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Wormskull posted:In America you have to pay them for that, depending on your job. just smash a toe with a box of printer paper when nobody is looking and say it was stacked wrong and sue
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I had a computer chair when I was in junior high that I farted in for 17 hours a day to the point where it would still smell like farts hours after I had stopped farting and when my brother played Goldeneye with his friends the loser had to smell the seat Winning.
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Len posted:My chair at work won't stay up so I spend 8 hours a day sitting nearly shoulder level with my entirely too tall desk. The office manager is supposed to do things like order new chairs when that happens but since in the coming months they're remodeling the office she refuses. It's been loving my shoulder up for months now. what if he was shouting gently caress yo chair nigga darkness charlie murphy instead of the couch line we all know an d love
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Wormskull posted:Winning. #lifegoals
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I had a computer chair when I was in junior high that I farted in for 17 hours a day to the point where it would still smell like farts hours after I had stopped farting and when my brother played Goldeneye with his friends the loser had to smell the seat Lmfao.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I had a computer chair when I was in junior high that I farted in for 17 hours a day to the point where it would still smell like farts hours after I had stopped farting and when my brother played Goldeneye with his friends the loser had to smell the seat lmao
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Mar 27, 2018 00:31
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the Imp Zone forcing someone to smell your butt meme back in full force.
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lol it was one of those cheap computer seats that are like $50 at Staples and it has like a random crosshatch pattern on top for some reason that material did a really good job at keeping the farts in for whatever reason. if my father bought a leather computer chair instead, those Goldeneye matches wouldn't have been half as exciting. there definitely wouldn't have been as much screaming after a loss
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Ah yes, we had the IKEA version in my first apartment after college, the Färtskriimr.
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Bicyclops posted:Ah yes, we had the IKEA version in my first apartment after college, the Färtskriimr. lmao
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Mar 27, 2018 01:23
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uncle at nintendo continues to be the best gamer
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I don't know about that. My backlog is so big that games I've been meaning to play already have HD remasters
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Mar 27, 2018 02:42
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I don't know about that. My backlog is so big that games I've been meaning to play already have HD remasters it both sucks and owns that video games have reached novel level in that you can spend your entire life enjoying them and you will never spend as much time completing and fully understanding them as much as you want.
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sector_corrector posted:uncle at nintendo continues to be the best gamer Definitely this year's Best New Poster which is a solid followup to Major Isoor last year
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goferchan posted:Definitely this year's Best New Poster which is a solid followup to Major Isoor last year 
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I think I gave Uncle at Nintendo some poo poo for the OP of the PS3 hack thread but he’s proven himself to be a powerful poster since then
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I think I gave Uncle at Nintendo some poo poo for the OP of the PS3 hack thread but he’s proven himself to be a powerful poster since then
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I think I gave Uncle at Nintendo some poo poo for the OP of the PS3 hack thread but he’s proven himself to be a powerful poster since then retard strength is notoriously powerful, yes
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FactsAreUseless posted:He also never found the chocobo in FF9 but it just adds to his posting brand you made me remeber this and now im pissed off again
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Mar 27, 2018 20:16
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absolutely anything posted:you made me remeber this and now im pissed off again
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He tried to use gysahl greens in Chocobo's Forest, then stepped outside and couldn't tell the chocobo tracks were a different texture so he just gave up and never tried again. His explanation were that the tracks weren't to scale. A real chocobo would be much smaller.
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it didn't help things that the geshtal greens were used for other things in the game too. There's also a town where there's a chocobo just hanging out at the top of the town (I think it's called Deya or some poo poo, the town with the guy who has a scarecrow and corn field and has been blocking a treasure chest for the whole game) and talking to the chocobo does nothing im on disc 4 now and never heard the chocobo theme in this game. I'll have to listen to it on YouTube.
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it turns out the Uncle at Nintendo is actually the least privy to game secrets and easter eggs.
