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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Driving our caravan hard across this dead scrubland, each night fearing another attack. Boogymen or night trolls or worse we know not what scattered our initial expedition. It has been some days since we last saw our companions; we are now only seven. These last few nights have been quiet, but still the fear is there. We keep trying to regain our bearings to leave these twisted canyons, but we seem only to become further lost. The trees here are dead, yet twisted into fearsome shapes. The few birds we’ve seen have flesh and bone protruding, yet hang in the air ominously circling. Our attempts to regroup or to flee are constantly thwarted. We navigate only by stars and by sight of the one major landmark constantly, maddeningly in view: the monstrous Volcano of Torments.

-

What is Dwarf Fortress?
Dwarf Fortress is a bit of everything. Fortress mode is primarily a construction and management simulation in which the player begins the game with control of seven dwarfs and attempts to establish, expand, and improve their fortress. As a construction and management simulation, the player assigns labours to dwarfs and designates areas for activities like construction or resource gathering, and dwarfs will attempt to follow those orders. In other ways it is a rogue-like survival game, where the world is vicious and ready to wipe your entrepreneuring party off the map if you get complacent. Perhaps most importantly, the game is intentionally designed to be a fantasy story generator, running through centuries of mundane history while keeping track of thousands of characters, events, and locations. You can read through the story of the world as if it was a wikipedia article on fifteen thousand people’s lives. Sometimes those characters even live and show up to ruin your day in person, be them vampire or necromancer.

There is a very complicated game engine going on in the background which keeps track of a dizzying array of variables. The whole world is pseudo-randomly generated down to each stone and tree. The combat uses a complex health system that, rather than tracking a number of HP, computes and records bludgeoning, mangling, bruising, breaking, severing, goring, etc., to individual creatures' body parts. People can die or become crippled fairly easily, and a severed body part is forever lost (until it comes back as an undead arm). Adventurers and heros can appear with their history of questing written on them in permanent scars and lost fingers. The game spends itself tracking such minutiae as the names of each of the individuals slain, and who the mayor is of a far away town. Passing caravans and bards will share this news from the outside world.

This complexity leads to the game never fully being in the player’s control. You may attempt to wall yourself off from the world, but you may still find a tavern brawl over someone’s distant cousin who once insulted a prince half a world away spilling out of control. This more than anything is why mixing dozens of players’ individual styles keeps the fun rolling, since no one person can try to mitigate the chaos.

-

Even using the volcano to navigate by, the way gets more twisted. The grass is discolored and patchy, and the dark stone of the mountain looms over us.

-

What mods are you using?
By default Dwarf Fortress uses an expanded ASCII tileset for its graphics, which is to say that it looks like something that's older than you are. Rather than playing something out of The Matrix, we will be using the Phoebus graphics tileset for this playthrough. While experienced players just see d’s and D’s as donkeys and Dragons, a tileset helps make what's going on in the screenshots more obvious to an audience less familiar with the game; e.g., a barrel full of goods will be represented with a little sprite of a barrel rather than the division operator, and the enraged, blood-soaked stray kitten who just slaughtered three dwarfs will be represented by a blinking red sprite of a kitten rather than by a letter 'c'. We will also be running DFhack in the background, which is a suite of scripting tools that will allow us to more easily work around bugs should the occasion arise.

-

There was a deathly cackle far away in the night, and now even the stones feel like they judge us from above. It is terrifying. Even with our cartography and maps we seem to be traveling in circles. We may soon need to make shelter against the night or else we may be next. There is still no sign of the skilled laborers we were traveling with. This is not the expedition that was planned for, no longer the group nor the materials are ideal. But we are a sturdy bunch, and i’m sure we can make this work. What other choice do we have?

-

Welcome to Olileshom, dwarven for “Valleysilences”
This will be a succession fortress, where each player will take a turn running the game for a year before passing on the save file to the next overseer. Our fortress is on the side of ‘The Volcano of Torments,’ which juts up from the surrounding terrifying grasslands. Our embarking seven dwarves are far from ideal for such treacherous terrain, lacking the more common skills of miners, carpenters, or masons you would expect. But hey, there's a bard who can play a mean number as long as they’re not starving or overrun by goblins.



If you like this thread, feel free to ask to be dwarfed and to contribute your thoughts! M_Gargantua will be maintaining the list of dwarf and overseer requests, and you can find the DF thread in Games here. :iit:

Addamere fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 9, 2018

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
As the game progresses I'll keep this post updated with the dwarving list, a link to the updates, and community art

And we very much encourage fan art, its tradition.

Links

Updates:




If you know nothing about dwarf fortress or Lets Plays of the game, just know that all the words in the rest of this post have no real impact on gameplay, and are mostly useless fluff.

