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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Why is Metapod so desperate to have people think Marcus Mariota is anything but an extremely mediocre quarterback?

At least he isn't a bust, you can build around him and win some football games with him. Hell Nick Foles just won a Super Bowl as the starting QB! What's wrong with an average quarterback?

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Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Phobeste posted:

I love eternally saltfully whining about the best team in the history of the NFL

Tom Brady lost to a backup QB lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Peachfart posted:

Tom Brady lost to a backup QB lol

I mean he had one of the most ridiculous performances ever, that loss was entirely on the defense.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Metapod posted:

qb wins super bowl and they go to the hall of fame this is not true for other positions for good reasons

i don't think jeff hostetler is gonna be in the hof

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Peachfart posted:

Tom Brady lost to a backup QB lol

Look, Tom Brady lost a playoff game to Mark Sanchez, losing to Nick Foles is not a step down to that.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Look, Tom Brady lost a playoff game to Mark Sanchez, losing to Nick Foles is not a step down to that.

Jake Plummer ('05)
Peyton ('06, '13, '15) & Eli ('07, '11)
Joe Flacco ('09, '12)
Mark Sanchez ('10)
Nick Foles ('17)

... Huh, I didn't think it was only 5, that's weird.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Jake Plummer ('05)
Peyton ('06, '13, '15) & Eli ('07, '11)
Joe Flacco ('09, '12)
Mark Sanchez ('10)
Nick Foles ('17)

... Huh, I didn't think it was only 5, that's weird.

Now do Peyton.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Every day I give thanks to Tennessee for cockblocking Chip Kelly

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




McNair ('99)
Jay Fiedler ('00)
Pennington ('02)
Brady ('03, '04)
Roethlisberger ('05)
Rivers ('07, '08)
Brees ('09)
Sanchez ('10)
Flacco ('12)
Wilson ('13)
Luck ('14)

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Also, did Philip Rivers never beat Touchdown Tommy in the playoffs?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Mcnair '99
Field '00
Pennington '02
Brady '03 , '04
Ben '05
Rivers '07, '08
Brees '09
Sanchez '10
Flacco '12
Wilson '13
Luck '14



I didn't realize he was 3-2 against Brady

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a new study bible! posted:

Also, did Philip Rivers never beat Touchdown Tommy in the playoffs?

Yeah, they've only played twice. (Roethlisberger, Sanchez, Peyton are the other three)

Hell, they've only been to the playoffs 5 times under him, which is a criminal disservice.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Kalli posted:

Yeah, they've only played twice. (Roethlisberger, Sanchez, Peyton are the other three)

Hell, they've only been to the playoffs 5 times under him, which is a criminal disservice.

That whole list is wild poo poo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



mastershakeman posted:

I didn't realize he was 3-2 against Brady

Yeah. '03 and '04 were beatdowns, '06 was one of history's great games, the '13 Patriots team was a broken husk by the AFCC and got worked, while the '15 Broncos D was ridiculous (and Brady would've won it if Gost hadn't missed an extra point, hah).

... I wonder who's lost to the most sad QB's in the playoffs. I'm guessing probably Marino? It's really hard to do.

Marino lost to Jim Kelly 3 times, Montana, Elway, which... sure. Then we've got Bledsoe, Mark Brunell, Tony Eason, Jay Fiedler, Stan Humphries and Dave Krieg.

Yeah, that's gonna be tough to top.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 21, 2018

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



:stonk:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



Im glad Philly won a Super Bowl before football is outlawed

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002

Kalli posted:

Yeah. '03 and '04 were beatdowns, '06 was one of history's great games, the '13 Patriots team was a broken husk by the AFCC and got worked, while the '15 Broncos D was ridiculous (and Brady would've won it if Gost hadn't missed an extra point, hah).

... I wonder who's lost to the most sad QB's in the playoffs. I'm guessing probably Marino? It's really hard to do.

Marino lost to Jim Kelly 3 times, Montana, Elway, which... sure. Then we've got Bledsoe, Mark Brunell, Tony Eason, Jay Fiedler, Stan Humphries and Dave Krieg.

Yeah, that's gonna be tough to top.

Roethlisberger's isn't the worst, but does contain David Garrard, Blake Bortles, Tim Tebow, and Joe Flacco.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



I kinda started trying to turn this into a cosmic brain meme and instead just made myself depressed with everything I wrote.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
this is a thread for the pure and honest truth about garbage qbs

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Should have named your thread Mariota: a look into mediocre-to-bad QBs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Mariota: Thank goodness for Bortles

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Blitz7x posted:

Should have named your thread Derek Carr: a look into mediocre-to-bad QBs

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Sometimes your team carries your qb; a Nashville story

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Blitz7x posted:

Should have named your thread Mariota: a look into mediocre-to-bad QBs


Blitz7x posted:

Sometimes your team carries your qb; a Nashville story

lmfao derrick carr is just a qb dude no reason to be so mad at him being bad at it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they ought to change the name of it, the position, to CuteB instead.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Metapod posted:

lmfao derrick carr is just a qb dude no reason to be so mad at him being bad at it

They both average the same INT's per year but Carr averages 7 more TD's and 500 more yards passing per year

Maybe they're both utter trash?

Makes u think 🤔

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Black Sunshine posted:

They both average the same INT's per year but Carr averages 7 more TD's and 500 more yards passing per year

Maybe they're both utter trash?

Makes u think 🤔

derrick carr playoff wins: 0

marcus mariota playoff wins: 1

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
whats with raider fans and bringing up stats that don't matter?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Cavauro posted:

they ought to change the name of it, the position, to CuteB instead.

This is the only good post in this thread so far, mine included.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Titans Super Bowl Wins: 0

Did I escalate this properly?

fwiw, I do appreciate the Titans making GBS threads on the Chiefs in that playoff game. thanks for that

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Metapod posted:

whats with raider fans and bringing up stats that don't matter?

Metapod honestly, who are you picking here, QB A, B , C or D?

code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     62.0    3,232    13    15    79.3
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     62.7    3,496    22    13    86.4
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     64.1     3,141    18    13    80.4
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     60.2     3,687    21    13    84.7

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Black Sunshine posted:

Titans Super Bowl Wins: 0

Did I escalate this properly?

fwiw, I do appreciate the Titans making GBS threads on the Chiefs in that playoff game. thanks for that

pre salary caps super bowls dont count imo

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Andrew Luck has as many playoff wins as the Titans since the turn of the millennium

and Jags

and Houston

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Blitz7x posted:

Metapod honestly, who are you picking here, QB A, B , C or D?

code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     62.0    3,232    13    15    79.3
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     62.7    3,496    22    13    86.4
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     64.1     3,141    18    13    80.4
code:
Year    Team    CMP%    YDS      TD    INT    Rating
2017  xxxxxx     60.2     3,687    21    13    84.7

which won in January

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Mariota couldn’t even beat a trash Raiders team last year. He’s bad.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



I am not sure what black stuff on a brain means but pretty sure it's not good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



kinda reminds me of that steak

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am not sure what black stuff on a brain means but pretty sure it's not good

Too much smoking

It looks like the inside of a pecan shell

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

King Hong Kong posted:

Mariota couldn’t even beat a trash Raiders team last year. He’s bad.

what month was that game?

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