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is this in the final fanty thread i dont read? i need to see the posts where this happens
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Bicyclops posted:it turns out the Uncle at Nintendo is actually the least privy to game secrets and easter eggs. Actually I found out the Easter egg in Mortal Kombat 2 for the SNES where motaro jumps up and down on the Acclaim logo and smashes it up. Except I was at a friend's house when I discovered it, and I figured out the wrong way to do it. For some reason the Easter egg showed up by having the super scope receiver plugged in (in reality the trick was just to hold L and R when turning on the game but obviously none of us knew that at the time) So i said out loud that I was gonna write to EGM to tell them the trick and my friend started flipping out saying that it was his house and his game and system and super scope receiver so he should be the one who gets to write to EGM. I told him to huff my farts and I was gonna write the letter. The third friend that was at the house when this went down came over to my house the next day and told me some story about my friend crying to him that I was going to write the letter and that it was a violation of our friendship and he felt really betrayed by me. This turned out to be complete bullshit by the 3rd friend as HE was trying to be the one to get the letter to EGM as well three lifelong friends completely torn apart conspiring against one another Quentin Terrentino style over a chance at winning a free Turbo Touch 360° and it wasn't even the right code
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trying to jack off posted:is this in the final fanty thread i dont read? i need to see the posts where this happens Read the final fanty thread
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trying to jack off posted:is this in the final fanty thread i dont read? i need to see the posts where this happens
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:So i said out loud that I was gonna write to EGM to tell them the trick and my friend started flipping out saying that it was his house and his game and system and super scope receiver so he should be the one who gets to write to EGM. I told him to huff my farts and I was gonna write the letter. The third friend that was at the house when this went down came over to my house the next day and told me some story about my friend crying to him that I was going to write the letter and that it was a violation of our friendship and he felt really betrayed by me. This turned out to be complete bullshit by the 3rd friend as HE was trying to be the one to get the letter to EGM as well
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FactsAreUseless posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793125&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=61 lmfao
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:it didn't help things that the geshtal greens were used for other things in the game too. Gysahl greens. Gestahl is the emperor from 6. Topic Locked
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Gysahl greens. Gestahl is the emperor from 6. Topic Locked  You can download it at the bottom of this page: https://www.fantasyanime.com/finalfantasy/ff6/ff6downloads.htm
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FactsAreUseless posted:Found this while looking for an FF3 screenshot to post in response to this. lol. every once in awhile i decide to play Dragon Warrior and don't realize I accidentally loaded the ROM where the weapons are all like DILDO and VIBRATOR and the princess is a nudie sprite until i hit like level 3 killing slimes and i'm like "do i want to spend ten minutes killing slimes again or just continue mashing the A button and try to see where they stuck the word BOOBS in the Dragon Lord's dialog.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Actually I found out the Easter egg in Mortal Kombat 2 for the SNES where motaro jumps up and down on the Acclaim logo and smashes it up. Except I was at a friend's house when I discovered it, and I figured out the wrong way to do it. For some reason the Easter egg showed up by having the super scope receiver plugged in (in reality the trick was just to hold L and R when turning on the game but obviously none of us knew that at the time) lmao
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like, i've never actually gotten to the point where you save the princess, because if they don't replace "Dost thou love me?" with "WIllst thou gently caress me?" i'm just going to be disappointed and quit, and i'm not prepared for that.
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I had a worm light.
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Wormskull posted:I had a worm light. Username / post combo
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:it didn't help things that the geshtal greens were used for other things in the game too. There's also a town where there's a chocobo just hanging out at the top of the town (I think it's called Deya or some poo poo, the town with the guy who has a scarecrow and corn field and has been blocking a treasure chest for the whole game) and talking to the chocobo does nothing gysahl greens theyre called gysahl greens and the otwn is called dali and that guy is an old grandma. the chest has an elixir in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I.N.R.I posted:gysahl greens theyre called gysahl greens and the otwn is called dali and that guy is an old grandma. the chest has an elixir in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how the gently caress do i get to the chest? (no "very carefully" or "figures you wouldn't know how to get to a chest" jokes please)
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