Historical Notes

Audience Participation (Its a... rocky horror :iit:)


Overseer Queue:
  • Gnoman
  • M_Gargantua
  • So Math
  • Lpzie
  • Boksi
  • Haifisch
  • Addamere
  • IPA Regulations

Dwarf List:
  • Gnoman - Lokum Lelumrigoth, Seemstress (b. 513 - present)
  • Tunicate - Udil Aranavuz, Schloar (b. 503 - present)
  • POOL IS CLOSED - Stinthad Sarvesheshon, Smith (b. 485 - present)
  • DivineCoffeeBinge - Oddom Mersethzulban, Chef (b. 506 - present)
  • Pharnakes - Lorbam Zesiden, Doctor (b. 499 - present)
  • A Bad Place - Onget Mosusulab, Bard (b. 504 - present)
  • megane - Imush Thibamsazir, Soldier (b. 564 - present)
  • Osroct - Catten Erithlesast, Soldier (b. 519 - present, married to Facebook Aunt, father of GeneX, Younger Brother of Deadmeat5150 and ChaseSP, nephew of Air is Lava!)
  • Facebook Aunt - Zan Rabedtobul, Jewler (b. 518 - present, married to Osroct, mother of GeneX)
  • theshim - Ushrir Gusiluzol, Engineer (b. 524 - present)
  • mercenarynuker - Fikod Uzkadol, Bonecarver (b. 547 - d. 568) {Died of dehydration from loss of hands}
  • Hitlers Gay Secret - Litast Torishas, Cook (b. 520 - present, married to FrenzyTheKillbot, father of Verant)
  • FrenzyTheKillbot - Rimtar Kolberdan, Soldier (b. 526 - present, married to Hitlers Gay Secret, mother of Verant, cousin of Commander Keene)
  • Epsilon Moonshade - Nil Degerith, Weaponsmith (b. 434 - present, married to u brexit ukip it, father of IPA regulations, grandfather of Grey Hunter, Uncle of Corbeau)
  • u brexit ukip it - Uvash Eturrul, Farmer (b. 426 - present, married to Epsilon Moonshade, mother of IPA Regulations, grandmother of Grey Hunter, Aunt of Corbeau)
  • idhrendur - Melbil Evududil, Metalcrafter (b. 549 - present)
  • Air is lava! - Lorbam Idturel, Stonecrafter & Potter (b. 451 - present, uncle of Deadmeat5150, ChaseSP, and Osroct.)
  • biosterous - Alath Lotolrovod, Engraver (b. 543 - present)
  • M_Gargantua - Kivish Atheltan, Priest (b. 535 - present)
  • Windy Skunk - Tosid Menggakiz, Cook (b. 513 - d. 565, deceased cousin of gbuchold){Died to an undead bull goring}
  • ashnjack - Limul Betanral, Mason (b. 476 - d. 565, married to LostCosmonaut) {Died from bloodloss from undead water buffalo attack}
  • LostCosmonaut - Reg Rigothbim, Mechanic and Scholar (b. 472 - present, married to ashnjack, cousin of Grey Hunter, nephew of IPA Regulations)
  • geri_khan - Domas Adilam, Miner (b. 499 - d. 565) {Died to an undead bull goring}
  • gbuchold - Sarvesh Athelaval, Farmer (b. 535 - d. 568, cousin of Windy Skunk) {Slain by a giant bird corpse}
  • counterfeitsaint - Meng Dostobducim, Stonecrafter (b. 486 - present, married to Maugrim)
  • Maugrim - Degel Adilonul, Soldier (b. 494 - present, married to counterfeitsaint) {Spine smashed by the Giant Otheta Thicivilicite Vafe Afuni, still killed the giant before dying}
  • Zack Ater - Shem Olinnanges, Smelter (b. 551 - present, married to Grizzwold, father of Captainicus, son of Guarstine and lamentable dustman)
  • Grizzwold - Kel Tulonnish, Miner (b. 550 - d. 568, married to Zack Ater, mother of Captainicus) {Killed by the goblin warepanther Ngokang Stongunosnun}
  • Jamsque - Urist Rigothtashem, Soldier (b. 532 - present, married to StrangeAeon, mother of Fumbles and rabiddeity)
  • StrangeAeon - Sibrek Kalansazir, Medic (b. 533 - present, married to Jamsque, father of Fumbles and rabiddeity) {Killed by Tunicate in a tavern tantrum}
  • Fumbles - Tulon Desorathel, Child (b. 553, son of Jamsque and StrangeAeon, younger brother of rabiddeity)
  • Yeol - Kadol Zulbanvudthar, Farmer (b. 550 - d. 567, married to Camoes, cousin of Balon and Dr. Tough) {Charged a gobline seige with a war hammer while buck naked}
