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peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

in the dystopian future, you gotta mainline your water bc its less at risk of spilling the precious that way

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

indigi posted:

not if you selfsuck

drinkyourownpee.com

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
water
milk
tea
diet pepsi
fresca
semen
sprite zero

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



i just wear a stillsuit while im on the comp

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Minnesota Mixup posted:

i just wear a stillsuit while im on the comp

your mama’s so fat she wears a stilltent

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

roboshit posted:

cyberpunk ways to talk about drinking water:

* yo i need some hydro
* pass me some H2O
* this coding is sick dog I need to reload my hydration

pump me full of the life liquid. not oil haha — water,,, from the food pyramid

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Minnesota Mixup posted:

i just wear a stillsuit while im on the comp

A mans flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

obstipator posted:

pump me full of the life liquid. not oil haha — water,,, from the food pyramid

*the world has been destroyed by nuclear warfare and clean water is reserved for the 1%* hey man I’ll give you 500 united credits for a packet of powdered water

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

roboshit posted:

united credits

actually the currency of the future will be called cyberdollars.

or maybe idollars.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

President Beep posted:

actually the currency of the future will be called cyberdollars.

or maybe idollars.

bitcoins, both the harbinger, cause, and final currency of the end of mankind

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



President Beep posted:

time to take my water pils

converted to bud light units

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

President Beep posted:

actually the currency of the future will be called cyberdollars.

or maybe idollars.

*buttcoin

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

:doh:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I drink water, sometimes it's in a glass, sometimes it's from a stainless steel water bottle, sometimes it's carbonated (LaCroix brand), sometimes it's carbonated (polar brand) and if your consumption habits aren't exactly like mine gently caress you

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

have you guys ever drank water ...











on weed?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

peepsalot posted:

have you guys ever drank water ...











on weed?

where did u come from
Where did u go
Where did u come from
Cotton mouth Joe

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Captain Foo posted:

where did u come from
Where did u go
Where did u come from
Cotton mouth Joe

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

tall glass of water :okpos:

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

please don't drink bong water

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
nominating grape for the soyboy juice of choice

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i only hydrate by butt chugging

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Same but it's an invention I created called the reverse colostomy bag.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It's like one of those saline drip IVs but different.

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

Dongslayer. posted:

nominating grape for the soyboy juice of choice

second

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

no way. you two are nuts.

it’s actually lacroix. doesn’t matter which kind.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

lacroix is good, but seltzer is cheaper and better

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
lacroix is not water with juice inside

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
take a bottle of topo chico, thumb over the top, shake it up, then jam it up ur butt. bam, hydration.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
with a slice of lime of course. i am not an animal.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

President Beep posted:

no way. you two are nuts.

it’s actually lacroix. doesn’t matter which kind.

this

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

i prefer tonic water

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
more like toxic water

yuck

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
that being said i dont turn my nose up at a good g&t

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
been drinking this stuff called spindrift, it's literally just sparkling water with a teeny bit of fruit juice

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
does it taste all alk seltzer-y, or literally like water with just a bit of flavor?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I don't know what alka seltzer tastes like

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
it tastes like lacroix

e: i need to chill out. before this thread came along i had no idea i had such strong drink-pinions. i think there’s some deep seated issues here.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

been drinking this stuff called spindrift, it's literally just sparkling water with a teeny bit of fruit juice

spindrift sucks rear end, whereas regular seltzer is cheaper and better

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
at this point ill fucken fight any lacroix hater

with my fizzy water burps

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

pepsi launched a LaCroix knockoff called bubly and it's pretty good. ive only tried the strawberry flavor so far

also fun fact the head guy of national beverage corporation, makers of LaCroix, writes insane stuff in the style of timecube/doctor bronner

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Mar 23, 2018

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