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The Denver Broncos need an inspiring QB, possessing both skill and determination. For the 40th pick of the draft we select Johnny QB Stanford University https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8KGT9mdN1Y
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Mar 30, 2018 23:42
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The Raiders skip their pick and defer to Amy Pole Her and the Dolphins.
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The Miami dolphins select Donatello, WR, Sewer University AND LIKE THEY DID IN 2008 MIAMI DRAFTS THE ENTIRE NINJA TURTLE FAMILY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rUmKRTU8lI
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Mar 31, 2018 18:16
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As I said before, the Patriots main goal is to release some of dead weight off our roster. So we are releasing Rob Gronkowski and drafting Scooby-Doo, Coolsville High, TE . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG6KtW1cC0 I'm sure he won't run away from everyone and will be a fantastic blocking tight end.
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Are Scooby Snacks on the TB12 plan? Quiet Feet and the Redskins are on the clock.
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Um um..uh panic pick! The 'skins take Lucy Van Pelt, Holder, Backyard Pickup Game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055wFyO6gag Pros: Will work for peanuts Cons: Is literally a little girl. No kicker has successfully kicked a ball she's held
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Apr 1, 2018 03:31
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A bit of a surprise shocker, that two players from Peanuts U picked so high in the draft, but you never know where this draft will lead us. Erainor and the Pack have the next pick.
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Quiet Feet posted:Um um..uh panic pick! The 'skins take Lucy Van Pelt, Holder, Backyard Pickup Game Dammit, I knew I should have made her my second pick.
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 Minions, Unknown School, All Positions In the Second Round, the new General Manager wants to get as many bodies as possible. The best way to do that is by selecting the Minions. The Packers get a lot of value since there are always more hiding in the wings. Pros: Lots of Bodies to throw at any Problem, Multiple Positions played Cons: Prone to helping the opponents as much as own team.
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Skipping two teams, the Chargers and Afterbirth Aftermath are next.
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Let's face it, Rivers' days are limited. The Chargers want to add a guy who can throw bolts of lightning and channel electricity, so they choose: The Chargers Rushzone guy, Failed Marketing University 
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The Indy Colts fix their pick, and select Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Saftey out of Androscoggin College  He once beat Dartmouth by intercepting a pass. They didn't have a chance, little Androscoggin College against the Big Green, but there was this blizzard and we held then nothing-nothing till the last twenty seconds.Then this great passer of theirs let one go... Athanatos fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Athanatos posted:The Indy Colts fix their pick, and select Same as Zimbomonkey, I'm not very familar with MASH. Is there a pic or video of him playing football? While we wait and see, Incompetent and the Cowboys are up.
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Apr 2, 2018 01:59
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Time to win the draft again. The Dallas Cowboys select Plank, Peach Creek Jr. High 
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Silly Burrito posted:Same as Zimbomonkey, I'm not very familar with MASH. Is there a pic or video of him playing football? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6eYjus_Olc
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incompetent posted:Time to win the draft again.  "Supposedly the Cowboys were Plank's first choice. He said he'd love to work with Dak Prescott." "Well that's not something you see everyday." "What's that?" "A draft board that's high on a team's player." "Do ho ho ho ho" "Hey what position does he play anyway?" "Does it matter? He's a depth signing." "How so?" "Word is they're drafting him to shore up the bench." "Do ho ho ho ho"
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Apr 2, 2018 03:28
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Thank you kindly, it has been added. Android Apocalypse and the Lions are up.
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Detroit could use some help in their special teams, so the Lions select Pigeon, ST, Bird State https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxWuSzwTE94\ Fastest 40 time in the draft.
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Skipping the Ravens, the Bills and Acebuckeye13 are up!
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With the 53rd overall selection, the Buffalo Bills select Dash Parr, Wide Receiver, Kropp Memorial Junior High School
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Dash Parr played track and field, not football, buddy! Unless there's a scene of him in the trailer of 2 of him playing football or something.
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seiferguy posted:Dash Parr played track and field, not football, buddy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWt0-dy3s4E&t=30s 
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Works for me! All that speed, but can he go through a table? Skipping the Chiefs, the Panthers and Zimbomonkey are up.