  • Camoes - Inod Ustanoddom, Jewler (b. 551 - d. 565, married to Yeol) {Died when her neck was crushed by an undead bull}
  • Fuubi - Unib Nelaslogem, Soldier (b. 506 - d. 565, married to McGibby) {Died of dehydration from a very broken face}
  • McGibby - Kel Cograb, Gem Cutter (b. 499 - present, married to Fuubi)
  • Vinny Possum - Erith Lavathkol, Stonecrafter (b. 509 - present, married to Drakenel, father of Ash Rose)
  • Drakenel - Meng Gusildeduk, Laborer (b. 513 - present, married to Vinny Possum, mother of Ash Rose)
  • Deadmeat5150 - Geshud Tadkonos, Farmer (b. 516 - present, older brother of Osroct, younger brother of ChaseSP, uncle of GeneX, nephew of Air is Lava!)
  • Balon - Domas Letmosrakas, Soldier (b. 535 - present, married to Boksi, father of Theranguy and verbal enema, cousin of Yeol and Dr. Tough, uncle of GoldenPrice)
  • Boksi - Catten Loreddug, Barkeep (b. 538 - present, married to Balon, mother of Theranguy and verbal enema, aunt of GoldenPrice, cousin of neogeo0823)
  • Thranguy - Uzol Oddomberul, Child (b. 555 - present, eldest daughter of Balon and Boksi, older sister of verbal enema, cousin of GoldenPrice)
  • verbal enema - Uzol Uzolamid, Child (b. 562 - present, youngest daugther of Balon and Boksi, younger sister of Thranguy, cousin of GoldenPrice)
  • Grey Hunter - Zan Kubukunal, Clerk (b. 517 - present, married to Arban, grandson of u brexit ukip it and Epsilon Moonshade, uncle of DeceitfulPenguin, cousin of LostCosmonaut, nephew of IPA Regulations)
  • Arban - Edem Umamlimul, Farmer (b. 525 - d. 568, married to Grey Hunter, aunt of DeceitfulPenguin) {Ripped apart by the forgotton snail beast Iquilaayanu}
  • PurpleXVI - Likot Urdimsemor, Chemist (b. 505 - present)
  • Frionnel - Caspa Ammenrin, Human Crossbowman & Monsterhunter (b. 526 - present)
  • Nuramor - Tun Kakdalnomal, Performer (b. 523 - present)
  • Corbeau - Olin Sodelniral, Metalcrafter (b. 499 - present, married to clockwork chaos, nephew of u brexit ukip it and Episolon Moonshade )
  • clockwork chaos - Zefon Itebnish, Stonecrafter (b. 499 - present, married to Corbeau)
  • Commander Keene - Udib Timnarkol, Soldier (b. 517 - d. 567, Cousin of Frenzy the Kilbot) {Died in valient combat against a goblin seige, zombified, and was slain again}
  • Dr. Tough - Nish Okilathel, Miner (b. 525 - d. 568 married to Warewhale, Cousin of Yeol and Balon) {Ripped apart by the forgotton snail beast Iquilaayanu}
  • Werewhale - Iton Lisidolon, Performer (b. 522 - present, married to Dr. Tough)
  • turol - Inod Sibrekid, Engraver (b. 492 - present, married to PhallicPhalanges)
  • PhallicPhalanges - Edem Ostaroslan, Miner (b. 489 - present, married to Turol)
  • Dallbun - Fikod Almoshalath, Carpenter (b. 455 - d. 565) {Died when his upper body exploded from an undead bull kick}
  • IPA Regulations - Mafol Cattenegeb, Baby (b. 565 - present, daughter of u brexit ukip it and Epsilon Moonshade, cousin of Corbeau, aunt of Grey Hunter and LostCosmonaut)
  • Cyflan - Kumil Ducimkilrud, Miner (b. 516 - d. 565, married to chitoryu12) {Died when his head was caved in by an undead water buffalo}
  • chitoryu12 - Rimtar Dishmabstigaz, Engraver (b. 517 - present, married to Cyflan)
  • GoldenPrice - Onol Risenlorbam, Miner (b. 522 - present, married to DeceitfulPenguin, niece of Boksi, PhallicPhalanges, and Balon, cousin of Thranguy and verbal enema)
  • DeceitfulPenguin - Alath Adilkeskal, Soldier (b. 522 - present, married to GoldenPrice, nephew of Arban and Grey Hunter)
  • Ro5s - Vutok Akumid, Engraver (b. 486 - present, married to ChaseSP, aunt to GeneX)
  • ChaseSP - Nish Ralrovod, Leatherworker (b. 485 - d. 567, married to Ro5s, older brother of Deadmeat5150 and Osroct, uncle of GeneX, nephew of Air is Lava!) {Died to Undead Ibex}
