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FreshCutFries

recommendations please. im putting a tier list together

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FreshCutFries

here's what I have so far:

top(?) tier: CBD oil

mid tier: olive oil

garbage pleb tier: vegetable oil, motor oil

typo tier that makes me feel dumb: aluminum foil

FreshCutFries

obviously i am not well versed in oil

redm


nightsoil


sig by Manifisto

Mummy Napkin
sesame oil
soyl sauce

Scroon

Milk aka Cow Oil

Manifisto


are you by any chance a cartoon sailor who gets super strong upon eating a can of spinach?

if so maybe spinach oil would work for you

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Me (at a Jiffy Lube): I'm gonna need my oil changed.

Mechanic: ...the hell is this?

Me: It's a vape pen. The oil's low- hook me up!

Mechanic: oh! I see- that's the door over there- why don't you take your empty, no-having-oil-in-it vape pen and bash your rear end with the door on the way out?

Koishi Komeiji



op, have I got a website for you:

https://lawofattractionsolutions.com/product/dragon-slayer-quantum-vibe-oil/

I didn't read the description but I think it raises the amount of souls you get when you defeat an enemy. Good for grinding exp in the mid to late game.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Fish oil.

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Robot Made of Meat


For squeaky fish.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i find that dabbing a mixture of rosemary oil, 10w30 (always go synth, it's so much better for the high) and freshly-squozen least weasel musk oil (not mink, that's gross) gives me a really open throat chakra.


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
If you're looking for something that will profoundly change your life and give you a real power boost, try transformer oil.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

I replaced my car's oil with black gold

now its running rich

https://i.imgur.com/8cIhFxN.mp4

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
vetiver is good

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Rushi

by Smythe
synthetic almondoil

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

Vetiver smells like someone had sex with a fire, in a good way.

Scroon

It's like my nana used to say:

Peanut oil for fryin'
CBD oil for flyin'

treasure bear

canola/rapeseed oil

relatively healthy with good frying characteristics

treasure bear fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Mar 21, 2018

wearing a lampshade

Rectally ingesting avacado oil for a maximum high

Manifisto


cbd oil is fine for lubricating your central business district, I suppose, but what are you going to do when you're in a residential district and all of a sudden things start squeaking and grinding? are you also going to carry cans of light agriculture oil, mixed industrial oil, red light district oil? that's unwieldy. carry a general purpose city planning oil and be done with it.

poverty goat



Tiny brain: crude oil
Normal brain: oil of olay
Super brain: olive oyl
Transcendent brain: butane honey oil

Manifisto


fine ill say what we're all thinking: sex oil!!!

have been having some difficulty gathering sex in the wild to extract the oil, but I'm sure it will be worth it

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
cosmic brain: black afghan oil (philosopher tier)

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jedrick posted:

Vetiver smells like someone had sex with a fire, in a good way.

Yeah it's really good. I'm craving it now that I thought about it.

I found a numbered list of essential oils in an old notebook.

1 sandalwood
2 rosemary
3 coriander
4 geranium
5 bergamot
6 jasmine
7 ginger
8 juniper

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Twenty Four


grandma oil

Tony quidprano
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
As hard as I have tried I can not turn Palmolive into olive oil. Need some tips.

Robot Made of Meat

1500quidporsche posted:

As hard as I have tried I can not turn Palmolive into olive oil. Need some tips.

How long did you hold it in your palm?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

cda

by Hand Knit

Scroon posted:

Milk aka Cow Oil

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krampster2

i use baby oil on my toilet paper; feels real good on the butt. i haven't tried cooking oil yet but heck why not?

twoday



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Rub down everything you own with jojoba oil! It's pricey, but the uniquely nutty aroma is worth it.

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Nosfereefer

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krampster2 posted:

i use baby oil on my toilet paper; feels real good on the butt. i haven't tried cooking oil yet but heck why not?

i only ever use adult oil :smug:

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alnilam

tea twee oil

City of Glompton

bae bwee oil

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

tea twee oil



Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

:agreed: :byob1:

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deep dish peat moss

I tried a lot of different oils but the only one I still use is cbgb oil. You can't even get it anymore but it was the best

Manifisto


deep dish peat moss posted:

I tried a lot of different oils but the only one I still use is cbgb oil. You can't even get it anymore but it was the best

I had some of that oil back in the day! it was loud but worth it

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
:golfclap:

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
big fan of neatsfoot oil here.
you could say it's really

nice.

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