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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Thread bookmarked with extreme prejudice.

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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


What does OASIS do that the Metaverse didn't, anyway?

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


chitoryu12 posted:

It's actually called the Limerick (as a proper noun) by the gunters.

I had to compose limericks for a class in fifth grade and that is not a loving limerick.

So somehow they still teach Latin in this pathetic excuse for a future but not a common and memorable form of poetry. :mediocre:

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


This is making me want to write more Shark Puncher.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED



Oh hey it's that one alien from Galaxy Quest.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Oh no, what unseen peril will now obstruct Ser Parzival of Neckbearde on his quest and what feats of rote memory and munchkinism will carry him past it? :nallears:

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Yond Cassius posted:

This could be an interesting Chekov in the hands of a better author.

The book is full of Chekhov's guns but every one of them gets pawned for meth money.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Dave Syndrome posted:

...but where Cline gets "Victorian mansion" is a mystery to me.

IIRC there's a line in Snow Crash about Victorian houses on tank treads, but I don't think it's a reference to that.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


chitoryu12 posted:

The next ten minutes played out like the climax of a John Woo movie. One of the ones starring Chow Yun Fat, like Hard Boiled or The Killer. I switched both of my guns to autofire and held down the triggers as I moved from one room to the next, mowing down every NPC in my path. The guards returned fire, but their bullets pinged harmlessly off my armor. I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip.

A John Woo movie starring Chow Yun-fat, according to somebody who has clearly never watched a John Woo movie starring Chow Yun-fat.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


nerdz posted:

John woo is barely 80s too

You don't know John Woo movies either. :sad:

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Solumin posted:

The whole Glock thing is extremely cyberpunk

Julius Deane's sawed-off .357 with grimy tape on the grips and lead azide explosive handloads was cyberpunk. Wade's Vend-A-Glock is just shameful.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


chitoryu12 posted:

WADE THAT'S NOT HOW GENDER WORKS

My gut tells me the big twist about Aech was added after the initial drafts and this is to minimize the amount of rewriting Cline had to do.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Mel Mudkiper posted:

whats really shameful is that no one in the big robot war thought to pick Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Did anyone pick BattleTech? Because if not, that's just :sad:

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Paingod556 posted:

it was a 90s cartoon

Is this a joke? I really hope this is a joke.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


I feel like what this really needs is Gunter S. Thompson.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


chitoryu12 posted:

What should we have the IOI goons use?

Cheap Inner Sphere mechs. :colbert:

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


chitoryu12 posted:

Art3mis favors the pulse rifle from Aliens, for example.

Please tell me it sounds authentic.

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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Clipperton posted:

this is the angriest ive ever been itt

:mad::hf::mad:

Seriously, how hard would it have been to get that right?

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