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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Random opinion poll: Who has a better grip on reality, ISIS or die-hard MAGA Trump supporters?

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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

It takes an overweight bitch baby retard to know an overweight bitch baby retard.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

MRC48B posted:

It takes an overweight bitch baby retard to know an overweight bitch baby retard.

Only one person in that meeting will be retarded, and he won't be speaking Korean.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Anyone else excited/terrified about the Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump meeting? It’s not gonna be too long now.

And we still don’t have a Korean ambassador, or much of the State Departments senior staff. Practically none, actually.

This could be great, could be horrible.

Trump is gonna glorify McDonalds by praising it and eating a bucket of chicken nuggets.

Un sees this and thinks “good idea, except state owned.”

Now we have Kim Jong Un Themed fast food popping up all over North Korea.

Goddamn it Donnie.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Soulex posted:

Trump is gonna glorify McDonalds by praising it and eating a bucket of chicken nuggets.

Un sees this and thinks “good idea, except state owned.”

Now we have Kim Jong Un Themed fast food popping up all over North Korea.

Goddamn it Donnie.

Welcome to Jucheburger home of the Jucheburger can I reeducate your family?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Did you want food with that?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I can't believe no one made an April Golden Showers Bring Mueller Flowers type joke.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You do know there's multiple definitions of great, right?

I guess that depends on what your definition of "know" is is

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Ceiling fan posted:

I ran into my first serious discussion about safe spaces on my first date with a professor. I noticed a few bound reports on her shelf on the development of the Iraqi government. I talked a little bit about being in the military and then playing EVE, and how Goonfleet diplomacy compared to state department practices. She though it was funny how Goonfleet exercised soft power and how it was more effective than some state actions. And that safe spaces were a drag on academic freedom in principle while trigger warnings were nonsense. We had a short discussion where I supported the idea that trigger warnings helped mitigate PTSD events. It wasn't long before I comprised by tickling her nipples. The rest of the evening was nipple oriented.

This isn't really a current event. It's more of a parable about how tickling nipples is better than not tickling nipples. Happy early Easter.
I feel like this should be one of those thread intro quotes like the ones in the USMC thread

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

GiP is the definition of a safe space

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

shame on an IGA posted:

GiP is the definition of a safe space

Let me show you how safe my space is.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Peetown Manning posted:

jesus christ "New Haven-style pie" what utter garbage

Before it gets lost: New Haven style is best described as amazing pizza that someone dumped an extra cup of oil on for inscrutable horrible reasons

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

shame on an IGA posted:

GiP is the definition of a safe space

We were literally debating how pedophiles like their steak cooked in the last thread.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

GiP is the definition of a safe space

It's a space to keep the rest of the forums safe from us.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Fister Roboto posted:

It's a space to keep the rest of the forums safe from us.

https://i.imgur.com/ruRXUnD.gifv

We are very dangerous

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Apr 1, 2018

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

are we the kitten or the pugs

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Fister Roboto posted:

are we the kitten or the pugs

Existence is a spectrum

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Existence is a spectrum

Choose the kitten and you will join me. Choose the pugs, and you join your mother in death. You don't understand my words, but you must choose.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


boop the snoot posted:

Random opinion poll: Who has a better grip on reality, ISIS or die-hard MAGA Trump supporters?

I feel like most ISIS members just recently had their teeth kicked in, so they probably have some check or hard limit on how divergent their worldview must be from objective reality.

MAGA supporters on the other hand don't have much actual interaction with Trump or poo poo he's doing so their view of him and what's going on is entirely shaped by popoganda sources, pretty much independent of reality.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

piL posted:

Choose the kitten and you will join me. Choose the pugs, and you join your mother in death. You don't understand my words, but you must choose.

So, the pugs, are really the ball.

I should probably rewatch all six of them again soon.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Piss tape confirmed real by Mueller's team :nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Apr 1, 2018

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
Lmao




Happy Easter Goatse Ghost

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

gently caress man. Thanks for that on my work WiFi.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
No but seriously Trump has been tweeting some really unhinged poo poo this morning, either Melania wouldn’t do the sexy bunny costume this year or Mueller sent him an Easter basket.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/980444936062423040?s=19

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/980451228344754178?s=19

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/980452485872562176?s=19

Somebody didn't get a chocolate bunny in their Easter basket.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

BigDave posted:

Somebody didn't get a chocolate bunny in their Easter basket.

He's livetweeting again.

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/980449691103059968?s=19

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Hot take: I think defeating Fox News would be more beneficial to the world (or at the very least the US) than defeating terrorism.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Fister Roboto posted:

Only Trump could go to Korea. --Vulcan proverb

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

boop the snoot posted:

Hot take: I think defeating Fox News would be more beneficial to the world (or at the very least the US) than defeating terrorism.

This isn't a hot take, it's actually true.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

To be fair, 40 minutes delay isn't really live-tweeting.

It's just the regular unhinged and factually wrong stuff we've come to expect from the incumbent President of the United States of America.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

boop the snoot posted:

Hot take: I think defeating Fox News would be more beneficial to the world (or at the very least the US) than defeating terrorism.

You’re not wrong.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

boop the snoot posted:

Hot take: I think defeating Fox News would be more beneficial to the world (or at the very least the US) than defeating terrorism.

If it’s something that needs to happen is it really a hot take? :thunk:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/Stallone/status/980461360516513796

I don't care if David Hogg is older than Trump but had surgeries funded by George Soros, poo poo like this makes me a fan of his.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

This is being deleted quickly as it’s being found. Sinclair group is not happy.

I’ve seen it pulled from reddit a bit already too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI&feature=youtu.be

Want to feel like 1984 is coming.

Watch that.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Soulex posted:

This is being deleted quickly as it’s being found. Sinclair group is not happy.

I’ve seen it pulled from reddit a bit already too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI&feature=youtu.be

Want to feel like 1984 is coming.

Watch that.

God dammit, I was hoping for Rickroll.

It's like evening news as read by the Borg.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Soulex posted:

This is being deleted quickly as it’s being found. Sinclair group is not happy.

I’ve seen it pulled from reddit a bit already too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI&feature=youtu.be

Want to feel like 1984 is coming.

Watch that.

This episode of Black Mirror got me shook.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Huh, this is timely.

(July of last year)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvtNyOzGogc

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Soulex posted:

This is being deleted quickly as it’s being found. Sinclair group is not happy.

I’ve seen it pulled from reddit a bit already too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI&feature=youtu.be

Want to feel like 1984 is coming.

Watch that.

That is making GBS threads amazing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Hexyflexy posted:

That is making GBS threads amazing.
Here's a fun game; see what gives out first, your liver or your brain trying to figure out the comments. Read the comments, drink every time you see a reference to (((jews))) controlling the media or Soros apparently funding Fox segments now.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

NSA wizard if yall aren't setting up a directional wifi antenna and aiming it at assange and then leaking the password to him you're missing a trick

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