[CYOA]Adventures in the Middle Kingdom - A Seasonal CYOA!

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Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

John_A_Tallon posted:

F, let's get our oppressor-face on.

I've got mine ready!

F

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Lanky Coconut Tree: Apr 7, 2011; An angry tree.

The angriest tree

F

Playing D sounds boring tbh

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:49

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Changing my vote from C to D

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:49

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:49

Tsyni: Sep 1, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:58

Bob Tuskins: Jul 27, 2007; I couldn't imagine life without the beautiful sight of the green horde

changing from B to E

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:59

Ralith: Jan 12, 2011; I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today

Changing from BC to E for obvious reasons.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 23:08

Hot Dog Day 80: Jun 23, 2003

# ? Mar 30, 2018 23:13

Aades: Nov 28, 2005; Guns Up!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 23:23

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Oh man from C to E.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 23:31

DarthRoblox: Nov 25, 2007; *rolls ankle* *gains 15lbs* *apologizes to TFLC* *rolls ankle*...

C

Magic duck! Magic duck!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 23:42

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Staying with C but Encatdel sounds cute.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:01

Ralith: Jan 12, 2011; I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today

super sweet best pal posted:

Staying with C but Encatdel sounds cute.

Don't you want to be Turtamal? Think of all the ancient wisdom we can refuse to dispense!

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:10

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

C'mon, vote to be an immortal invincible dreadnought bringing moderately paced doom upon the Middle Kingdom!

Or chocoduck I mean that's still cool. Not as cool as the turtle, but way cooler than being a generic angry cat.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:11

Sogol: Apr 11, 2013; Galileo's Finger

Vote change from C to D out of solidarity with the feral cat here I have been trying to befriend for four years.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:12

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

The count, as of the time of this post:

A - Piankhi, son of the River. 5 votes.
B - Azarel, son of Dan. 1 vote.
C - Chocosar the Mystic. 13 votes.
D - The Nameless One. 8 votes.
E - Sheta the Scaled. 5 votes.
F - Wahibre, son of Wadjkare. 3 votes.

Voting remains open. If you change your vote, please say what you changed it from and what you changed it to.

quote:

420 Gank Mid C
Aades D
dont be mean to me A
Bob Tuskins E
Boonoo D
ChaseSP C
Cornuto C
DarthRoblox C
Dignol C
Dr Cheesequake C
dyzzy C
falcon2424 D
FoxTerrier D
Hellsau A
Horrible Lurkbeast A
Hot Dog Day 80 E
John_A_Tallon F
Lanky Coconut Tree F
lenoon C
MinistryofLard A
MetricUnit C
Olothreutes C
Ralith E
RandomPauI E
Slaan F
Sogol D
super sweet best pal C
There Bias Two D
TheCog C
Theglavwen E
the_steve B
TK-42-1 C
Toughy A
Tsyni D
Zodiac5000 D

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:14

Schwza: Apr 28, 2008

E let the wisdom of the Sun wash over these poor pawns in the games of the Middle Kingdom.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:18

420 Gank Mid: Dec 26, 2008; WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Changing my vote from C to D

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:23

Bede: Jun 2, 2006; I wasn't even around for the goblin baby vote

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:24

pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

D, obviously.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:25

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:27

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Changing from A* to D

^{*Aaaaaaaargh.}

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:32

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

E
Sheta from the line of B'kay

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:46

Imperialist Dog: Oct 21, 2008; "I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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D because we can reclaim our rightful position by mind controlling this giant

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:46

John_A_Tallon: Nov 22, 2000; Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Imperialist Dog posted:

D because we can reclaim our rightful position by mind controlling this giant

Yes, our rightful position as a ball-less pampered pet of a ~~king~~ superior being

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:54

Mr. Nemo: Feb 4, 2016; I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:58

AbysmalPeptoBismol: Feb 5, 2016; Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

D

Get adopted. Eat two legger. Win.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:59

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

D. Cats are bastards, let's be a bastard cat and murder this giant two legged freak.

I mean what has two legs? Birds. Birds are food.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:14

Imperialist Dog: Oct 21, 2008; "I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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John_A_Tallon posted:

Yes, our rightful position as a ball-less pampered pet of a ~~king~~ superior being

you think too small

It's time to become emperor

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:18

a cat irl: Feb 13, 2010

A

next year lets do purim but everyone is cowboys

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Infinity Gaia: Feb 27, 2011; a storm is coming...

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:27

HBar: Sep 13, 2007

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:34

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

No choice but D.

Cats rule everything around us.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:40

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Man do people not remember how poo poo that bird was in Judah-game?

Grr I'm an angry cat, I'm gonna get mad and bite this guy then eat his food then bite him again this will never get old.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:49

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

The count, as of the time of this post:

A - Piankhi, son of the River. 6
B - Azarel, son of Dan. 1
C - Chocosar the Mystic. 15
D - The Nameless One. 13
E - Sheta the Scaled. 10
F - Wahibre, son of Wadjkare. 3

Voting closes in ONE hour.

quote:

420 Gank Mid C
a cat irl A
Aades D
AbysmalPeptoBismol D
Arkanomen E
dont be mean to me A
Bede E
Bob Tuskins E
Boonoo D
ChaseSP C
Cornuto C
DarthRoblox C
Dignol C
dont be mean to me D
Dr Cheesequake C
dyzzy C
falcon2424 D
FoxTerrier D
HBar C
Hellsau A
Horrible Lurkbeast A
Hot Dog Day 80 E
Imperialist Dog D
Infinity Gaia C
John_A_Tallon F
Lanky Coconut Tree F
lenoon C
MinistryofLard A
MetricUnit C
Mr. Nemo E
Olothreutes C
Outrail D
pumpinglemma D
Ralith E
RandomPauI E
Schwza E
Slaan F
SniperWoreConverse E
Sogol D
super sweet best pal C
Swedish Thaumocracy
There Bias Two D
TheCog C
Theglavwen E
the_steve B
TK-42-1 C
Toughy A
Tsyni D
Zodiac5000 D

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:54

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

E, 100%

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:57

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Question: Has any chocolomancer ever produced a white chocolate egg? Or is that a feat that only the chosen one of prophecy is said to be capable of?

# ? Mar 31, 2018 01:59

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

C! Forming Team Sinister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkQo9dqq9g

# ? Mar 31, 2018 02:07

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

jazzyhattrick posted:

Question: Has any chocolomancer ever produced a white chocolate egg? Or is that a feat that only the chosen one of prophecy is said to be capable of?

We will learn much more of the world from the perspective of each character as soon as one is picked. Consider this a sampler!

# ? Mar 31, 2018 02:08

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vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

E Let's reform the middle kingdom through sheer turtleness!

# ? Mar 31, 2018 02:08

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