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Unless we do a UDFA round, I'm not going to probably draft again. I wouldn't mind snagging another team because I keep remembering random fictional players. drat, I completely forgot about this scene.
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seiferguy posted:Unless we do a UDFA round, I'm not going to probably draft again. I wouldn't mind snagging another team because I keep remembering random fictional players. We may do one if there is interest, but if you've got a few players you want to see drafted, grab another team or two with TBDs on the first page and have at it!
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Alright, if that's the case I'll keep it in the NFCW family and co-own the Arizona Cardinals. With the 15th pick, Arizona selects God, QB, Universe University  Pros: omniscient, all knowing, poweful. Cons: tends to be an locker room cancer and has suggested to teammates that they should try stabbing their kids, noting that "don't worry, it'll work out in the end." God has stated that he looks forward to playing the Packers so that he can prove to Aaron Rodgers that he does indeed care about the outcome of football games. --- With the 47th pick, The Arizona Cardinals select Rod Tidwell, WR, the Arizona Cardinals.  How does a team draft from itself? No idea. Either way, due to being drafted, Tidwell's eligibility is reset and he is considered a rookie again. He will be paid as such and we will not be "showing him the money."
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In that spirit, I'll go ahead and claim the Atlanta Falcons as well. With pick 26, realizing that Matt Ryan will get them nowhere fast, the Falcons decide to draft for youth and keep it in the family. And while Jeff George may be a real person, Too Much Mustard's unnamed fictional son is not (That may be Jr, that may be not, who knows? TMM's Jeff George has many kids). So they proudly draft: Jeff George's Unnamed Son, Future QB, Go Deep U  If Zimbomonkey doesn't select by tonight, the Buffalo Bills and Acebuckeye13 are up next. Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Fine, I’ll take ownership of the Chiefs. With the 54th overall selection, the Kansas City Chiefs select the Earth-2 Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger who wasn’t offsides, DE, Notre Dame. https://youtu.be/ve_1DvNy5Vs
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Silly Burrito posted:In that spirit, I'll go ahead and claim the Atlanta Falcons as well. http://fightingillini.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=6507 The real JG Jr. Looks just as cool.
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Athanatos posted:http://fightingillini.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=6507 That mullet...gatdamn. I legitimately did not know that the real Jeff George had a kid old enough to play QB in college.
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With the 56th pick in the NFL Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Guy Gardner, Linebacker, University of Michigan
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The Bucs take Johnny Utah, QB out of Ohio State with their 1st round pick.
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With no current Titans owner, the Atlanta Falcons are next, and could use a TE, so they decide to reach a bit for their pick and select: Tim Teballoon, TE, TMMU  Teballoon is known for bringing a much needed dynamic presence, although he tends to get gassed towards the end of a game. He can sail high above defenders to make the catch, but his arm and hand strength are questionable. Jacksonville may regret letting this fan favorite float away. By letting the Saints get Alvin Kamara last year, the San Francisco 49ers and Vincent Van Goatse are up next, while Athanatos can make the next Bucs pick whenever.
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With the 59th pick, the San Francisco 49ers select Tecmo Bo, RB, University of Nintendo. Who better to anchor the Niners' ground game than the greatest fictional runningback in history? It's absolutely shocking he fell this far, but I'm not gonna complain about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0
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No Steelers, no Jags? No problem. Minnesota Vikings and Dubious: Go!
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The Vikings are looking to the future on this pick, and expect to have their new QB ready near the end of Kirk Cousin's contract by drafting Paul "Wrecking" Crewe, QB, Citrus State 
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Only two picks left in this draft! New England Patriots and sweet geek swag: Show Me What You Got
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The Patriots are still cutting dead weight, which is why we are cutting known bad quarterback Tom Brady and drafting Bart Simpson, QB, Springfield Grade School. https://youtu.be/_oil2INwurE It is quite clear that coach Simpson clearly preferred Bart over Nelson Muntz, so it seems strange that the Colts chose him. I anticipate Bart being a strong addition to our roster, assuming he recovers from that injury of course.
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