MLS MDT March: The race for 3rd place in the East starts now!

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binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

And that should have been 4

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:44

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# ? May 7, 2024 04:50

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:45

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Just poppin in to say wtf Atlanta

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:46

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Shouldn't that also have been a yellow for the intentional handball?

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:47

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Bad Guzan

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The only good news for Atlanta that half was that it ended eventually.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:48

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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paddyboat posted:

Bad Guzan

It's hard stopping goals when you're asked to stop 9 shots on goal in a half.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:50

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

The Assassination of the South American Frauds, by the Central American Wastemen.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

It's hard stopping goals when you're asked to stop 9 shots on goal in a half.

Howard only gave up 2 goals in 120' against Belgium :colbert:

(gently caress you Wondolowski)

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:52

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Edward Mass posted:

It's hard stopping goals when you're asked to stop 9 shots on goal in a half.

I just turned it on at that last goal. Maybe �Shitlanta� would have been a better summary of the half.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:53

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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whypick1 posted:

Howard only gave up 2 goals in 120' against Belgium

(gently caress you Wondolowski)

That's Tim Howard. He's different.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:53

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

haha no one noticed we're trash

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Now that I've seen all 4 goals

#1: lol backline
#2: Wow, 2 Houston players were in better position than the Atlanta defender for that header
#3: That was a pretty nice slip pass
#4: lol Guzan

# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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whypick1 posted:

Now that I've seen all 4 goals

#1: lol backline
#2: Wow, 2 Houston players were in better position than the Atlanta defender for that header
#3: That was a pretty nice slip pass
#4: lol Guzan

You should also see Almiron's shot that should have been on goal, considering it was an empty net.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:00

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Haha Atlanta is trash

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahah

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:08

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Atlanta's not getting any breaks. I mean, Josef Martinez PK? That should be instant points.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:08

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

This game is adorable. I hope every game this year is like these first two.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Soooooo close to 5

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Soooooo close to 5

Not empty-quoting myself

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Geez, Nagbe subbed off after 60'. Not a good look.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:20

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Geez, Nagbe subbed off after 60'. Not a good look.

Are you saying we won't be getting that bonus for a high scoring Nagbe? Color me shocked.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

There hasn't been a goal scored in over 20 minutes, what the gently caress?

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:30

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Congratulations Toronto, you're no longer in last place

# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:50

insider: Feb 22, 2007; A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

Toronto loses at home, and Atlanta gets absolutely destroyed.

What a great start to the season.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:25

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Revs with an early red card.
Same as it ever was.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:34

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

TwoStepBoog posted:

Revs with an early red card.
Same as it ever was.

Man, every time I watch the Revs Delamea does something dumb, is he always like this?

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:45

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Fire chad Ashton

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:53

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Video review is loving garbage

Lol we get a penalty for what, Jesus Christ fine but how lame

# ? Mar 4, 2018 01:56

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Video review is loving garbage

Lol we get a penalty for what, Jesus Christ fine but how lame

Clearly Mattocks didn't think you deserved that either.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:02

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I hope Fabinho is hurt

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:12

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Another delay, frankly if this results in a red card I am turning this off

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:18

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

MLS is dumb bye

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:20

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

What a hilariously stupid evening

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:27

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

This has been and continues to be a good first day for the MLS season.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:30

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I was mad about Chicago not playing today, but it seems like today is �Trip Over Your Own Dick Day� so I�m glad to wait it out.

edit: I have magically conjured 1 1/2 Union goals with this post

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Mar 4, 2018

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It's been pretty great...I just hope it doesn't extend to tomorrow.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 02:37

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

The DCU tradition of treating ten men like twelve

# ? Mar 4, 2018 03:12

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# ? May 7, 2024 04:50

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Looooooooool my team is the best

# ? Mar 4, 2018 03:33

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