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What the hell, sign me up for the Eagles.
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Silly Burrito posted:Done. Cool. Gimme the Cowboys so I can run them into the ground.
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Mar 25, 2018 16:11
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Silly Burrito posted:Taken but feel free to ruin another franchise. Let's go Giants then. Edit: poo poo I'll do the 'skins too if nobody wants them. Already have the Giants pick ready unless someone comes in last minute. Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Mar 25, 2018 |
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Mar 25, 2018 20:10
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With the 2nd pick in the 2018 NFL Mock Draft, the New York Giants select, Hamton J. Pig, Center, Acme Looniversity Pros: Multi-sport athlete who also took up boxing. Cons: Weighs less than a golden retriever.
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Mar 25, 2018 21:16
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The Washington Racistnames with the 12th overall pick in the draft select Swivelhips Smith, WR, Taxidermy Tech   Pros: Natural athlete with excellent hands. Physical runner with an excellent stiffarm. Cons: Propensity for showboating. Haunted by rumors of special treatment and bribes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1z26twsoY&t=98s
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Mar 27, 2018 19:55
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Erainor posted:The new General Manager is scouring all available talent. After losing out on Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Packers select This kid has no real talent and has been pounding luck potion to get where he is. When his eyes fall out and his nostrils close up in three years, the pack is gonna regret this one hard.
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Mar 28, 2018 13:53
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sweet geek swag posted:So the main priority for the Patriots, is to have enough cap space to pick up whatever castoff receivers, running backs and defensive backs that other teams cut. So we need to get leaner in some of the more disposable positions. Our kicker, Stephen Gostkowski, is a solid veteran with a proven record. But a veteran commands a veterans salary, which we cannot afford. Therefore we are drafting Charlie (Chuck) Brown, Backyard Pickup Game, K as our first round pick for the 2018 draft. The 'skins 2nd-rounder! My draft board is ruined! 
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Mar 30, 2018 02:31
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The Philadelphia Eagles with the 32nd overall pick in the draft select Bones Jackson, RB, Midway Monsters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WVuHpsUig Pros: Clear standout in both football and hockey. Incredible speed and agility due to lack of cumbersome flesh and organs. No ligaments means no ligament tears. Cons: Underweight for position. Commitment to football questionable. Uncertainty whether the dead can even legally play professional football.
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Mar 30, 2018 02:54
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The New York Football Giants with the 34th overall pick in the draft select Peter Griffin, Center, Quahog Community College  Pros: Heavy Cons: Poor physical shape, old for a rookie, history of knee injuries  Oh no, a run on centers! Why are the Giants picking two centers in the1st and 2nd rounds, it's almost like the NY Giants are big dumb idiots who suuuuuuck! Aside, that must be one of the original KTMA episodes of MST3K. I've never seen it and it looks old as poo poo.
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Mar 30, 2018 18:15
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Um um..uh panic pick! The 'skins take Lucy Van Pelt, Holder, Backyard Pickup Game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055wFyO6gag Pros: Will work for peanuts Cons: Is literally a little girl. No kicker has successfully kicked a ball she's held
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Apr 1, 2018 03:31
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incompetent posted:Time to win the draft again.  "Supposedly the Cowboys were Plank's first choice. He said he'd love to work with Dak Prescott." "Well that's not something you see everyday." "What's that?" "A draft board that's high on a team's player." "Do ho ho ho ho" "Hey what position does he play anyway?" "Does it matter? He's a depth signing." "How so?" "Word is they're drafting him to shore up the bench." "Do ho ho ho ho"
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Apr 2, 2018 03:28
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I'd originally discarded this idea, but since someone else drafted Tecmo Bo, the Philadelphia Eagles have signed QB Eagles, QB, Tecmo Tech Pros: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON Cons: None
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