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So is your new spine made of some sort of alien supermetal, or just more dumb lovely bones. We paid for the best, damnit!
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Mar 30, 2018 04:49
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What lie are you gonna tell people when they ask what happened to your neck
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Mar 30, 2018 04:50
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He lives! Jesus that scar is gnarly. Are you any shorter than before?
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Mar 30, 2018 04:50
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Methanar posted:I loving hate medicine It actually owns and is cool But also I work in an OR so 
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Mar 30, 2018 04:50
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Lemming posted:What lie are you gonna tell people when they ask what happened to your neck Survived an assassination attempt by the internet.
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Mar 30, 2018 04:52
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Pick posted:Glad you lived, hope that some of the donations have helped. I've literally had like 10 avatars in the last 2 days so that should help too. They did, I noticed a sharp uptick in revenue! Thank you very much, it is greatly appreciated!
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Mar 30, 2018 04:54
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Should've let you keep the hunks of shattered spine so you could hand them out as rewards to your Patreon donors.
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Mar 30, 2018 04:54
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I bet goons would have paid a lot of money to watch a stream of your surgery so don't forget that for next time.
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Mar 30, 2018 04:54
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lowtax is obviously unkillable, much like his forums
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Mar 30, 2018 04:55
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lowtax i don't even know you but you've brought me a lot of laughs and happiness directly and indirectly so i'm very glad you're alive!!!!!!!!! i'll butcher a rabbit on my goon altar in celebration
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Mar 30, 2018 04:56
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Zeroisanumber posted:Should've let you keep the hunks of shattered spine so you could hand them out as rewards to your Patreon donors. Read the post you tit
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basic hitler posted:lowtax i don't even know you but you've brought me a lot of laughs and happiness directly and indirectly so i'm very glad you're alive!!!!!!!!! i'll butcher a rabbit on my goon altar in celebration Rabbit............ Hill????
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Mar 30, 2018 04:56
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Zeroisanumber posted:Should've let you keep the hunks of shattered spine so you could hand them out as rewards to your Patreon donors. Lol, like anyone would go through the effort of becoming a surgeon and not keep all the bones for themselves
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Mar 30, 2018 04:57
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How long until you can get back to
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Mar 30, 2018 04:58
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It is good that you are conscious and that 6 weeks of being out-of-commission doesn't mean 6 weeks of total unconsciousness and inability to care for one's bodily functions. Also get a shitload of that hospital apple juice and jello.
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Mar 30, 2018 04:58
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Dear Richard, I am glad you survived your ordeal and I am glad my mediocre donation has helped in this endeavor. Sincerely, T. Slurpee, A Random Internet Person
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Mar 30, 2018 04:58
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Still doing a prayer. Recovery from that surgery can be rough. Close call on the broken vertebrae, though. Glad you didn't die. <3
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Mar 30, 2018 04:59
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I'm glad you're not dead boss.
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Mar 30, 2018 04:59
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Please continue to not die for the foreseeable future, Mr. Tax. I Hopefully I'll be able to do so again asap. Keep not dying. That's going to be a totally schway scar.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:00
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Lemming posted:Lol, like anyone would go through the effort of becoming a surgeon and not keep all the bones for themselves The Internet demands literal blood sacrifice, a surgeon should know that.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:00
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Lowtax posted:Survived an assassination attempt by the internet. To be fair, you did try to murder it first. NEED MORE MILK posted:also is your neck shorter now like some kind of bizarro African lady? The doctors wouldn't let Lowtax keep the bones because that African lady bought them.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:02
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Yaaay! Glad you pulled through. That looks pretty gnarly!
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Mar 30, 2018 05:02
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I am glad you are still alive and look forward to hopefully seeing some real funny "Lowtax on industrial strength pain meds" posts while you recover. Hope we raised enough money so that your new neck is made out of good steel and not a rusted out oldsmobile's hubcaps.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:03
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Zeroisanumber posted:The Internet demands literal blood sacrifice, a surgeon should know that. Lowtax paid a Bonetax.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:04
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axeil posted:Hope we raised enough money so that your new neck is made out of good steel and not a rusted out oldsmobile's hubcaps. No cheap Chinese steel dumped into Lowtax's neck! Good US Pittsburgh steel only! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Mar 30, 2018 05:06
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Congrats on the extremely metal scar op and also living
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Mar 30, 2018 05:06
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Lowtax posted:Read the post you tit I'm glad you lived.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:07
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Congrats Rich ! !
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Mar 30, 2018 05:07
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lmfao imagining the doctors reaction to being asked if you could keep the vertebrae also thank you for not dying
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Mar 30, 2018 05:09
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good job, lowtax
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Mar 30, 2018 05:11
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Lowtax as a fellow hosed up neck haver I feel for you. Your forums have been a huge influence on my life for over a decade. Please keep not dying.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:12
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My friend got his gall bladder removed shortly before xmas and I told him I bet the surgeon was gonna keep his gallbladder and set it in lucite and give it to his spoiled brat kids for xmas.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:13
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Lemming posted:Lol, like anyone would go through the effort of becoming a surgeon and not keep all the bones for themselves They're probably making a killer soup stock out of Lowtax's bones as we speak.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:16
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fkn a
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Mar 30, 2018 05:17
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Not being able to keep your bone shards to dispose of them in the most metal of ways via a blowtorch is a total gyp. My next idea for a donation drive is really good: Goons donate $10 and proof they donated a unit of blood at the local blood bank. All the names go in a pot, then three are selected at random and sent a tee shirt.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:20
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Dear Richard,
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Mar 30, 2018 05:21
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just in time for halloween lowtax you can do the old columbian necktie pinata trick where you eat a candy and it falls into their bag freak
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Mar 30, 2018 05:22
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If you were to sneeze but cover your nose and mouth, would your neck hole, like, blow out  Pls, do not attempt to find out
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So did they bust out a blowtorch to fuse it or what?
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