Have I been lied to my entire life or what

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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I HAVE GOUT posted:

Theres no evidence that soy turns u into a soyboy. But, asians eat soy and they have tiny dicks, no height to them, no muscles, ugly faces, and can only see in widescreen. So its best to steer clear of the soy just to be safe.

what the gently caress

# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:20

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# ? May 7, 2024 10:37

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

lowtax threads continue to bring out the best in YOSPOS

# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:24

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

yo lowtax plz namechange me to Dixie Cretin Soyman

# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:45

Rock Puncher: Jul 26, 2014

+1 for Soy Dicked Cretin

# ? Mar 16, 2018 05:57

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Condiv posted:

i like the sarah lee operating system. it's much better than linus

Your Operating System is a Plate of Sweets

# ? Mar 16, 2018 08:10

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

this is now a soulja Boy Tell em thread.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 08:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

~Coxy posted:

Your Operating System is a Plate of Sweets

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:35

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

yo lowtax plz namechange me to Dixie Cretin Soyman

this actually works??

holy shitballs

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:40

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

Wait wait, i have been rused.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:41

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

soy is pretty good. at least everyone has to like plain old soy sauce, but soy beans are nifty by themselves too

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:49

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

soy is real good

tbh that and wasabi might be my favourite part of eatin sushi

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:56

Stick Insect: Oct 24, 2010; My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

Ketjap Krew :cool:

# ? Mar 16, 2018 10:00

Ema Nymton: Apr 26, 2008; the place where I come from
is a small town; Buglord

Lowtax posted:

Is it "nobody does it like Sarah Lee" or "nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee" is this what if feels like to take the blue pill

The genius who came up with this slogan knew that it could be heard as both. I hope he got a raise.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 13:59

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

not a fan of soy sauce personally, and now that i think about it i'm not sure i've tried solid soy in any form

# ? Mar 16, 2018 14:04

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

miso is pretty good if ypu want an easy broth, is that soy?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 14:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yes, it's fermented soy paste

# ? Mar 16, 2018 14:32

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

infernal machines posted:

yes, it's fermented soy paste

lowtax, belay that namechange, now i want to be Dixie Cretin Fermented Soy Paste
ofc i understand this may be too long to accommodate until the forums upgrade, luckily that should be any day now

# ? Mar 16, 2018 14:57

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

AtomD posted:

soy is real good

tbh that and wasabi might be my favourite part of eatin sushi

you are eating bad sushi

# ? Mar 16, 2018 15:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Wulfolme posted:

some of the internet decided people werent allowed to say human being anymore but the rest of the internet still wanted to so they made a codephrase

good thing we named a subforum for it!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 15:16

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

So can we get the forum name changed back to YOSPOS?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 15:44

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:09

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

indigi posted:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU

soulja boy tell em

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:26

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

soy

boy

tl note: soy means i am

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:55

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

your organic soy is a piece of poo poo

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Share Bear posted:

soy

boy

tl note: soy means i am

just according to plan*

*translators note: �plan� is spanish for �plan�

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:01

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

lowtax you have been lied to your entire life

but thanks for keeping the lights on in this dead soyboy forum

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:02

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

indigi posted:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XvgAzOR5lo

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:02

Ator: Oct 1, 2005

what a funny joke. no wonder SA is flourishing. under lowtax's brilliant leadership

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:21

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

qntm posted:

SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:04

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

soyboy bithc

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:27

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

yo soy boy

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:03

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

a whole day and no one has made a soyboy gang tag, shameful

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:00

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Wulfolme posted:

some of the internet decided people werent allowed to say human being anymore but the rest of the internet still wanted to so they made a codephrase

a better summary is; not being a huge (in several senses of the word) white supremacist sure is a bit, you know, ~touchy-feely~, surely it is down to the majority of people using a splash of soy sauce in their stew or whatever, lets call them soyboys!

it is not slang for anything other than the ~others~ being ~different~, and the forums can stay this name forever for all i care

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:56

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

if we don't get our proper name back soon I'm gonna have a panic attack

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:00

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

this ain't the 'pos anymore

ur in the 'boy now

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:34

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

nanh thats dumb

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:34

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

sned the soytop

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so yeah, men being feminized by soy... that was the conspiracy

then it turned out infowars "supplements" are like 70% soy, and well, there goes that theory.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 22:20

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

yospos no soy boy marinara

soy el capitan

# ? Mar 16, 2018 22:43

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

soy jaime

# ? Mar 16, 2018 22:46

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