  • Malachite_Dragon - Ber Balalath, Metalcrafter (b. 477 - present, cousin of Enemy_Input)
  • Enemy_Input - Solon Avuztitthal, Soldier (b. 515 - present, married to neogeo0823, cousin of Malachite_Dragon)
  • neogeo0823 - Nomal Shoduklolok, Solider (b. 515 - present, married to Enemy_Input, cousin of Boksi)
  • Radio Free Kobold - Vucar Ishlumdodok, Engraver (b. 430 - present)
  • Black Robe - Besmar Kabzefon, Engraver (b. 476 - present)
  • GeneX - Dishmab Ushillorbam, Baby (b. 565 - present, daughter of Facebook Aunt and Osroct, niece of ro5s, ChaseSP, and Deadmeat5150)
  • Verant - Onul Imushthortith, Baby (b. 565 - present, son of Frenzy the Killbot and Hitlers gay secret)
  • Captainicus - Shem Zuntirzeg, Baby (b. 565 - present, son of Grizzwold and Zack Ater, niece of mercenarynuker)
  • Ash Rose - Led Sigunelot, Baby (b. 565 - present, daughter of Drakenel and Vinny Possum)
  • Sad King Billy - Fikod Deglathel, (b. 505 - present, married to HardDiskD)
  • HardDiskD - Bembul Lavenkivish, Soldier (b. 505 - present, married to Sad King Billy)
  • burnaboy - Tosid Sanadasmel, Soldier (b. 539 - present, married to FreakyM, mother of WampaPartyEX)
  • FreakyM - Ustuth Adagkubuk (b. 530 - d. 567, married to burnaboy, father of WampaPartyEX) {Died to undead Ibex before returning as a zombie and being killed again}
  • WampaPartyEX - Domas Vabokrodum, child (b. 559 - present, daughter of FreakyM and burnaboy)
  • InwardChaos - Inod Kosothibel, Soldier (b. 516 - present)
  • Ibblebibble - Onul Kathilavuz (b. 453 - present, married to Mr. Moon, father of PetraCore)
  • Mr. Moon - Tosid Mengmigrur (b. 457 - present, married to Ibblebibble, mother of PetraCore)
  • PetraCore - Risen Regzalud, Child (b. 565 - present, daughter of Ibblebibble and Mr. Moon)
  • SOLarian - Mistem Adkubuk (b. 509 - present)
  • redneck nazgul - Shorast Limulbecor (b. 544 - present)
  • Vodkahead - Id Morulkeng (b. 509 - present)
  • Strrrrront - Melbil Umrilatir (b. 444 - present, married to Neddy Seagoon)
  • Neddy Seagoon - Etur Dakonmeng, Soldier (b. 442 - present, married to Strrrrront)
  • Fat Samurai - Urvad Uristkeng (b. 530 - present)
  • mcclay - Adil Feberar (b. 502 - d. 568, married to Dirt5o8){Slain by a giant bird corpse}
  • Dirt5o8 - Zas Erithuleng (b. 511 - present, married to mcclay)
  • AJ_Impy - Ubbul Iridoltar, Farmer (b. 409 - present)
  • Wordybird - Vabok Degiton, Farmer (b. 542 - present)
  • mojangles - Avuz Zonudist, Soldier (b. 527 - present, married to Captain Aardvark, father of WereVolvo)
  • Captain Aardvark - Aban Abanor, Soldier (b. 526 - present, married to mojangles, mother of WereVolvo)
  • WereVolvo - Lolor Udilimsal, Child (b. 565 - present, daughter of mojangles and Captain Aardvark)
  • Rincewinds - Caraca Enadethemiyi (b. 528 - present, married to Decoy Badger)
  • Decoy Badger - Zon Cemoshavuz (b. 533 - present, married to Rincewinds)
  • Brother Buer - Limul Tishisfath, Soldier (b. 501 - d. 568) {Slain by a giant bird corpse}
  • Crystalgate - Cerol Dakostikud, Bard (b. 522 - present)
  • The Lord of Hats - Rakust Oltarkiddir (b. 540 - present, married to So Math)
  • So Math - Zulban Tangakamost (b. 543 - present, married to The Lord of Hats)
  • Temaukel - Iden Thosbutsolon (b. 508 - present, married to Kennel, mother of Slaan)
  • Kennel - Urvad Gimalath, Soldier (b. 508 - present, married to Temaukel, father of Slaan)
  • Slaan - Kivish Litasteskast, Child (b. 565 - present, son of Temaukel and Kennel)
  • Guarstine - Kogan Kubukmeb, Soldier (b. 533 - present, married to lamentable dustman, father of Zack Ater)
  • lamentable dustman - Thob Akrulfarash (b. 532 - present, married to Guarstine, mother of Zack Ater)
