.

the thing about chinese teams is you want to manage another one straight after

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Breath Ray posted:

the thing about chinese teams is you want to manage another one straight after

Fuckin lmao

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Breath Ray posted:

the thing about chinese teams is you want to manage another one straight after

lol

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Breath Ray posted:

the thing about chinese teams is you want to manage another one straight after

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Idgi

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

It’s a good joke referencing how right after you eat Chinese food you’re hungry again soon after.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sticksy posted:

It’s a good joke referencing how right after you eat Chinese food you’re hungry again soon after.

Aha! That is a good joke!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It's April 5th... I'm not home so someone else has gotta make a new thread

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Breath Ray posted:

the thing about chinese teams is you want to manage another one straight after

lol

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