Have I been lied to my entire life or what

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

�yo quiero soy!

...

por lo tanto, soy

# ? Mar 16, 2018 23:21

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:55

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

axolotl farmer posted:

yospos no soy boy marinara

soy el capitan

# ? Mar 17, 2018 00:39

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i'm sort of worried that lowtax is going to do a donald trump and delete yospos to prove that he's still tough or whatever.

I have never been tough or tried to prove that, why would I start now

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:14

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I just read they fed a sick dog to a snapping turtle. That's bad rear end

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:15

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I'm spending my Friday night watching a bunch of boy scouts take off their clothes inside a school bus to appease their milf scout leader and her twisted desires to irritate bees

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:18

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

They're going to remove a section of my spine on the 28th and then do a bone graft or some poo poo and put a loving metal hinge on my spine and it's gonna take like six weeks to recover and when I do I swear to God I will never again take my ability to sit in a chair for granted

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:23

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Im going to feed my vertebrae to a snapping turtle, owned

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:24

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

You will soon be able to gift people SA Mold which is basically a $20 a month feature where I promise to never feed your spine to a snapping turtle. If you fail to renew the deal each month though, all bets are off

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:26

Farmdizzle: May 26, 2009; Hagel satan; Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

They're going to remove a section of my spine on the 28th and then do a bone graft or some poo poo and put a loving metal hinge on my spine

i think you're looking for the cyberpunk thread

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:27

taco_fox: Dec 14, 2005

Lowtax can we send you a get well card for your recovery? We'll all sign it

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:28

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

taco_fox posted:

Lowtax can we send you a get well card for your recovery? We'll all sign it

There's like a federal law against defacing money and I don't want you to go to jail

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:30

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > possy nossy

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:31

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I've been doing some intense market research and have come to the conclusion the #1 service most people want here for a monthly fee is a guarantee I will not give pieces of their vertebrae to snapping turtles. #2 was "more features / functionality"

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:33

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

#3 was Desmond Howard

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:34

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Wow, nice spine. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it. *Glances at a turtle*

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:35

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Salt Fish posted:

Wow, nice spine. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it. *Glances at a turtle*

Remind me in 700 days when I'm healthy enough to get out of loving bed and sit in a loving chair long enough to change your name to "Glances at Turtle"

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so... what are you doing with the leftover spine then?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:43

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

hey siri,

Lowtax posted:

Remind me in 700 days when I'm healthy enough to get out of loving bed and sit in a loving chair long enough to change your name to "Glances at Turtle"

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:53

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

Rex-Goliath posted:

hey siri,

possy nossy

# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:58

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Lowtax posted:

Remind me in 700 days when I'm healthy enough to get out of loving bed and sit in a loving chair long enough to change your name to "Glances at Turtle"

Sometimes I feel this is God's revenge for inadvertently making me the best at Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball

# ? Mar 17, 2018 06:01

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

infernal machines posted:

so... what are you doing with the leftover spine then?

a stunning gift to all my friends from Melmac

# ? Mar 17, 2018 06:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the Alf one or the dinner wear one?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 06:33

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

with my tight toned back ill walk directly from the standing desk job at age 41 and into the grand canyon once deemed to old for try hard innovationorty leveraged busquick

# ? Mar 17, 2018 07:01

I blame Disney: Sep 30, 2016; They know what they did

Lowtax posted:

I just read they fed a sick dog to a snapping turtle. That's bad rear end

There is nothing bad rear end about being mean to dogs

Nature sucks, biology sucks, I can't wait for everything to become robots

# ? Mar 17, 2018 07:27

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

lowtaxs skeleton sounds like a real rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 17, 2018 07:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Lowtax posted:

#3 was Desmond Howard

shoot yeah. used to watch him play for u of m. good poo poo.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 10:24

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Farmdizzle posted:

i think you're looking for the cyberpunk thread

its only cyberpunk if the new spine is also a hard drive than contains secret plans or something to do with virtual reality.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 11:41

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

is there a position u can be suspended in that doesnt hurt like poo poo? i think i would lose my mind if i had to lay around all day for that long. at least its winter now so ur not missing much by not being able to move around

# ? Mar 17, 2018 13:57

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Sweevo posted:

its only cyberpunk if the new spine is also a hard drive than contains secret plans or something to do with virtual reality.

it contains the VRML code for the next version of the forums

# ? Mar 17, 2018 14:24

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

SO DEMANDING posted:

it contains the VRML code for the next version of the forums

dibs on the red cone for my avatar

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:54

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

tell those doctors to stop halfassing it and give you the full metallic endoskeleton.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 15:59

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

AtomD posted:

lowtaxs skeleton sounds like a real rear end in a top hat

are we sure its not a cunning plan by his skeleton to escape his body?

maybe it tricked a doctor into smuggling it out piece by piece. next year it'll be a tibia that needs to leave.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:06

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

stop making fun of my bones

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:09

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Lowtax posted:

stop making fun of my boners

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:13

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Lowtax posted:

stop making fun of my bones

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:15

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Mo_Steel posted:

are we sure its not a cunning plan by his skeleton to escape his body?

Bonus Eruptus

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:16

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

if we're paying for a monthly service how much to apply the ~~yospos~~ soyboy css to all forums for all users?

alternately, a powershell css; nice blue background with white text

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 17, 2018

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:20

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lowtax has soybones

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lol. who's paying monthly now?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:30

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Shaggar posted:

lowtax has soybones

# ? Mar 17, 2018 16:31

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