  • Godepm020 - Stukos Imikas (b. 547 - present, married to rabiddeity)
  • rabiddeity - Likot Ishenfikod (b. 551 - present, married to Godepm020, daughter of Jamsque and StrangeAeon, older sister of Fumbles)
  • Tiger Crazy - Kivish Atulunib (b. 546 - present)
  • habituallyred - Nish Asenbekar, surgeon (b. 494 - present)
  • Windy Skunk - Litast Regtithleth (b.496 - present, married to geri_khan, father of Frenzy the Killbot and Cossack)
  • geri_khan - Sakzul Adilrulush (b.499 - present, married to Windy Skunk, mother of Frenzy the Killbot and Cossack)
  • Cossack - Zutthan Kubuktinoth (b.563 - present, daughter of Windy Skunk and geri_khan, younger sister of Frenzy the Killbot)
  • ashnjac - Mistem Atirkesh, Mason (b.519 - present)
  • Camoes - Tun Tolisoddom, Farmer (b.495 - present)
  • Fuubi - Cog Odgubavuz, Soldier (b.471 - present)
  • Dallbun - Nil Othilzefon, Farmer (b.491 - present)
  • Cyflan - Avuz Notonsazir, Farmer (b.522 - present)
  • Vanilla Mint Ice - Uzol Ungoboddom, Baby (b.566 - present, Son of SOLarian and Crystalgate)
  • 10dishOkiku - Zon Ukerzefon, Baby (b.566 - present, daughter of Dirt5o8 and mcclay)
  • Lpzie - Tulon Zulbanitdun, Military Mastermind and Child Prodigy (b.565 - present, son of , nephew of chitoryu12 and Cyflan)
  • DeathSandwich - Urvad Stukosukosh, Soldier (b. 480 - present, father of Crystalgate, grandfather of Vanilla Mint Ice)
  • Zebrin - Ima Wimoefiva, Soldier (b. 434 - present)
  • Dog Kisser - Tosid Oddomkubuk (b. 534 - present)
  • namehereguy - Alath Oltarbavast, Smith (b. 488 - present)
  • Zeerust - Thob Urvadstigaz, Miner (b. 518 - present, daughter of Epsilon Moonshade and u brexit ukip it)
  • Veloxyll - Thikut Stagshilolin, Miner (b. 445 - present)
  • YellerBill - Dobar Nanirgusil, Miner (b. 524 - present)
  • LLSix - Erush Alathiden, Bone Carver (b. 532 - present)
  • funktopus - Tulon Nubamvutok, Solider (b. 523 - present, married to Eeep, daughter of HardDiskD and Sad King Billy)
  • Cathode Raymond - Ustuth Zuglarvod, Soldier (b. 441 - present, married to TheCog, father of Drakenel)
  • TheCog - Someone who I need the character sheet for!
  • Konomex - Nil Korast, Soldier (b. 446 - present)
  • Foul Ole Ron - Logem Othilalath, Soldier (b. 515 - present, married to barkbell)
  • barkbell?
  • Gridlocked - Etur Fokerathel, Leatherworker (b. 533 - present)
  • Eeep - Kubuk Katakfikod, Soldier (b. 521 - present, married to funktopus)
  • crimea - Dakost Oddomzefon (b. 488 - present, father of DecietfulPenguin)
  • Alehkhs - Reg Tosidbekar, swordsdwarf (b. 415 - present)
  • Hailfisch - Id Ustuthkacoth (b. 519 - present)
  • Owlkill - Likot Edtulsazir, Solider (b. 436 - present)
  • GruntMountain - Kivish Shorastbasen (b. 502 - present)
  • Professor Bling - Shorast Ustuthletmos, Gem Cutter (b. 524 - present)
  • Yeol - Cog Berdanbomrek, Child (b. 564 - present)
  • Commander Keene - Erush Ostatheshtan, Child (b. 562 - present)
  • gbuchold - Mafol Teshkadzas, Smith (b. 467 - present, wife of mcclay)
  • mcclay - Urdim Kolom (b. 459 - present, husband of gbuchold)
  • StrangeAeon - Zulban Thedakavuz (b. 519 - present, wife of BrotherBuer, Mother of Arban)
  • BrotherBuer - Olon Zimbomrek (b. 519 - present, husband of StrangeAeon, father of Arban)
  • Arban - Bomrek Rutodiden, Child (b. 565 - present, daughter of BrotherBuer and Strange Aeon)
  • Dr Tough - Ber Unibodgub (b. 495 - present)
  • Soulex - Kib Fikodlek, Soldier (b. 515 - present)
  • SirPhoebos - Kib Asteshastis, Soldier (b. 489 - present)
  • ziz - Ingish Zonidor, Woodcrafter (b. 487 - present)
  • HardHead, Thob Odcerol, Gemcutter (b. 538 - present)
  • StrixNebulosa - Datan Oslanlogem (b. 536 - present)

