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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
isn't Easter like, the happiest Christian holiday? Imagine spending your faith's most joyous holiday watching Fox News and screaming about immigrants all morning.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I loving love that Trump and everyone around him have known exactly 0 joy since winning the election

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

loving lol he still never learned what daca is

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ruh-roh!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
like, even for Trump it feels like "ACTUALLY THIS PROPAGANDA IS GOOD YOU CUCKS" should be a thing we all pause at hearing.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
our losing money post office

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

this guy is retarded


Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Wait why is Proboscis complaining?

the right wing meme is that Sinclair is actually the NWO testing the waters to mass control the media (even though they already think the jews all run the media already)

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

does steve think trump writes anything in statements on the White House site?

he absolutely does, all these dumb west wing junkies think the president himself writes everything

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol why is DOW tanking

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
DOW's dyin, Cloud

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ben Nerevarine posted:

this turtle fucks

I hear he has a major foot fetish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mIxTimgJ0

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Admiral Ray posted:

fire mueller already you bastard!!!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
is there anything fun expected to come from the Russia stuff tomorrow

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Phi230 posted:

All I can see there is that Jones wanted his kids to be in an all white school

no but he said he wasn't making it a race thing, so that means he and a bunch of other white loser parents freaking out about ~ a dangerous element~ coming to their precious angels' school wasn't racist, because a racist would say it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Phi230 posted:

"Its not about race" says white man trying to exclude minorities from his kids school

"This is not a race issue" local white man in the media says, before coaching parents on how the (((lying media))) will twist them around to make them LOOK racist just for not wanting dirty thugs in their school.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

euphronius posted:

toilet ..... wine ?

yea piss

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Lol @ 'warrior monk' pretending he has any sense of right and wrong

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shark Sandwich posted:

thinking of the forever war that could've been because hillary would have the balls to actually invade

probably the only good thing about Hillary being around still is when she was constantly saying 'actually I'd be even more of a crazy warmonger' and making fun of trump pissing some missiles away on an airstrip no one used. Like, A) she's lying she'd be just as pussy as Obama and B) lol @ at the dem saying 'actually this hawk is too big a wimp'. How did I loving fall for her poo poo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
YOU WANT US TO STAY

YOU GOTTA PAY

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
he keeps using that fake 7 trillion number

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
trump is literally retarded

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
anything fun happen after that lady shot youtube

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
the huck is hiding

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
THE MAGIC WORDS "credible fear" OH MY GOD

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Taco Duck posted:

If Trump just repeats whatever he hears and sees on TV, could somebody just make sure that Maddow is on in the White House in the morning instead of Fox and Friends? Would that work? Socialist Trump?

I'm genuinely terrified of the day one of these morons looks right in the camera and says "Do it, launch the nukes"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Nope

he showed up and told trump that he would run his presidential campaign for free because he loved america, told him he had a lot of experience doing this on behalf of Russian oligarchs, and Trump said "this is a great deal" and jammed him into his campaign

yea it really can't be made clear enough that Trump did not 'hire' him. This loving moron who everyone knows is a dirty scumbag showed up and said 'Mr Trump I would be HONORED to run your campaign for free just like I have for countless eastern european despots before' and Trump said 'this is loving fantastic'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
its really funny how Mad TV wound up producing a lot of incredibly good comics that are still actively producing good products, and SNL hasn't made anyone relevant beyond it's show since Farrell and even then he had like two good roles let's be real.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

juche avocado posted:

extremely disturbed by the number of older women in that pic of the ..... *checks tweet* ....QAnon march

the Q Crew is like a dead even split between dumpy internet losers who just assume the jews are behind everything from the banks to video game reviews and old ladies who hear their dumpy internet loser kids/grandkids talk about it and go 'oh dear that sounds bad'. It rules.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I like how the Q march organizers were smart enough to know they needed a normal banner so they went with a generic 'we demand truth and transparency in government' but the actual Q believers all have signs about jewbama spraying chemicals to hide his pedophile satanic orgies

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh, TFR closed its Gun Control Thread yesterday. Hmm....

did someone protect their punkins again?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh the dude who trucked a bunch of people in Germany was a nazi. Is that why no one's been tweeting like crazy about it?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Epic High Five posted:

it like immediately fell out of the news lol. Dropped from BREAKING NEWS and down to the small print when it changed to "48 year old man with mental issues" and now it's even lower so I guess they found out he's actually a legit nazi

yea they found a bunch of nazi poo poo so it's not news in america anymore I guess

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I love that Trump genuinely doesn't seem to understand he's in charge of the DOJ with the way he talks about it

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

"You shee, it ish important to haff an outshider in a posishion of power. SNIFF. In this way it is poshible to achieve a true alternative to the philosophy of capitalishm."

ONLY IN ZHEE FIREZ OF *sniff* STAGGERING INEPTITUDE CAN ZHEE PHOENIX OF REVOLUTION BE BORN *angrily rummages through garbage can*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

juche avocado posted:

i liked to build fun decks from what i had available w/o checking the internet for what the optimal configuration of cardboard was

hello yes I also played White

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/982253748402532354

i love my retard prez!!!!!!!!!!!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FistEnergy posted:

Top 3 Wedding Boner-Killers

Cotton Eyed Joe
Save A Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Friends in Low Places

lol if u don't gently caress to cotton eyed joe

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shugojin posted:

like honestly just because i think the idea of somebody in trump tower smoking so much weed that it looks like a fire from the outside to be great

BARRON

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

this guy

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

woops

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