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hamjobs posted:

SCENE: a Microsoft Executive Man stands, looking out his large condominium made entirely of glass walls and expensive luxury carpets, also probably builder's supplies, over the dark horizon of the night, holding an old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig

Microsoft Executive Man: THIS DAMNED ELITE HACKER

Microsoft Executive Man, in a fit of impotent, non-elite, non-hacker rage, smashes the old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig angrily against his fine mahogany window railing and openly weeps, whisky and tears and broken glass spilled over his flokati rug and beautiful very expensive suit woolen and silk single breasted suit, one he purchased to show off his eliteness.

Somewhere in the distance, you hear the sound of buzzing, electronic laughter, as Koishi Komeiji elitely hacks the Microsoft Executive Man's light bar on his previously unused stove clock to say LOL, BUTT.

...and his name, was steve job,



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alnilam

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alnilam

Manifisto posted:

you could just wear a d-

[USER WAS PREEMPTIVELY PUT ON PROBATION FOR ATTEMPTING TO VIOLATE SUBFORUM RULES]

sorry folks, still testing this deep learning automod code and didn't mean to deploy it yet



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