Dwarving Queue
  • Haerc - (Human Visitor)
  • Rutile
  • Black Balloon
  • Selious
  • WE NEED MORE NAMES FOR THE BODY COUNT

Redwarfing Queue
  • mercenarynuker
  • Grizzwold
  • Maugrim

The (Very Outdated) Squad Roster:
  • The Icy Portalds, Elite Hammer squad - consisting of: Megane, FrenzyTheKillbot, Maugrim, counterfeitsaint, PallicPhalanges, Balon, barkbell, Grizzwold
  • The Rough Toes, Crossbow squad - consisting of: DeceitfulPenguin, Dallbun, Guarstine, Vodkahead, HardDiskD, burnaboy, InwardChaos, clockwork chaos
  • The Fiery Portals, Hammer squad - consisting of: Jamsque, Brother Buer, Cyflan, gbuchold, Yeol, McGibby, blade leader, mercenarynuker
  • The Helmed Spears, Spear squad - consisting of: theshim, camoes, neogeo0823, Neddy Seagoon, Fuubi, Foul Ole Ron, Tiger Crazy, Black Robe
  • The Large Metals, Wrestlers - consisting of: Osroct, Commander Keene, Zack Ater, Enemy_Input, Sad King Billy, Deadmeat5150, and two others
  • The Polite Askers, Axe squad - consisting of: Dirt5o8, geri_khan, Gideon020, rabiddeity, Rincewinds, mojangles, Wordybird, AJ_Impy
  • The Brass Wishes, Axe squad - consisting of: Dr. Tough, Corbeau, Arban, Thranguy, Drakenel, Vinny Possum, LostCosmonaut, turol
  • The Hells Bells, Axe squad - consisting of: Zebrin, Dog Kisser, ashnjack, lamentable dustman, Decoy Badger, Fat Samurai, Strrrrront Dog Kisser
  • The Last Question, Axe squad - consisting of: Captain Aardvark, Temaukel, StrangeAeon, DeathSandwich, WarpZealot, and two others
  • The Blurry Eyes, Axe squad - consisting of: Ibblebibble, Mr. Moon, Radio Free Kobold, GoldenPrice, Ro5s, chitoryu12, Hitlers Gay Secret, Windy Skunk
  • The Wispy Fingers, Axe squad - consisting of: SOLarian, radneck nazgul, Malachite_Dragon, and five others
  • The Fit Nobles - Gnoman, M_Gargantua, So Math

A note for our future overseers: Using IRfan view to capture screenshots is recommended for consistency. The save is setup to run in a 896 pixel width for screenshot consistency within the bounds of what can be archived later. Were it possible to do a perfect downsample of the game in high resolution that wouldn’t be an issue, but the pixelated nature of the game means that you can’t downsample screenshots without making them unreadable.

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jun 2, 2018

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Journal of Lokum lelumigoth, Seamstress


1 Granite 564
Somehow, we found ourselves separated from the main party, and we see no sign of them. The smoke from a volcano provides a beacon to navigate by, and we hope we can get back on course. We just need to keep the volcano to our left as we pass through The Ashamed Prairie, and we should find the tracks of the wagon.

3 Granite
Around noon, I realized that the volcano was directly ahead of us. The soldier driving the wagon seemed quite confused when I pointed this out to him, and speculated that the animals had been following good grass without him noticing. We are back on course, but are now further behind.

6 Granite

We are now even closer to the volcano. Tunicate, our scholar, has been pouring over her maps and books to figure out what we know of this place. The volcano is marked on no map, but travelers’ tales from a century ago make reference to a “Volcano of Torment” in this region. We return to our course, unsure of how we deviated from it in the first place. Our hope of finding our expedition lessens by the day.

12 Granite

The animals were somehow left hitched to the wagon last night, and pressed tirelessly toward the volcano. It looms ominously over us now, an obsidian plinth above a sheer cliff. I see no hope of finding our party now, and have assumed command of this detachment. I order us to proceed forward toward the volcano.

