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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Every month, the Titans have never beaten Carr

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Blitz7x posted:

Every month, the Titans have never beaten Carr

football is not played every month so please be more specific what month was the game played

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
AJ80 pushed off, imo.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

Did someone mention the NFL's inconvenient truth?



I looked way too long for loss.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I sense a puppet master defense in the near future

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The Titans have done something the Raiders have never done, which is keep a team in the same city for more than ten years, so, uh

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
since no one would tell me i took the liberty to look it up the game was played in not in January so who gives a poo poo

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I mean usually I assume there isn't a titans game in January

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Randaconda posted:

I looked way too long for loss.

Loss of cognitive function

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

Loss of cognitive function

:perfect:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Intruder posted:

Loss of cognitive function

oh poo poo

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
My mid-tier QB is better than your mid-tier QB eat poo poo owned


Intruder posted:

Loss of cognitive function
Nice

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Black Sunshine posted:

My mid-tier QB is better than your mid-tier QB eat poo poo owned

Nice

im glad of it fellow playoff game winner

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If you replaced Carr or Mariota with Jake Locker would anyone even notice?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If you replaced Carr or Mariota with Jake Locker would anyone even notice?

Tom Brady lost a Super Bowl to a big dicked backup QB

We should never forget the important things

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i've been informed that black sunshine is a raiders fan

my condolences on your no playoff wins and trash heap qb

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If you replaced Carr or Mariota with Jake Locker would anyone even notice?

Jake Locker would. Probably.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
You still mad about the 2002 AFC Championship game bruh?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Black Sunshine posted:

You still mad about the 2002 AFC Championship game bruh?

I don't think meta was born then

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Clinging to a lone playoff win from 16 years ago lol.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Clinging to a lone playoff win from 16 years ago lol.

Bengals fans stare wistfully into the distance

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I don't think meta was born then

That's a shame. It was a pretty great game to watch.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i can earnestly say that i was both born and did not watch that game because my brain was pure during that time

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Metapod posted:

i can earnestly say that i was both born and did not watch that game because my brain was pure during that time

Admitting that you need advanced CTE to think Mariota is an NFL caliber QB is the first step.

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002

Black Sunshine posted:

That's a shame. It was a pretty great game to watch.

Same, but SBs XXXII, XXXIII, and 50

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Speaking of that time period reminds me that McNair was a thousand times the QB that Mariota could ever hope to be.

RIP

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
If Mariota wins another playoff game he will be equally as good as McNair

McNair playoff wins: 2

Mariota playoff wins: 1

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Luckily, Mariota is volcel and will never have the same problems as McNair did.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

It's true, Derek Carr is bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Remember when the Raiders lost to Brock Osweiler in the playoffs? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Derek carr is overrated trash

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, not even David had to dodge this many slings and arrows

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Bruce Gradkowski is twice the player Derek Carr will ever be

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Kalli posted:

Man, not even David had to dodge this many slings and arrows

he couldnt even dodge a pass rush let alone those

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

im glad andy dalton won the super bowl three years ago putting this all to rest

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

im glad andy dalton won the super bowl three years ago putting this all to rest

2013 was more than 3 years ago m8

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I as the leader of the Oakland raiders fans on something awful dot com would like to confirm that Derek Carr bad

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Give Conner Cook a chance

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ostentatious posted:

I as the leader of the Oakland raiders fans on something awful dot com would like to confirm that Derek Carr bad

I'll make the thread with voting enabled and we shall see

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Blitz7x posted:

I'll make the thread with voting enabled and we shall see

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