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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The needle demands blood. Hail Satan.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Put your faith in the needle brothers and sisters. It will free you from the mortal realm.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

axeil posted:

HERETIC! THE NEEDLE KNOWS ALL!

We must have displeased The Needle. What can we do to appease its anger?

Praise Satan and his prophet the Needle of Doom.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

bollig posted:

I hate this. They are doing this on purpose.

Do not lose faith in the needle. The needle knows all.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The needle shall free us of wanting.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Fellow followers of the Needle, we can help push it leftward with our Praises.

Praise be to the Needle.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The false prophet with a creepy face seeks praise for himself. Do not fall for false idols. Worship only the needle.

really he's just hedging his bets: he's right and awesome if he wins or a poor persecuted white male if he loses.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The needle has been inside us the while time sisters and brothers.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Death matters not for the needle for it shall rise again.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Crow Jane posted:

The world is dark and cold without Needle

The Needle shall return have faith friend.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


PRAISE BE THE NEEDLE EVEN IN DEATH IT PROTECTS US

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Alter Ego posted:

Lead is a little over a thousand votes now. What's left?

The only thing left is praising the fallen needle.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hail Satan

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


The libertarian candidate likely took R votes.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

...is...it over...?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Even in death the needle delivers salvation.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Uncle Wemus posted:

requesting current status of blue wave

Grab a surf board.

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