15 Granite 564

The smell of magma roused me from slumber. We have arrived as close to this strangely compelling volcano. Despite my deep misgivings, we have no choice but to dig in here, as we have no possibility of surviving if we continue on foot, and our only hope is to establish residence here while we wait for a search party. Tunicate is delighted at the chance to learn why this mountain is called the Volcano of Torment, but the rest of us are less pleased. Still, something in my mind, something almost foreign, tells me that this is where we are meant to be. This is home.
I have no idea why I forced them to accept my rule, and regret doing so. Unfortunately, it is too late to change things now. There are some basic tools in this supply wagon, and enough food and liquor to sustain us for a long time.

Our party of seven consists of POOL IS CLOSED, our smith


Commander Megane, a sturdy soldier


Doctor Pharnakes


A chef by the name of Divine Coffee Binge


A bard ominously named A Bad Place


Tunicate, our scholar


And myself, our Tyrant seamstress


I have no idea where that last bit came from. I have had Tunicate copy her sketches for inclusion into this record. If the worst happens, I want those that come after to know what happened.

http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12787-valleysilences

16 Granite
I assigned the bard and the scholar to start mining, and told the soldier to get equipped for battle. If somebody wants to take this volcano away from us, we need to be ready. A rescue team will do us no good if we die before it gets here. Meanwhile, I ordered the doctor to destroy the wagon.

21 Granite
We’ve already started finding valuable gems in our excavations. By accident, we seem to have found what we were sent for in the first place. Pink garnets seem common here.

22 Granite.

The soldier bit a dead skunk in the head today. She claims it was attacking her at the time, but I have my doubts.

27 Granite


I should have listened. A skunk that had been killed by a dog got up and started walking around. This is a frightening place. Fortunately, the first storeroom has already been dug, and we are swiftly moving the food inside. While that is happening, another storeroom is being dug to hold everything else.

23 Slate
A dog killed a groundhog. In retaliation, the groundhog got up and killed the dog. Our soldier destroyed the beast, and is waiting near the dead dog.

1 Felsite
The soldier has killed the dead dog, but not before it managed to badly hurt another one of the dogs. Things don’t stay dead here. I’m getting a little concerned about the meat, and am considering posting a guard.



7 Felsite
We have a problem. All the grass here is dead, and the animals cannot eat it. If we let them all die, they’ll swarm and kill us. I have directed the miners to dig an isolated chamber separated from the fort, which will hold a butchery and a tanner’s shop. As a trial, one animal will be led in and slaughtered with a soldier on standby. Hopefully, the grass will be better in summer, but I fear not. The dogs and cats seem fine, and will be spared.

All the grass here is dead

Gnoman fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 9, 2018

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Sign me up for a dwarfin'.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Smith, doctor, bard, soldier, or chef?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Sign me up for a dwarf please

A brewer would be ideal (dwarf ale is like coffee, right?) but since we don't have one of those I'll angle for the chef

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Gnoman posted:

Smith, doctor, bard, soldier, or chef?

I've always wanted to learn more about forging. :smith: me.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Dorf me. I'll take the doctor, that seems like a position with endless potential in this biome.

A Bad Place
May 25, 2008
I have very high hopes for this fort. Dwarf me, that I might watch those hopes be consumed by magma!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Bad Place posted:

I have very high hopes for this fort. Dwarf me, that I might watch those hopes be consumed by magma!

Bard or soldier are left of the initial seven.

A Bad Place
May 25, 2008
Absolutely bard.

megane
Jun 20, 2008



I'll take the soldier! Until I get killed by, like, a skeletal foot.

Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006
When the migrant wave shows up, Dorf me as Osroct, please. I would love to be one of those soldiers conscripted due to having no useful skills.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Holy cow do I desire to be dwarfed. I'll take anything. Can't wait to watch the endless hellscape nightmares that emerge from this Armok-forsaken land

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I love DF succession runs. Dwarf me in the next wave, please!

Windy Skunk
Jun 15, 2012
Add me to the dwarfing list! I'd prefer a cook or a tavern keeper.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dorf meeeeee! My preferences include being female and useful crafting. Carpenter, mason, bower, weaponsmith, something useful. Something likely to land an artifact. I don't mind churning out bone crossbows or granite mugs for eternity. Scholar or priest would be okay too.


e: Attn Overseers: Bone crossbows are real good BTW, assuming you have a big pile of bones you don't need. Masterpiece crossbows fire like a bloody machine gun. The damage depends on the bolt, but the rate of fire depends on the quality (but not material) of the bow. Bone is much lighter than metal, so easier for the weaklings in the archery squads and/or hunters to haul around. If there is a failing of light crossbows, it is that they aren't as good at being hammers when the archer runs out of bolts and inexplicably decides to run up and hit the enemy with his bow. But how often does that happen?

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 9, 2018

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I'd love to be a dwarf chef.

