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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Sagebrush posted:

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush posted:

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

Let me out I'm claustrophobic :(

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




r u ready to WALK posted:

Let me out I'm claustrophobic :(

The skeleton is your house. If you leave your house you will die.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Good luck with your surgery mr. low tax!

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

what about your stomach brain, it's not inside your skeleton

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Have a safe respinening forums dad

Shaman Linavi
Apr 3, 2012

sad i missed the last gaming garbage livestream of forever

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

is it true that lowtax died during spine surgery? rip.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
recover in peace, cyborg.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
rest in peace, lowtax. see you in Bad People Heaven (hell)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Bad People Heaven

:waycool:


:stonk:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
how long does it take to replace a dude's spine anyway

i want to know if lowtax is okay

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Sham bam bamina! posted:

rest in peace, lowtax. see you in Bad People Heaven (hell)

lol

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Poor Lowtax, thought of Sara Lee and died.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Saw you're posting and passed away.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Foo Diddley posted:

how long does it take to replace a dude's spine anyway

i want to know if lowtax is okay

Probably at least a few hours. It's not like an oil change, you gotta take some extra bolts off the spine first.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


it is legit astonishing to me that we can rip out large segments of a person's spine and have them be mostly ok for the experience

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/somethingawful/status/979465830508433413

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I can’t believe there isn’t a dick drawn on his face in that photo

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

why is lowtax’s grandpa in the hospital?

:confused:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
why the throat wound is my main question.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
maybe they sewed his head back on backwards

:ohdear:

Shaman Linavi
Apr 3, 2012

it was probably like jenga or something and they had to cut a hole in the front to shove everything out the back

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



might as well get some body work done while your in the shop v:shobon:v

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



also congrats on your streamlining, hope the stuff heals nicely and maybe you have some cool scars after

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
since you've hit your deductible go hog wild and get all the medical care? :shepspends:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


can’t keep a good man off Twitter

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Mo_Steel posted:

since you've hit your deductible go hog wild and get all the medical care? :shepspends:

i had a coworker that has carpal tunnel surgery and then got a bunch of dental work etc hed been putting off done among other stuff

get that sick nip tuck maybe get a second spine for later and add another leg for kickstand jokes

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

get a second spine

hell yes just like lieutenant worf.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Agile Vector posted:

i had a coworker that has carpal tunnel surgery and then got a bunch of dental work etc hed been putting off done among other stuff

get that sick nip tuck maybe get a second spine for later and add another leg for kickstand jokes

gently caress!!! i should have done this when I had my cancerous fuckin thyroid out last year

pram
Jun 10, 2001

akadajet posted:

can’t keep a good man off Twitter

lol

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
put the extra spine in his dick

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

akadajet posted:

can’t keep a good man off Twitter

Wow he really is addicted to Twitter :smith:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
you can take the spine out of the man but you can't take the man out of the spine

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

just realized ur most recent ban is topical and it made me laugh really hard. such amazing forethought!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

obstipator posted:

just realized ur most recent ban is topical and it made me laugh really hard. such amazing forethought!

:aaaaa:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

obstipator posted:

just realized ur most recent ban is topical and it made me laugh really hard. such amazing forethought!
lomarf

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

obstipator posted:

just realized ur most recent ban is topical and it made me laugh really hard. such amazing forethought!

:perfect:

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homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Please go back on The Dick Show, Lowertax.

Be a guest regular there

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