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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I was hanging out on my back porch and I suddenly get this feeling of dread come over me like there's an evil presence there. It's hard to see in the dark so on a whim I take a few photos of the back yard. I look at them and clear as day in one of the photos there's this 8 foot tall demon looking thing... I am freaking out right now. I'm usually a skeptic but now I know there's something to the paranormal. Do you guys think demons and ghosts are real?

UPDATE: It's an hour later. No sign of the demon anywhere. Still don't feel safe though...

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
thread givin me the willies god drat!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

i want 2 see the pic, where is the pic

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

looks like u were visited by the bad posting demon.

sorry OP :(

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

A photo thread with no photo. gently caress you.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Has anyone experienced anything like this before? I'm worried that there's a curse on me or something.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

post pics of the demons tits or it diddnt happen

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l


Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, says this is what a demon looks like. Did the demon you saw look like this, OP?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
May I see it?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

canyoneer posted:

May I see it?

No.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gettin kinda spooky in here

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I've got a video of a demon. CLICK AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

thats a ghost not a demon a ghost cant be 8 foot tall because god made souls only for human and they are the same size you were irl

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Did it ask you if something was wrong?


Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
In one of the other photos it shows the same spot where the demon was and it's totally empty, this is crazy...

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

"Demons" are just dead pedos paying off a debt to the Illuminati. Just play some Dateline NBC "To catch a predator" playlists for a bit and they'll leave you alone.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Post the pic op or i will conjure demons to suck your dick which sounds really cool but all you get is just a marathon edging sesh but not to completion and the demons all have your dad's face

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

sorry op I was just masturbating, I get this a lot


e: my penis looks like a pitchfork

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Corny Cornflake posted:

"Demons" are just dead pedos paying off a debt to the Illuminati. Just play some Dateline NBC "To catch a predator" playlists for a bit and they'll leave you alone.

*aartreks greasy hand slides from under the bed with a tricorder*

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

*a young girl stands in the dark in front of a bathroom mirror*

jared fogle...jared fogle.....jared fogle!

*lightning flashes*

eaaaaaat.....freeeeesh

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

*two young urban youths are playing with a ouija board*

did you really carry around your crimes on a usb drive?

*hands slowly spell out i-t-w-a-s-j-u-s-t-a-j-o-k-e*

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


MOOBS! posted:

*a young girl stands in the dark in front of a bathroom mirror*

jared fogle...jared fogle.....jared fogle!

*lightning flashes*

eaaaaaat.....freeeeesh

post/AV combo :discourse:

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

Incant after me: "why don't you have a seat over there, with the cookies".

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Schweinhund posted:

Has anyone experienced anything like this before? I'm worried that there's a curse on me or something.

I put the curse on you but it was an accident I’m just really bad at this

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
not for the faint of heart

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sand Dan posted:



Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, says this is what a demon looks like. Did the demon you saw look like this, OP?

That thing would be a badass enemy in Doom.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Mengelez posted:

not for the faint of heart



I'd have gone Cyberdemon but well done!

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Blazing Ownager posted:

That thing would be a badass enemy in Doom.

http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Buer

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth


Illustration of Baal by Louis Le Breton, from the Dictionnaire Infernal.




uh... anyone else see putin and pepe in this image? :tinfoil:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jose Mengelez posted:

not for the faint of heart


Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Hey, sorry to have disturbed you OP. I walk through your yard to get home from work. It's just faster, and I'm usually tired. Didn't expect you to be there.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Schweinhund posted:

I was hanging out on my back porch and I suddenly get this feeling of dread come over me like there's an evil presence there. It's hard to see in the dark so on a whim I take a few photos of the back yard. I look at them and clear as day in one of the photos there's this 8 foot tall demon looking thing... I am freaking out right now. I'm usually a skeptic but now I know there's something to the paranormal. Do you guys think demons and ghosts are real?

did you see its dick?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

You can’t see the eyes of the demon


Until he come callin

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Ok guys, I updated the op.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
op have you considered looking right behind you?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
I wouldn't worry about it op

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Mengelez posted:



Illustration of Baal by Louis Le Breton, from the Dictionnaire Infernal.




uh... anyone else see putin and pepe in this image? :tinfoil:

I was just about to post that very thing.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
ba'al. say it with a glottal stop.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

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