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Koishi Komeiji posted:I'm a bad rear end hacker I don't care what the law says. I named my admin account butt so every time Windows starts it says "Hello butt" Microsoft is completely helpless because I use a vpn (very private net). They have no idea who is doing it. SCENE: a Microsoft Executive Man stands, looking out his large condominium made entirely of glass walls and expensive luxury carpets, also probably builder's supplies, over the dark horizon of the night, holding an old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig Microsoft Executive Man: THIS DAMNED ELITE HACKER Microsoft Executive Man, in a fit of impotent, non-elite, non-hacker rage, smashes the old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig angrily against his fine mahogany window railing and openly weeps, whisky and tears and broken glass spilled over his flokati rug and beautiful very expensive suit woolen and silk single breasted suit, one he purchased to show off his eliteness. Somewhere in the distance, you hear the sound of buzzing, electronic laughter, as Koishi Komeiji elitely hacks the Microsoft Executive Man's light bar on his previously unused stove clock to say LOL, BUTT.
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