Splatmaster posted:

I went out to lunch just the other day,
We ordered our food in the usual way.
I got mine first and I have to say,
The food I got well, it was ok.
Then he began talking as I started to chew,
"I'm gonna be just like you, dad!"
Little Man will be just like you!

"I'm gonna order a massive sundae
With a giant spoon,
Gonna get myself some brainfreeze,
Until I feel myself swoon!
Gonna order me a burger,
Wolf it down and then-
You can get the check again dad.
You know you can pay the bill, then!"

Little Man got arrested just the other day
He said, thanks for the bail, dad, i'll pay you back some way
"Wanna go out for lunch?" he said not today
He had no appetite I said that's okay
And he walked away, but my smile never dimmed
I said, I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him

And that's when I started on a life of crime
Little Man out of jail after doing time
We'll be on probation
Until who knows when?
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then