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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Gimme the Seahawks.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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I already got my big board up. Hoping the talent I need is still there at 18!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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I think if we can't fill this out, we go with who's signed up and skip teams that don't have anyone.

seiferguy
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gently caress I was totally gonna draft Nelson.

seiferguy
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There's no one for Arizona, Baltimore or LA, right? I'm assuming I'm next but wanted to confirm before making my pick.

seiferguy
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The Seahawks need an offensive line, and a touchdown scoring threat now that Jimmy Graham skipped town. Why not get both?

The Seattle Seahawks draft RG/RB William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive, aka The BILLDOZER out of Arlen High School.



Pros: high motor drive, lives for football. Touchdown scoring threat, is tied for the all time record for Arlen High's TD record. Versatile as an offensive linemen.

Cons: low self-esteem, guys in the locker room dunk on him. Partly suicidal. Questionable choices in his girlfriends raises character issues.

seiferguy
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Edward Mass posted:

With the 33rd overall selection, the Cleveland Browns select Gypsy, C, Satellite of Love University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S66KAW4zmQ&t=6056s

:laffo: I love this dumb pick

seiferguy
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Dash Parr played track and field, not football, buddy!

Unless there's a scene of him in the trailer of 2 of him playing football or something.

seiferguy
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Unless we do a UDFA round, I'm not going to probably draft again. I wouldn't mind snagging another team because I keep remembering random fictional players.


drat, I completely forgot about this scene.

seiferguy
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Alright, if that's the case I'll keep it in the NFCW family and co-own the Arizona Cardinals.

With the 15th pick, Arizona selects God, QB, Universe University



Pros: omniscient, all knowing, poweful.

Cons: tends to be an locker room cancer and has suggested to teammates that they should try stabbing their kids, noting that "don't worry, it'll work out in the end."

God has stated that he looks forward to playing the Packers so that he can prove to Aaron Rodgers that he does indeed care about the outcome of football games.

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With the 47th pick, The Arizona Cardinals select Rod Tidwell, WR, the Arizona Cardinals.



How does a team draft from itself? No idea. Either way, due to being drafted, Tidwell's eligibility is reset and he is considered a rookie again. He will be paid as such and we will not be "showing him the money."

seiferguy
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The Seattle Seahawks sign Anton Lubchenko, K, Springfield University.



Considered one of the greatest kickers in college football history, he was considered a likely kicker to go in the first, similar to Seabass. However, a serious leg injury derailed this dream:



The hope is to see that he recovers from his injury. After all, how much worse from Blair Walsh can he be?

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seiferguy
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The Arizonal Cardinals sign RB, Clarence BEEFTANK, Breaking Madden University



The man, the legend. He will beat Emmett Smith's record.

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