Matchday Thread for Frozen England 3/3-5/3 or whatever

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Matchday Thread for Frozen England 3/3-5/3 or whatever

«‹›10 »

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

2nd easy.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:22

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 6, 2024 15:25

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Good win though that, did what we had to do and got the three points. I'm pretty sure that's the first time we've beaten Rafa as well?

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:22

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

The Coffee Dork

Yeah

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:23

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

EvilHawk posted:

Bahaha how do you not give that?

mercy

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:25

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

I hope city haven't gotten complacent from battering the Arse 2 games in a row, if they do the needful against Chelsea tomorrow we'll have a 7 point buffer for top 4

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:26

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

It would be extremely good imho if United finished the season behind City and Liverpool

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:32

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Somehow Mane's best finishes are when he is falling over in some way. Love it.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 21:51

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

cheese posted:

Somehow Mane's best finishes are when he is falling over in some way. Love it.

The guy has the most insane balance. I think like 90% of his goals last season he was falling over while he shot.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:12

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

EvilHawk posted:

The guy has the most insane balance. I think like 90% of his goals last season he was falling over while he shot.

Falling over when shooting sounds like the opposite of insane balance??

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:15

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Hegay posted:

Falling over when shooting sounds like the opposite of insane balance??

Maybe he meant insane in a literal sense

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:46

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Blue Star Error posted:

Maybe he meant insane in a literal sense

Yeah this. He is constantly falling over but pulls off these goals and passes that he has no right to do.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:56

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Insurrectionist posted:

How did David Moyes fool so many of us for years into thinking he was a decent manager?

a combination of everton's low standards and fergies mind games from beyond the grave.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:11

Antares: Jan 13, 2006

unfortunately there are only about 23 guys who are willing to mismanage a football club for millions of dollars and we have to rotate them

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:17

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Xabi posted:

Also, I must admit I don't understand the people raving about Robertson.

He's real good but that wasn't one of his better games. There was gently caress all space to do anything and the weather was clearly making it difficult as there were some awful first touches in that game.

Good result though and Van Dijk looks like everything I could want from a defender; he's unbeatable in the air, fast, strong, and is a very good passer- short or long.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:59

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

EvilHawk posted:

The guy has the most insane balance. I think like 90% of his goals last season he was falling over while he shot.

The one that stands out was the goal last season at the Emirates where he cuts in on his left and looks like he is barely keeping his feet the whole time before curling it majestically in.

I was fully against signing The Ox but I can see now that my mistake was thinking that Wenger was still a good manager. Turns out when he gets to play CM with actual good attacking players around him, he is good.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:06

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

cheese posted:

The one that stands out was the goal last season at the Emirates where he cuts in on his left and looks like he is barely keeping his feet the whole time before curling it majestically in.

I was fully against signing The Ox but I can see now that my mistake was thinking that Wenger was still a good manager. Turns out when he gets to play CM with actual good attacking players around him, he is good.

Klopp is also probably doing a better job of talking with and motivating him, he just seems much more confident

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:30

Reprisal: Jul 20, 2001

Liverpool�s coaching staff have also given him tactical direction on how to press and defend instead of merely being told to �express his qualities on the pitch.�

# ? Mar 4, 2018 03:11

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Liverpool are good and the Ox is also surprisingly good.

There was that one moment in the match today where he did a classic Arsenal-style dribble and held onto the ball way too long until he was closed down and couldn't make a good pass but he was otherwise really solid.

Perhaps it is actually Wenger who is bad.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 03:20

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

vyelkin posted:

There was that one moment in the match today where he did a classic Arsenal-style dribble and held onto the ball way too long until he was closed down and couldn't make a good pass

We call that �expressing yourself�

# ? Mar 4, 2018 04:36