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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Years ago I was outside of a local dive bar smoking when a woman walked up and asked me for a cigarette. She was older and looked like she had seen some poo poo, and shared as much as we smoked. Finishing my own cig, I excused myself and began to step inside when she asked me if I wanted to take a lady home for the night. In the same breath, she then said "nah, you're too pretty to pay for it."

That remains the nicest thing a woman has ever said to me.

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