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle
Yo, dwarf me! Maybe a soldier?

I love reading these threads and they always make me want to install the game to try it out, but I never quite get there.

Epsilon Moonshade
Nov 22, 2016

Not an excellent host.

Maybe this one will last longer than the last one I followed. :allears:

I'll ask for a dwarfing as well; maybe an armorsmith. Or a doctor, to go along with my avatar. :v:

I'm... not too picky.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Would love to be dwarfed!

idhrendur
Aug 20, 2016

Dwarf me.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
I'm in. Any adult dwarf will suffice.
Please use my old forum name "Air is lava!". For some reason it fits better.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




I would like to be any non-noble dwarf

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
Set me up as a Doktor Dorf. I'll be so good that even if I kill my patient, they'll still get up.

Edit: Woops, just noticed doctor's picked. Just set me up as any adult dead Dorf walking.

ashnjack fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Mar 10, 2018

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Sign me up for any dwarf.

geri_khan
May 16, 2009

Fucking blocks... I'm gonna climb the shit outta you!
Dorf me as anything!

That is, anything interesting.

OK, uninteresting would suffice.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




A small update, but the seasonal change is a good breakpoint.

13 Felsite
With Megane on hand, A Bad Place has killed the first ram. Everybody holds their breath in anticipation.


14 Felsite
A Bad Place successfully killed the ram and butchered it before the corpse rose. The ram’s wool got up and attacked, but Megane easily bit it to death. A Bad Place was also able to tan the skin before IT attacked, so all went well. The great slaughter begins. Just in case, I have ordered the miners to dig an appropriate place for a kitchen, so DivineCoffeeBinge can turn the meat into stews and roasts.

1 Hematite
Summer has arrived. The slaughter is going smoothly, although Megane has racked up a disturbing kill list. She’s now killed six undead.

Not all the news is grim. Besides her culinary talents, DivineCoffeBinge has taken up the jewler’s arts. This mountain is a treasure trove of fine gems, and there is, of course, this maginificent volcano that haunts my dreams. With a trade depot constructed, and our immediate needs satisfied, I turn to more important matters.

gbuchold
Oct 7, 2007

We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom.
Pillbug
Dorf me when possible! Preferably a no-skill Peasant or other undesireable.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Dorf me please! I can be a useful dorf, or worthless, either is great!

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Dwarf me please - although I thought a Google form was the standard way to do dwarfing requests these days, to minimise thread spam.

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
Dorf me please.

Oh boy another df thread. :allears:

Telum
Apr 17, 2013

I am protector of the innocent! I am the light in the darkness! I am truth! Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

Dwarf me please! Doesn't matter what profession.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




15 Hematite
I was assisting with the butcher when I was attacked by the wool of an ewe. I dispatched it easily, and there was much satisfaction.

25 Hematite
Gah! A murder of zombie ravens is murdering our dogs!

3 Malachite
Megane has dispatched all but one of the ravens, with the last one flying out of reach. She returns to station near the butchery.


7 Malachite
One of the dead dogs attacked today. Megane casually put it down.

8 Malachite
Dwarves appear on the horizon. It appears to be members of the prospecting group come looking for us. They will be a good addition to our workforce, as nothing they might have found compares to here.

They are
Osroct, a ranger and dancer

His wife, Facebook Aunt

theshim

mercenarynuker


Apart from osroct, they are fisherfolk, which we have no use for here. Osroct will serve as a soldier. Facebook Aunt will take up the jewler’s trade, theshim will make a fine engineer, and mercenarynuker will carve bones. Assuming we can find any bones that aren’t attacking us, of course.

Gnoman fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 10, 2018

Jamsque
May 31, 2009
Dwarf me please

Fumbles
Mar 22, 2013

Can I get a reroll?

Oooh ground floor on a new DF thread! Please dwarf me, I want to see in what horrible ways I get mangled.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gnoman posted:

His wife, Facebook Aunt

Their son theshim


LOL I worship 5 gods, really covering all my bases there. Makes sense that I'm pretty religious, considering that I'm 46 and have a 40 year old son. :iit:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Facebook Aunt posted:

LOL I worship 5 gods, really covering all my bases there. Makes sense that I'm pretty religious, considering that I'm 46 and have a 40 year old son. :iit:

holy what

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Facebook Aunt posted:

LOL I worship 5 gods, really covering all my bases there. Makes sense that I'm pretty religious, considering that I'm 46 and have a 40 year old son. :iit:

That's what I get for skimming the descriptions. That was an error that I have now fixed.

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StrangeAeon
Jul 11, 2011


Dwarf Me, if you please! Doctor of some sort is preferred, but I'll take anything.

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