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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I suspect the Welsh dude knocks Byrd da gently caress out

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Phillips is an SBG fighter so I feel he is cursed to lose in a glorious fashion.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Welsh wrestling could be the World's Worst

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
not a good start here

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
drat phillips is getting hosed up

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i take back all claims i made about the welsh man

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Triticum Guzzler posted:

lol at the professional having to apologise for till calling himself a "loving man" and a "fat oval office"

It's a British broadcasting tradition

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

lmao

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Le Saboteur posted:

Phillips is an SBG fighter so I feel he is cursed to lose in a glorious fashion.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Hahahahahahahah gently caress SBG

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
drat phillips got hosed up

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

that sure looked like one of those fighters lives in a van behind a gym

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



everybody's getting choked tonight

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
drat that was just sad

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Le Saboteur posted:

Phillips is an SBG fighter so I feel he is cursed to lose in a glorious fashion.

well done

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



what do they have buffer wearing, jesus

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Really following in the footsteps of Conor there

zerozerozero
Sep 7, 2017
I'm liking all these finishes, more I need more.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I am negatively excited for 3 of the 4 main card fights so thank god the prelims ruled

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
How in gently caress do you go to a camp for that long and not learn takedown Défense or how to get back up. That rnc shouldn’t of even been a threat on the way up but it was still secured. God drat does British wrestling suck rear end most of the time.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
"He goes by Kid Dynamite since he emulates Mike Tyson in his style."

*Immediately gets takedown, works conservative top game, secures rear naked choke*

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Goofballs posted:

what do they have buffer wearing, jesus

he picks that stuff out himself. i think its a sex pervert thing

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



willie_dee posted:

How in gently caress do you go to a camp for that long and not learn takedown Défense or how to get back up. That rnc shouldn’t of even been a threat on the way up but it was still secured. God drat does British wrestling suck rear end most of the time.

Most fighters are dumb and don't want to work on the things they are bad at. Also not having good coaches/training partners. Hard to defend a good shot if nobody you train with knows how to wrestle

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

El Roncho posted:

"He goes by Kid Dynamite since he emulates Mike Tyson in his style."

*Immediately gets takedown, works conservative top game, secures rear naked choke*

Oddly John Phillips real nickname is “the white Mike Tyson” because of his punching power and hooks. They probably have the same level of take down defence as well.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Very educational night for SBG.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Awesome card so far

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

threeagainstfour posted:

Very educational night for SBG.



lol

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

JaySB posted:

Most fighters are dumb and don't want to work on the things they are bad at. Also not having good coaches/training partners. Hard to defend a good shot if nobody you train with knows how to wrestle

Yea, unfortunately I'm not sure he is going to want to hear that next time I see him, but that's really accurate.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

threeagainstfour posted:

Very educational night for SBG.



gonna take a stab at the dark here and say that the Phillips/Kavanagh combo is gonna do neither

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
ohhhh craig finally won another fight. good job bear jew

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Not seeing the Jamaica connection here fellas.

Was the Jamaican flag on Sobottas nameplate a mistake or something.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 17, 2018

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Loser is no longer allowed to carry the Jamaican flag out to fights.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

Not seeing the Jamaica connection here fellas.

Was the Jamaican flag on Sobottas nameplate a mistake or something.

I can only imagine the Cops song sounds like reggae to someone\

Did he just say "Octagon Ranger"?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Le Saboteur posted:

Not seeing the Jamaica connection here fellas.

Was the Jamaican flag on Sobottas nameplate a mistake or something.

hes a big fan of obscure cult british movie "babylon".

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
dan hardy is high if he thinks sobotta won that round. i think sobotta shared too much of his jamaican style drug weed with him and now dan hardy has fallen in love with him

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

rip peter sobottas dick

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
rest your balls on his neck and the beads of sweat will roll from his body. then you can purchase his hips (?)

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I was really hoping Sobotta's cornermen would talk in ridiculous exaggerated Jamaican accents.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
the cut man keeps his vaseline in one of those pewter ash trays with the tiny rasta guy smoking a giant spliff on it

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Two third round 4:59 stoppages on one card.

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